Saturday night was a great night to raise money for Boston’s Children’s Hospital via Patriots’ punter Zoltan Mesko’s now infamous “ZoliOke” party. Long story short, women bid to sing certain songs with members of the New England Patriots. Money raised goes to charity. Of course Gronk was there on 6/9. So was his fellow Team Jizz Blaster buddy Dean Muhtadi. Of course he was. Anyway, Gronk gave one lady the best karaoke experience of her life.
There was an auction held with the highest bidder getting to sing with the Pats tight end, who just came to terms on a new six-year $54 million extension. The winning bid was $2,500, and a woman was on stage as Gronk ripped into “Sexy and IKnow It” by LMFAO. He moved around on stage, swivelled his hips, and danced a bit as he sang. There were no signs of trouble with his ankle, which he had arthroscopic surgery on following the Super Bowl.
Of course the Herald didn’t tell readers that Gronk did pretty much everything to that chick besides impregnate her. From the photos, we get the feeling ‘Jackie’ was pleased with what she received for her donation to the children.