Flyers Fan Wearing Capri-Style Jeans Robs Suburban Philly Bank [Cuff 'Em]
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Police are searching for the man who robbed a Montgomery County bank on Monday morning. According to investigators, the man entered the bank at 11:35 a.m. and gave the teller a demand note, which indicated he had a gun.
The teller handed over and undisclosed amount of cash and the man fled the bank on foot, last seen heading east on Main Street.
The suspect is described as a white male in his late 20′s, 5’6″ tall, wearing glasses, a Flyers baseball cap, a green polo shirt, and capri-style jeans.
Woah, wait just a minute, did somebody say capri-style jeans? Like these? Someone please release the full robbery video. If a guy robbed a bank wearing a Flyers hat and capri-style jeans that would be a slam dunk ‘BC Bank Robber of the Year’ candidate, possibly winning the title in early August.
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