Sanchez, you dog! First you go off sneaking into Kate Upton‘s apartment in the middle of the night, now you’re making secret moves on Eva Longoria. As much as we hate you, damnit do we respect you. Most guys would get down after letting a girl like Kate Upton slip away, but not you. Instead you go from a younger girl to a woman more than ten years your senior.
Enough of this sneaky business, be proud of your conquests!
The next evening, Eva donned a blond wig as she and Mark had dinner and drinks with a group of friends at New York’s Hotel Griffou, where they looked very comfortable with each other, an insider tells In Touch: “They were laughing and having a great time.”
Listen, it’s understandable to want to keep a relationship under wraps, but rocking a wig to detract press only makes you look weird. It’s not like she’s dating Pacman Jones or somebody she should be ashamed of. It’s Mark Sanchez, a favorite amongst the ladies.
Sanchez looks like he is keeping it real too. Not long after they started banging he brought the 37 year old Longoria down to the Caribbean:
Eva and Mark kept things hot on an island-hopping adventure in the Caribbean just weeks later.
The two lovebirds have been pretty quiet on Twitter recently. It’ll be interesting to see who breaks the silence first, our bet is on Eva. She seems to just love throwing any bait to Tony Parker after their divorce. Pretty easy to see who’s winning this divorce. Eva is banging the Jets QB while Tony Parker almost goes blind in the Drake/Chris Brown bar fight.
Have you seen Dirty & Eva out and about? Did you run into these two on a private island? Was your uncle the butler on said private island? We need details.
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