No way my ass would get anywhere near that button holding together the Holley Mangold coat. That said, the Olympics are officially open and your ass can sit around today and watch like 24 hours of coverage on the NBC family of channels; Bravo, CNBC, MSNBC, NBC Sports Network, NBC, online. Here’s your events schedule.
Want to know what channel to watch and when? Go to Fang’s Bites and look at the Day 1 TV schedule.
Let’s get rolling!