Here’s Lauren Tannehill’s Hard Knocks Debut

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For those who thought the Miami Dolphins would be a boring choice for this season’s Hard Knocks, those worries can be erased. You got Lauren Tannehill wearing her cute white watch and Chad Johnson telling the HBO crew that “If you pause Call of Duty for somebody (a woman), that’s the f*ckin one.”

Oh, and Matt Moore’s wife, Tara, makes her television debut. Is she in Lauren’s world of worship? Not really but it’s good TV.

More quotes of importance from Ocho:

“I feel like a cheetah. I feel black”

“I didn’t have sex last season because of my play.”

“When I scored a touchdown, she let me score”

As for the other hot chick of the night, it’s tight end Les Brown’s girlfriend, and Les drops a “you look hot, as usze (slang for usual).”

Brown is the former accountant who hadn’t played football since high school and was signed by the Dolphins via a pro day performance at BYU where he ran a 4.43 40-yard dash had a 39-inch vertical reach.

Full review to come in the morning.

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