Wait, Brooke Burke Can Do That With Her Legs On An Exercise Ball? [26 PHOTOS]

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It’s Friday night, your wife/girlfriend is starting to pack on the pounds and your ass has had enough. You stop at Busted Coverage to see some hot chicks before heading home from work. You know that the GF/wife who is packing on the pounds wants to hit Cheesecake Factory for dinner. You know the wife/girlfriend will want to get the burger and a slice of cheesecake – for herself. Guys, don’t leave the house without telling that wife/GF that Brooke Burke can do THIS!

Don’t fall for the wife/GF’s bullshit tonight. Enough porking out is enough. Let her know that her ass isn’t getting any smaller. Sure, sex is probably out of the equation for like three months, but you MUST lay down the law. If it’s a girlfriend, remind her you don’t have to EVER ask her to marry you.

Tell her she needs to think long and hard about milking your credit card on ice cream runs.

All women – at 40 & with four kids – should be able to do this on an exercise ball. Tell that GF/wife that it starts this weekend. No more burgers and cheesecake.

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