Weird: Porn Star Jessica Lynn Wants To “Crush” Dodgers P Chris Capuano

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Porn star Jessica Lynn didn’t come out and tweet, “I want to have sex with Dodgers pitcher Chris Capuano,” but it was pretty close according to emailer Colby T. who sent us an urgent email last night. “What does having an all star level season get Chris Capuano? Porn stars, of course,” Colby wrote. Wait, wait, wait just a minute.

How the hell does a porn star randomly seemingly want to get banged by lefty journeyman Capuano (2012: 9-2, 2.60 ERA)? This is nuts.

First of all, Capuano is married, 33, has eight years of MLB experience and a 66-66 career record. Porn stars couldn’t pick him out of a lineup of white guys who are 33 and from Duke University. There are no distinguishable characteristics about Capuano that normally attract porn chicks. Tats? None that we know of. All of his teeth? Check. The guy looks happily married to us.

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So how does this get blurted out by Jessica Lynn?

Sure, the tweet is two weeks old, but still deserves examination. Ms. Lynn has tweeted since the revelation of wanting to crush Capuano. Strange, indeed.

There is obviously more to this story that we’re not hearing. Ms. Lynn just randomly plucks Capuano’s pic off Google Image Search and adds him to her crush list? Something just isn’t adding up here.

Do you know Jessica Lynn or know more about her fascination with the Dodgers pitcher? Do you know why/how Ms. Lynn is attracted to Capuano? We want to hear from you.

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