So Belgian cyclist Gijs van Hoecke finished up his Olympic duties in the cycling events, went clubbing with his bros and got so drunk that he’s making the front page of U.K. tabloid sites. The guy finished 15th in his competition, but will get much more TV time back home than the silver and two bronze medalists from Belgium. As he should.
You go this hard at the Olympics, you get featured in the U.S. It’s just how it works.
The big question for us is if Gijs pissed himself or just went face first into a puddle? Looks like a combo.