Why Were Umpire Manny Gonzalez’s Pants Drenched During Saturday’s Rockies-Angels Game? [BC i-Team]

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Of course we sent out the i-Team to figure out what the hell was going on with MLB umpire Manny Gonzalez during Saturday’s Angels-Rockies game. BC first learned that there was a drippy issue via a Mike Trout YouTube video. However, after closer examination of MLB.tv files, it seems Gonzalez went from dry in the 1st inning to a giant puddle by the 6th. Was the puddle due to heat?

It was 88 & sunny at first pitch. You make the call.

Here’s the thing we can’t understand about Gonzalez and moisture: why just in the penis region? Does he have a Jacuzzi going on in that cup? Was he dunking that cup in a bucket of water between innings? Does he have some sort of Vegas misting contraption hooked up to his cup?

So many questions!

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