U.S. WOMEN WIN GYMNASTICS GOLD! CALL ALL THE WOMEN YOU KNOW! RUIN THEIR TUESDAY NIGHT!

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GUYS, ARE YOU TIRED OF YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND WANTING TO WASTE YOUR TUESDAY NIGHT BY WATCHING BORING OLYMPIC GYMNASTICS, SPECIFICALLY THE WOMEN’S TEAM FINAL? THE EVENT IS OVER! U.S. WINS GOLD. SEND HER AN EMAIL WITH THIS SPOILER ALERT. TAKE BACK YOUR TUESDAY! TAKE BACK YOUR REMOTE! RUIN HER NIGHT OF WATCHING NBC!

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