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• 60 Sexiest Olympians To Watch • Sri Lankan Olympic Smokeshow: Christine Merrill • Leryn Franco showing cleav at the ceremony • Aaron Rodgers: Can we get football into the Olympics? • What Olympians are eating to meet 6k calorie diets • Get Some: Tyson Chandler in Lolo Jones' Olympic bed • Train Wreck: Tara Reid STILL a compete mess • Biggest BADONK Of The Weekend: Suelyn Medeiros
No way my ass would get anywhere near that button holding together the Holley Mangold coat. That said, the Olympics are officially open and your ass can sit around today and watch like 24 hours of coverage on the NBC family of channels; Bravo, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC Sports Network, NBC, online. Here's your events schedule. Want to know what channel to watch and when? Go to Fang's Bites and look at the Day 1 TV schedule. Let's get rolling!
Just saw this during the BBC One broadcast of the London Olympics ceremony. The German Olympians were introduced and then BBC showed a shot of this guy doing the German Sieg heil salute to the athletes. That is the mayor of London, Boris Johnson, in the background with his hand over his mouth. We're still efforting the German official's name, but he has to be important to get this seat, right? More screencaps - JUMP!
• The Hottest Naked Olympians at London Olympics • Kate Beckinsale in some super tight pants • Katy Perry in a bikini! • Sophia Turner does some self shots • Sara Corrales amazingly hot bikini pictures • Rihanna goes on vacation yet again • Lisa Ramos has some hot lips • Damn, these girls are way too hot
Of course you can watch the Olympics opening ceremony live. It's the Internet. Here is the link to the BBC One live feed. Don't click on that little 'X' in the Play Now box or you'll have a bunch of pop-up ads. Don't say we didn't warn you. WATCH LIVE!
Yep, someone asked Bill Belichick about Tommy Brady jumping off some cliff this summer on one of his tropical vacations. Blah, blah, blah. Thing is, this is a smart move from the reporter who asked the question. You're guaranteed to get a quote because Bill can't possibly let this go. Of course he's going to shove a microphone up the reporter's ass. It's Bill being Bill. JUMP!
The New York Giants arrived at the University of Albany for training camp over the past few days. Being that they are all staying on campus, the players are going to be spending the next few weeks sleeping in dorm rooms. This appears to have taken them back to their younger days. Several members of the defending Super Bowl champions have showed up to camp with childish blankets. There were Spider-Man, Super Mario and Tinkerbell sightings...but which players? JUMP!
And here we just figured college football band twirlers were (A.) lesbian (B.) into long philosophical discussions on how wind affects flight (C.) not into sex (D.) never in bikinis. Then Megan McGeary came into our lives. You guys are looking at a chick that should light up the Internet over the next six months. Never before in the history of college football has there been a twirler more deserving of your pageviews. It's time for Megan to become famous. JUMP!
Meet Corey Hoover. He has kids. He lives in Denver. He tweets. He parents. He has a bunch of tattoos. And he loves the Seattle Seahawks. LOVES THEM. How much does Corey love the Seahawks, a team that is 269-295 all-time? Corey Hoover loves the Seahawks so much, he recently had this insane 12th Man tattoo needled into his right side from the armpit to his waist. That, Seahawks Nation, is a superfan. JUMP!
We are still trying to wrap our minds around the fact that shooting is considered an Olypmic "sport". The fact that there is a pregnant woman participating in the games should be evidence enough that this is no sport. However, after looking at Team USA, we have uncovered that they actually have some lookers on the squad. Something about a woman with a gun, isn't there? Odds are Amanda Furrer and Corey Cogdell can handle a piece better than any of you. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Remember when Michael Phelps used to be interesting, fun and liked to let chicks take photos of him partying or smoking weed? Yeah, those were the days of MySpace. Seriously, four years ago we could do a MySpace photo search and find Phelps at a variety of University of Michigan houses getting smashed and chasing tail. Now? The guy is boring, doesn't get publicly sh*tfaced and is at his final Olympics. JUMP!
Like most of you, we are itching for football season to start. In the midst of the dog days of summer, many get sick of baseball and start turning their attention to football. Don’t blame you a bit. To help quench your thirst, BC is going on a 32 team, 32 day, 32 gallery tour of NFL cheerleaders & superfans. If you were a Dolphins fan, could you honestly say the team is more interesting than the cheerleaders? Because we can't. JUMP!
Former Dallas Cowboys tight end Martellus Bennett had some beef with his former team. After he signed with the New York Giants last month, he was quoted saying (about the Cowboys), "I just want to kick those guys' asses." It seemed kind of random, but his frustrations must have just boiled over after getting no playing time behind Jason Witten. Dallas Cowboys fans, as outspoken as they are, got all NSFW on Martellus on Twitter, dropping f-bombs left and right. JUMP!
Can't say we're shocked about this one. Day one of Jets training camp in Cortland, NY and already some bonehead reporter confuses Marky Mark and Tebow. How many times does this happen until Sanchez legit loses it. Sure, the guy has been known to be a PR machine, but something like this will get to him. We give it 3 more times until Sanchez looks visibly pissed at the reporter. At first, he even looked angry in this video! JUMP!
• Olympics: Athletes In Ice Baths! • Kate Middleton Olympics 'Tap That' GIF! • Carmen Electra & Ronda Rousey MMAing • Bob Kraft's GF doesn't get Vince Vaughn movie part • MUST-SEE: Ryne Sandberg in Christmas jersey • Hottest Foreign Bikini Chick Of The Day: Ivanovska • YES! Bar Refaeli's Bare Ass In Elle France • Funny Shit! Robber gets hit with baseball bat!
Are you in college and studying advertising? Take note at what condom maker Durex has done here. That, youngsters, is how you create an advertising masterpiece at the Olympics. That billboard has done 1,600 RTs since 4 a.m. EST. In other Olympic news, one of the trains that is supposed to take visitors to the Olympic park was late today thanks to the driver calling in sick. Seriously. And finally, is this Australian swimmer fat? Let's get rolling!
What's going on this afternoon at the plaza where the Joe Paterno statue was located outside Beaver Stadium? Oh, nothing, it's just being transformed into green space. You see those guys planting the tree? Yeah, that's where the Paterno statue used to stand. This is Penn State redefining how to wipe away a dark period in a university life. JUMP!