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Why Is A Jif Peanut Butter Jar In The Alleged Terrell Owens Masturbating Photos?

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Our friends at Deadspin chatted with the chick who is shopping the alleged Terrell Owens Skype masturbating photos. She was nice enough to send them SFW samples to peruse before making any financial offers. Of course her first stop was TMZ. She also chatted with the Philadelphia Daily News about the photos.

That all good, but our first question to this chick is: “What was T.O. doing with the Jif?”

Of course Dan Gross at the Daily News wanted to know about the Skype video.

T.O.’s Skype buddy said she met him on Twitter when she complimented his appearance and they began direct-messaging there before moving to Skype.

During their first Skype encounter, the woman claims, Owens was already naked and erect when the video call began. She estimates watching Owens pleasure himself on 10 separate occasions during which she denies exposing herself or talking dirty.

She says Owens would “tell me things he wanted to do to me.”

Ok, follow-up question from Gross should instantly go to the peanut butter. “So tell me about the Jif. Was T.O. getting a rim job from a Labrador?”

And newspaper guys wonder why newspapers are dying. Of course the NY Post is asking that question. Makes them the best in the business.

Anyway, Deadspin has the rest of the SFW pics if you want to see the inside of T.O.’s bedroom. He has a helluva laptop setup next to his bed. Perfect positioning for Skype sessions. Once a pro, always a pro.

[An Interview...Photos Of A Supposedly Masturbating Terrell Owens - Deadspin]

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