2012 May - page 9
May 5, 2012Football
Tuscaloosa Newspaper Can’t Even Spell ‘Handcuff’ Correctly [PHOTOS]

Tuscaloosa Newspaper Can’t Even Spell ‘Handcuff’ Correctly [PHOTOS]

The Tuscaloosa News had a little bit of trouble with their headline for their girl's softball story today. The writer, which we are just going to assume is a University of Alabama graduate, spelled 'handcuff' as 'hancuff'. You would think they would have spell check or an editor. Maybe the guy was just so upset that the Gators are gaining ground on the Crimson Tide in a women's athletic event that it was just an emotional mistake. Who knows? HT @OurHonorDefend. JUMP!

May 5, 2012
A Horse Goes From Last Place To First Place At The Churchill Downs [VIDEO]

A Horse Goes From Last Place To First Place At The Churchill Downs [VIDEO]

Great Attack, a horse racing in the Twin Spires Turf Sprint, was tied for last place at the beginning of a 5 furlong turf. Joel Rosario, the horse's jockey, rode right through the middle of the pack of horses and challenged the lead horse for the win. Bridgetown looked to have the race in hand for most of the race and blew it to Great Attack. Make sure you go to the liquor store and stock up on bourbon for your mint juleps tonight for the Kentucky Derby.  JUMP!

May 5, 2012Other Sports
Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC On Fox 3 [STREAMING VIDEO]

Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC On Fox 3 [STREAMING VIDEO]

A very special episode of Fight Day Live will be coming at you today at 4pm ET from the Izod Center in East Rutherford, NJ.  The UFC invades the Fox network with an action packed card highlighted by two contender fights of Josh Koscheck vs. Johny Hendricks and Nate Diaz vs. Jim Miller.  Fight Day Live will break down the full fight card as well as discuss the hot button topics in the world of mixed martial arts.  JUMP!

May 5, 2012
76ers Brah Needing High-Five After Last Night’s Game Takes A Digger [VIDEO]

76ers Brah Needing High-Five After Last Night’s Game Takes A Digger [VIDEO]

Yes, 76ers fans cheered Joakim Noah's ankle injury during last night's Game 3 against the Bulls. From the look of things these assholes are going to win this series by default and set up a tremendous 2nd round against Boston. The thought of these two teams and their fans meeting this year has us giddy. Anyway, some guy was watching the end of last night's game and caught this Philly brah, apparently way too old to need high-fives, biting it. JUMP!

May 5, 2012Other Sports
Typical Lakers Fan Digging For Gold During Kobe Free Throw [Morning Twitpic]

Typical Lakers Fan Digging For Gold During Kobe Free Throw [Morning Twitpic]

Is this some sort of fake Lakers fan that the Nuggets placed behind the basket for last night's game? That's the only excuse for some dirtbag picking her nose while Kobe is trying to sink a free throw while the Lakers are getting drilled. As for the game, the Nugs got a victory, making the series 2-1 L.A. Just another warning this morning, Erin Andrews says her Derby hat this year will be simple. Lots of flowers. Sad to hear there will be no more giant saucers. Let's get rolling!

May 4, 2012Sports Tattoos
Source: Kobe Bryant Disses Denver Tilted Kilt Waitresses Over Tattoos

Source: Kobe Bryant Disses Denver Tilted Kilt Waitresses Over Tattoos

We have boots on the ground in Denver this weekend for the Nuggets-Lakers series and they tell us Kobe Bryant might have pulled a Kobe move last night at the Tilted Kilt. Our ESPN TV sources tell us that the divorced Bryant had a particular problem with the waitresses at the notoriously busty brew pub. What was Kobe's issue with the waitresses? JUMP!

May 4, 2012Football
Wait, Deion Sanders Has A Kitchen In His Master Bathroom? And Dishwasher?

Wait, Deion Sanders Has A Kitchen In His Master Bathroom? And Dishwasher?

Just happened to be surfing around some of our real estate friend's sites today and noticed a very interesting tidbit from a tour Deion Sanders granted to a Dallas TV station of his 29,000 sq. ft. mansion. It seems that Deion actually has a kitchen in his master bedroom bathroom. That stainless steel thing you see? Yeah, it's a fridge. Can you blame a guy? This is why rich people think they're better than you and I. Because they are & have fridges in the bathroom. JUMP!

May 4, 2012Football
Is Tebowing College Cheerleader Tessa Just Trying To Get In Tim’s Pants?

Is Tebowing College Cheerleader Tessa Just Trying To Get In Tim’s Pants?

TEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOW! Of course these days it takes a batsh*t crazy Tebowing to even get me excite. Just some chick Tebowing on green grass doesn't move me. Enter University of Cincinnati cheerleader Tessa and her Tebowing stunt. Of course she's risking her life, possibly a broken neck to pull off this maneuver. You want on BC for your Tebowing? It's going to take Tebowing while parachuting. Somebody step up. JUMP!

May 4, 2012wags
Hottest WAGs In UFC History: The No Jenna Jameson Edition!

Hottest WAGs In UFC History: The No Jenna Jameson Edition!

What did we learn about the WAGs of the UFC during the investigation & research stage? These ladies are usually tough, some can take a punch and others have guts to date men with pummeled faces. There's also the whole Kim Couture vs. Kerry Vera MMA match in 2009 when Brandon Vera's wife TKOd Randy's now ex-wife. (*Disclaimer: Jenna Jameson didn't make this list because she's unfit to be considered hot in any way. Deal with it.) JUMP!

May 4, 2012Features
How To Dump Your Motocross Ride, #YOLO Haircut & Bieber Burger [Daily WTF]

How To Dump Your Motocross Ride, #YOLO Haircut & Bieber Burger [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 4, 2012Other Sports
A Kentucky Derby Photo Essay With Words By Hunter S. Thompson; Photos Via Freaks

A Kentucky Derby Photo Essay With Words By Hunter S. Thompson; Photos Via Freaks

It’s an annual tradition on Busted Coverage to run our tribute to the Kentucky Derby via HST. We believe 2008...

May 4, 2012Football
Some Of A.J. McCarron’s New Tattoo Work Revealed! [PHOTOS]

Some Of A.J. McCarron’s New Tattoo Work Revealed! [PHOTOS]

The big news in the SEC this offseason, besides Bobby Petrino landing his road beef a nice job within the Arkansas football department, is that Alabama QB A.J. McCarron received some new chest tattoo ink to go with his already dreamy Jesus ink. It was announced in early April that A.J. had rosaries, doves and a BCS crystal ball added to his pecs. Now comes the visual evidence. Let's just say this guy might be the most tatted white QB in NCAA history. JUMP!

May 4, 2012Other Sports
Drunkest NASCAR Boot Beer Bonger Wearing Jorts Guy – EVER! [VIDEO]

Drunkest NASCAR Boot Beer Bonger Wearing Jorts Guy – EVER! [VIDEO]

The NASCAR boys were in Richmond, Virginia this past weekend and if there's one thing we know about good ol' boys from Virginia, they like their beer warm and smelling like foot fungus. Or at least one guy does. Our love affair with NASCAR fans is well documented. The fights. The drunks. The pickup truck swimming pools. All of those elements make us smile. However, our new hero is Boot Beer Bonger! Straight improvising and gettin' it – JUMP!

May 4, 2012Features
Baseball Cap Bank Robber Spells Out What He Wants From This Bank Teller [Cuff ‘Em]

Baseball Cap Bank Robber Spells Out What He Wants From This Bank Teller [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police are seeking information about a man who robbed an Orlando Bank of America late Thursday morning. Surveillance images at the bank on Conway Road show the man holding up a paper that stated, "Give me all big bills no bands no one gets shot." True, there's no logo on that baseball hat, but it was impossible to pass up this guy's bank robbery poster. Did he hyphenate "bonds?" Scared to turn in this punk? We will: mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 4, 2012Other Sports
Solid Effort By Mariano Rivera Chasing Down This Fly Ball; ACL Damage! [Morning Twitpic]

Solid Effort By Mariano Rivera Chasing Down This Fly Ball; ACL Damage! [Morning Twitpic]

The poor, poor Yankees just can't get a break this year. Mariano Rivera, you might have heard, was carried off the field in Kansas City last night during batting practice after tearing his ACL while chasing down a meaningless fly ball. The big question is if this is a career ender. “I don’t want it any other way. I was doing what I love to do, shagging I love to do,’’ said Rivera. Wait, what the hell did he just say? Anyway, it's Kentucky Derby weekend. Let's get drunk!

May 3, 2012Football
ESPN Gets Junior Seau’s Old Neighbor Taylor Twellman To Comment On Tragedy

ESPN Gets Junior Seau’s Old Neighbor Taylor Twellman To Comment On Tragedy

First of all, understand that Taylor Twellman is a retired soccer player turned soccer analyst. It just happens that he works for ESPN. Hmm, how can we get this guy involved in the Junior Seau story? Oh, look, he was Seau's neighbor like forever ago. "Sh*t, someone get Twellman on the line and we can ask him about a guy's mindset like four years go." Supposedly Twellman reached out to Seau about concussions. Must not of been a good enough friend. Seau never responded.

May 3, 2012Ring Girls
The 60 Greatest Arianny Celeste UFC Ring Girl Photos

The 60 Greatest Arianny Celeste UFC Ring Girl Photos

It's hard to believe that Arianny Celeste has spent six years carrying ring cards for the UFC. Time flies. Seems like just yesterday (2006) she was making her debut at a Hard Rock Casino event and now she has traveled the world as the most recognizable ring girl in MMA history. This 5-foot-5, 110 lb. Los Angeles native has parlayed her UFC fame into a career as a Bud Light model and bit parts on television shows. Our salute to the old Ring Girl vet - JUMP!

May 3, 2012Football
Jay Cutler Seems To Be Handling The Paparazzi With Grace & Calm

Jay Cutler Seems To Be Handling The Paparazzi With Grace & Calm

Not sure what pissed off Jay Cutler while he and pregnant wife Kristin Cavallari were walking down the street this week, but the Bears QB didn't seem to like being photographed looking like a slob. Keep trying to tell you Bears fans that this guy is a ticking timebomb. The guy breaks off his engagement, gets hurt, knocks up his ex-fiancé and is now going to marry her again. Now he can't walk down the street without middle fingering cameras. Tick...tick...tick...JUMP!

May 3, 2012Golf
Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders & Her Tanned Body Played A Pro-Am [PHOTOS]

Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders & Her Tanned Body Played A Pro-Am [PHOTOS]

Out of nowhere we were smacked in the face today thanks to the guys at The Big Lead with photos of Golf Channel's Holly Sonders at the Wells Fargo Championship at Quail Hollow. Of course we don't watch the Morning Drive show hosted by Sonders. Um, thanks to the following photos, Holly has just earned herself a permanent DVR position right alongside Good Morning America. Only bad part here is that Holly doesn't play on the LPGA. One-time deal with these legs. JUMP!

May 3, 2012Features
Melo Trying to Channel Lebron, Thor’s Hammer & Choking Devils Fan [Daily WTF]

Melo Trying to Channel Lebron, Thor’s Hammer & Choking Devils Fan [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 3, 2012Girls
Kate Upton’s Teen Rival Nathalia Ramos Playing Beach Football! [29 PHOTOS]

Kate Upton’s Teen Rival Nathalia Ramos Playing Beach Football! [29 PHOTOS]

Never heard of Nathalia Ramos? Same here, but there she was in a bikini and playing around with a football on the beach in L.A. That becomes instant post material. Then, digging a little deeper, we realize that if there was ever going to be a teen rival for Kate Upton, Ramos has to be that chick. She's just 19 (so is Upton until June 10) and is known for being cute and in stupid movies. What Ramos has done with these beach photos is to lob the first volley. JUMP!

May 3, 2012Other Sports
Marc Gasol Gets Fingered By This Memphis Fan [VIDEO]

Marc Gasol Gets Fingered By This Memphis Fan [VIDEO]

Everyone was going nuts last night about Marc Gasol getting two in the stink during the Grizzlies-Clippers game. Of course the emails rolled in this morning. "Why are you guys late on the Gasol video?" Sorry, woke up a little foggy this morning after a Wednesday night bender in NYC. That meant lots of whiskey and like 5 hours of sleep. Anyway, Gasol got fingered and the Internet went nuts. Ho-hum. JUMP!

May 3, 2012Other Sports
15 Greatest White Guy Twitter Reactions To Tim Welke’s Blown Call

15 Greatest White Guy Twitter Reactions To Tim Welke’s Blown Call

Nothing gets white guys fired up like a blown call in a worthless baseball game in May. Sure, Tim Welke had a bad angle in the top of the 6th last night when he called Jerry Hairston out with Todd Helton about two feet off the bag. Looked horrible in real-time and looked even worse on replay. The Rockies eventually won and of course white guys went totally berserk on Twitter. Like ripping sh*t off the walls mad. One guy even used "heck" in his tweet. JUMP!

May 3, 2012Features
Former Dallas Cowboys OL Arrested For _________ At A Tampa Strip Club [Cuff ‘Em]

Former Dallas Cowboys OL Arrested For _________ At A Tampa Strip Club [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A former starting offensive lineman (Torrin Tucker) for the Dallas Cowboys was arrested Tuesday night and charged with felony drug and weapons charges after police say he sold an undercover officer $20 in marijuana in the strip club where he works. A subsequent search found 18 baggies of marijuana "packaged for sale" and nine capsules containing cocaine, all in a Crown Royale bag "stuffed down the front of (his) pants," according to the report.

May 3, 2012Other Sports
Jered Weaver’s Was Dad Pounding A Draft In 9th During No-Hitter [Morning Twitpic]

Jered Weaver’s Was Dad Pounding A Draft In 9th During No-Hitter [Morning Twitpic]

We learned a few things about Jered Weaver's dad during last night's no-hitter. According to the OC Register, Dave has an interesting tradition on Jered's pitching days. No dinner until after Jered comes off the mound. Guess that tradition doesn't include ice cold drafts. As you can see, he was still pounding the suds in the 9th as Jered worked over the Twins. In fact, Dave was even drinking a Bud Light can after the game. Our new hero? Of course. Let's get rolling!

May 2, 2012Other Sports
Chris Kaman Should Get Good Gas Mileage Driving Home To Michigan [PHOTOS]

Chris Kaman Should Get Good Gas Mileage Driving Home To Michigan [PHOTOS]

Keep your eyes on the Chris Kaman Twitter account the next couple of days. Ted Nugent's love child packed up his ass kickin' trucks today and is heading back to Michigan where he'll spend the next few months blowing up sh*t and digging piles of dirt. Not kidding, the exploits of Kaman in Michigan are well documented. You should see these rides he's taking back. Suck it, gas mileage. You're dead to Kaman. JUMP!

May 2, 2012Football
Junior Seau Is Dead. Gunshot To The Chest. Over. Done. Suicide.

Junior Seau Is Dead. Gunshot To The Chest. Over. Done. Suicide.

Junior Seau took his own life today according to media reports out of San Diego. ABC 10 in San Diego is reporting that Seau yesterday sent his ex-wife and kids a text saying he loved them. Reports are that cause of death was a gunshot to the chest. You might remember Seau allegedly tried to kill himself in 2010. As for reaction from the NFL community, Donte Stallworth wasn't taking the news very well. More to come.

May 2, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Abigail Klein Is Troy Aikman’s New Girlfriend & Former Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

Abigail Klein Is Troy Aikman’s New Girlfriend & Former Cowboys Cheerleader [PHOTOS]

TMZ was up to their old tricks Monday night outside some trendy LA nightspot when they ran into Troy Aikman and a lovely blonde. Troy buys his "friend" some roses and makes small talk with the paps, leaving us to wonder exactly who this new chick is. Of course the Internet delivered an answer and this is just about the perfect scenario for us - the chick is a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Her name is Abigail Klein. We assume they're just "friends." JUMP!

May 2, 2012Features
The Hulk Ridin’ Bumper, He Beat Anorexia & Tan Much? [Daily WTF]

The Hulk Ridin’ Bumper, He Beat Anorexia & Tan Much? [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 2, 2012Other Sports
Nick Johnson Is On Fire! Hitless Streak Is Over! Now Hitting .033! The Guy Is 1-For-30!

Nick Johnson Is On Fire! Hitless Streak Is Over! Now Hitting .033! The Guy Is 1-For-30!

It's all over. The long nightmare that was Nick Johnson's start to the 2012 season (0-for-29) came to an end last night against the Yankees. Our hero legged out a double, raising his average to .033. Johnson told reporters after the 7-1 O's win, "It kind of gets in your head and you think too much at the plate, instead of going up there getting a pitch and do what you do." We can now go back to ignoring this guy since the fun is over.