How much money would it take to get you to watch a Bill Plaschke and Jackie MacMullan porn? $500? Or are you in just for the shock value? Jackie is 51. Bill will be 54 in September. In other words, these two would’ve been sticking it in back in the college days. That said, one thing led to another on Around the Horn last night and Bill was pretty much wanting to have satellite sex. We’re talking full-on sexting and 3D penis holograms sent to Boston.
Just watch and you’ll see what we mean. Must give the guy some credit, he doesn’t just go after the 8s and 9s. He’ll slump bust here and there when needed.