We spent the better half of our afternoon in negotiations with a student from Florida Gulf Coast University over this 2 Girls, 1 Gronk video. As you might have heard, we were approached today with what we were told was video of the NFL’s highest paid tight end earlier this spring doing body shots off chicks at Downtown Jerry’s in Fort Myers. What did we pay for the Gronk video? Terms are undisclosed.
Just watch your hero in action.
Posted: We just secured the rights about an hour ago
Premise of Video: As mentioned, this is Gronk doing his normal work at a bar. However, what we’ve yet to see from the Gronk Files® are legendary moments of doing body shots off chicks who are pretty much ripping off their clothes for our favorite meathead.
Climax of Video: It’s all just one giant Gronk Gone Wild video. Bros and all! Oh, and did we mention Gronk was wearing Zubaz in this video? Yeah, he was.
Conclusion: What more can we say about this Moment of Zen? Sure, this is just about as normal of a night as you’ll ever see from Gronk. The problem is that these indie videos usually end up buried on some guy’s Facebook account. Not today, boys. SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!