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May 9, 2012Other Sports
23 Most Inappropriate Josh Hamilton 4 HR Twitter Celebration Ideas: Coke, Hookers & Shots!

23 Most Inappropriate Josh Hamilton 4 HR Twitter Celebration Ideas: Coke, Hookers & Shots!

By now you've heard Josh Hamilton had one of the best hitting nights in MLB history, going 5-for-5 with 4 dongs, a double, 8 RBI and 18 total bases. Let us check the record books real quick....yeah helluva night. Anyway, of course Twitter exploded with coke, shots & beer jokes. Some bros even threw in a few hooker one-liners. We were especially smitten with snorting coke off hooker ass jokes. Fun! JUMP!

May 9, 2012Features
Bank Robber Claims He Did It Because Dreams Of Making Millions In NFL Derailed [Cuff ‘Em]

Bank Robber Claims He Did It Because Dreams Of Making Millions In NFL Derailed [Cuff ‘Em]

Meet Christopher Lamarque Miller. He might have one of the biggest bullshit cop-out excuses in bank robbery history. You see, Miller played some college football at Missouri State, not exactly a school pumping out NFL talent. But Miller had dreams. The guy is now 27 and still hasn't gotten over the fact that the NFL never came calling. How upset? He admittedly went and robbed a bank to get NFL rich. Not kidding. JUMP!

May 9, 2012Other Sports
Evan Turner’s Poor Game 5 Exacerbated By Jersey Chaser Eyeballing The Road Beef [Morning Twitpic]

Evan Turner’s Poor Game 5 Exacerbated By Jersey Chaser Eyeballing The Road Beef [Morning Twitpic]

First of all, solid offensive performance by the 76ers last night against the Bulls in Game 5. 32% from the field, 70% from the line and 69 points. Evan Turner's line: 2-of-7, 4 TO & 4 points. It almost seemed like something was bothering him. Poor, poor night for Philly as a whole. The 76ers lose, the Flyers get knocked out of the NHL playoffs & the Phillies lose to the Mets, giving them last place in East. Let's get rolling!

May 8, 2012Other Sports
Audio: Ozzie Guillen Telling Radio Guy To “Grow Up Motherf*cker”

Audio: Ozzie Guillen Telling Radio Guy To “Grow Up Motherf*cker”

So it seems Ozzie Guillen is finished being quiet about the Fidel Castro fiasco and will take out his anger on Houston sports radio hosts. Up first, Paul Gallant. This bro had the balls to ask Ozzie if the firestorm back in Miami had settled down. Pretty straightforward question and seemed innocent enough. A simple, "Yeah, you know, I think things are much better. Now we just need to start winning some baseball games," would suffice. Nope, Ozzie went nuts. JUMP!

May 8, 2012Other Sports
Rex Ryan Is A New Jersey Devils Fan; Was Flyers Fan in 2010 [PHOTO]

Rex Ryan Is A New Jersey Devils Fan; Was Flyers Fan in 2010 [PHOTO]

Wait, wasn't Rex Ryan a Philadelphia Flyers fan just a couple years ago? Remember that night where his fat girth was on display in Carolina? Now he's rooting for the Devils in the NHL playoffs during Game 4? Yes, he was. Game 5 is tonight in Philly so there's still time for Flyers fan to make the appropriate taunt sign. 7:30 puck drop. Don't let this go without a reaction, Philly and Rangers fan. (via @regantriciann)

May 8, 2012Other Sports
BC Reader Builds OKC Thunder Beer Pong Table With Automatic Ball Washer!

BC Reader Builds OKC Thunder Beer Pong Table With Automatic Ball Washer!

BC reader Shawn C. sent an email this afternoon announcing that his Oklahoma City Thunder beer pong table is ready to debut on the Internet. This isn't just another beer pong table, according to Shawn. "I built an OKC Thunder Beer Pong Table with an Automatic Ball Washer, LED Lights, 5 speakers and a 10in Sub. It is all parts ridiculous, but was a pretty fun build." Did he just say automatic ball washer? JUMP!

May 8, 2012Other Sports
Milwaukee, We Are Replacing Front Row Amy With Front Row Ashley – TODAY!

Milwaukee, We Are Replacing Front Row Amy With Front Row Ashley – TODAY!

A few weeks ago while doing research on the First Lady of Milwaukee baseball, we noticed that the infamous Front Row Amy was selling her seat to several Brewers games. She wouldn't be attending. Had other plans. Suddenly the idea popped into my head. What if we replaced Front Row Amy with a hot chick of our choosing? How would Milwaukee react to a Playboy model sitting in Amy's seat? Would there be a revolt? Let's find out on Wednesday against the Reds! JUMP!

May 8, 2012Other Sports
Better Cheerleader Butts At National Cherry Blossom Parade: Wizards Or Skins? [PHOTOS]

Better Cheerleader Butts At National Cherry Blossom Parade: Wizards Or Skins? [PHOTOS]

Anything worse than being pressured into going to a stupid parade with the GF/wife/lesbian lover and sitting there without any poon to peruse? The chick clowns are always old hags who plays Bozo's wife on weekends and fire candy at your face. The National Cherry Blossom Festival this year changed parades forever, in our minds, via the inclusion of the Washington Wizards and Redskins cheerleaders. It was pretty much a huge butt-off between the ladies. JUMP!

May 8, 2012Features
Introducing The Construction Hard Hat Genius & Dry Lavender Soda! [Daily WTF]

Introducing The Construction Hard Hat Genius & Dry Lavender Soda! [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 8, 2012Football
Pretty Sure This Is The ReTweet Where Lauren Tannehill Leaves Her Husband For A Loser Sports Blogger

Pretty Sure This Is The ReTweet Where Lauren Tannehill Leaves Her Husband For A Loser Sports Blogger

Lauren Tannehill is obviously tired of her new boring, hot NFL quarterback husband. She went on a RT spree this morning so we threw out the fishing line to see if she was in the mood to bite. Um, you see what happened. This RT obviously means she gets our humor (SCORE!) and isn't freaked out by our fascination with her boobs via those galleries we've been running (SCORE #2!). GALLERY - JUMP!

May 8, 2012
Cubs Ball Girl Gave Her Phone Number To Which Braves Pitcher? [VIDEO]

Cubs Ball Girl Gave Her Phone Number To Which Braves Pitcher? [VIDEO]

First order of business for Busted Coverage Nation, figure out the name of this Cubs Ball Girl working the first base line last night against the Braves. We know our Chicago fanbase is huge so one of you should be on a first-name basis with her. Second, figure out what Braves relief pitcher received the Ball Girl's phone number between innings. Crack the case! Get on it! JUMP!

May 8, 2012Football
31 Greatest Tom Brady Haircuts & Hairstyles That Drive Gay Men Nuts

31 Greatest Tom Brady Haircuts & Hairstyles That Drive Gay Men Nuts

Let's face it, each time Tom Brady hits a red carpet a new hairstyle makes its debut only to make gay men drop what they're doing and hit the salon. Last night, Tom debuted the 'Dorsal Fin' at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala. It's a play off a David Beckham faux hawk and Cameron Diaz's bangs look in Something About Mary. You must give Brady credit, he'll do anything with his hair to keep his wife happy. Smart move. JUMP!

May 8, 2012
Brandon Inge Caroms Home Run Blast Off Rays’ Fan’s Nuts & Into Chick’s Face! [VIDEO]

Brandon Inge Caroms Home Run Blast Off Rays’ Fan’s Nuts & Into Chick’s Face! [VIDEO]

How good of a shot is Brandon Inge with a home run blast? He did this during Sunday's A's-Rays game in Tampa. What we have here is the normal HR fan reaction. A baseball is incoming and arms go up. What many guys forget is that they're one carom away from taking a shot to the nuts. That's exactly what happens with the Inge blast. As for the woman, should've had your hands up. JUMP!

May 8, 2012Other Sports
Fuzz Looking For Red Sox Fan/Bank Robber Driving 1995 Lime Green Neon! [Cuff ‘Em]

Fuzz Looking For Red Sox Fan/Bank Robber Driving 1995 Lime Green Neon! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police said that a man in his 20s to early 30s, approximately 6 feet tall with a mustache and goatee and wearing a Boston Red Sox hat and dark hooded sweatshirt – entered the lobby at approximately 1:47 p.m. and handed the teller a note demanding money. He then fled with an undetermined amount of cash in a 1995 lime green Plymouth Neon with a loud exhaust. The plates on the vehicle were identified as NH registration: 2010210.

May 8, 2012Other Sports
And The Parents Wonder Why Their Kid Gets His Ass Lit Up In Gym Class [Morning Twitpic]

And The Parents Wonder Why Their Kid Gets His Ass Lit Up In Gym Class [Morning Twitpic]

For the sake of this post we'll pretend that is a Justin Bieber wannabe at last night's Braves-Cubs game. The stupid hat would normally be overlooked but then you go and bring the claw paws to the park just to get on TV. Deserve to be picked last for kickball. In NHL news, how about those NY Rangers? They tie the game with 6.6 seconds left in regulation and beat the Caps in OT. Of course it sent the tabloids into a frenzy. Rangers-Kings Stanley Cup sounds decent. Let's get rolling!

May 7, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Sharon Simmons Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Tryout Dream Over Due To Amnesia?

Sharon Simmons Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Tryout Dream Over Due To Amnesia?

The national tragedy that is Sharon Simmons, the 55-year-old grandmother, trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders should finally be over. The smokeshow was at Cowboys Stadium on Saturday for the first round of tryouts and might get a "We're so happy for the publicity" vote from the judges into the 2nd round, but in all reality the dream is over for Simmons. How do we know? Well, she's old and admits that she forgot her routine. JUMP!

May 7, 2012Football
GUESS THAT NFL MAN CAN RACK! Boobs Busting Loose On LA Vacation!

GUESS THAT NFL MAN CAN RACK! Boobs Busting Loose On LA Vacation!

What NFLer was hanging at some LA hotel pool, minding his business without a posse only to be hounded by some rookie paparazzi chick? That's the game we're playing today on Guess That NFL Man Can Rack. No hints. No Photoshop used to enhance the rack. This should be a simple one if you know white guys in the NFL. JUMP!

May 7, 2012Other Sports
Patrick Kane Slightly Drunk At Wisconsin’s Mifflin Street Party [PHOTOS]

Patrick Kane Slightly Drunk At Wisconsin’s Mifflin Street Party [PHOTOS]

Chicago Blackhawks stud Patrick Kane was in Madison, Wisconsin over the weekend for the Mifflin Street party, an annual rite of spring for Wisconsin students who've bored of bonging beers and chasing tail at house parties all winter. Time to hit the streets! Kaner, a 23-year-old legendary partier, did it up in Wisky, even wearing a fratty shirt and a sweet blue hat so he blended in with the losers who'll be unemployed in a couple of weeks. PHOTOS! JUMP!

May 7, 2012Other Sports
Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Hawks’ Crystal Hopkins Is A Country Singer! [PHOTOS]

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Hawks’ Crystal Hopkins Is A Country Singer! [PHOTOS]

Why do we want the Atlanta Hawks to prolong their home season as long as possible, even though they're down 3-1 against the Celtics in the NBA playoffs? Simple answer: Crystal Hopkins. She's one of the team's dancers & BC Cheerleader Stalker Asher put the pieces together on this 23-year-old who also has dreams of being a country singer. Did we mention the great rack and her dancing ability? God, please let the Celtics fold and the Hawks advance. JUMP!

May 7, 2012Other Sports
16 NSFW Cole Hamels Is A Bitch Tweets Via Bryce Harper Plunking

16 NSFW Cole Hamels Is A Bitch Tweets Via Bryce Harper Plunking

This is where we talk about Cole Hamels trying to lose the giant pussy street cred he's built up via multiple pussy photoshoots over the last few years. It's where Cole proves he's an old school, Bob Gibson style pitcher who doesn't like young punks like Bryce Harper walking into his sport and going balls to the walls. So of course Hamels thinks plunking Harper is the way to welcome him to the game. Guess who went on to steal home on Hamels? JUMP!

May 7, 2012Features
Baron Davis Knee A Little Out of Place &  Avengers Smashes Record [Daily WTF]

Baron Davis Knee A Little Out of Place & Avengers Smashes Record [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 7, 2012Other Sports
Erin Andrews Trying To 3 Goggle At Derby But That Stupid Hat Is In The Way [PHOTOS]

Erin Andrews Trying To 3 Goggle At Derby But That Stupid Hat Is In The Way [PHOTOS]

Remember a few years ago how every blog ran the GIF of Erin Pageviews destroying a sub/hoagie at a football game? It was one of the Internet's proud moments. Flash-forward to Saturday on the red carpet before the Kentucky Derby. Pageviews decides this would be the perfect time to throw up the 3 Goggles, because, you know, she's in Kentucky and the basketball team is right behind her. Yes, then she tweeted this hilarity. JUMP!

May 7, 2012
Is This Braves/Reds Fan Doing Tomahawk Chop At Furman Baseball Game A Little Retarded? [VIDEO]

Is This Braves/Reds Fan Doing Tomahawk Chop At Furman Baseball Game A Little Retarded? [VIDEO]

Is there anything more annoying than attending a Furman college baseball game over the weekend and some guy wearing a Braves jersey and Reds hat is breaking the silence with a continuous Tomahawk Chop? Big question here: Are there a couple of screws loose or is this guy for real with this act? Going with mildly retarded because the Reds cap doesn't really fit into this equation. JUMP!

May 7, 2012Football
Can I Get A ‘Roll Tide’ Up In This Mother*#&^ing Decatur, Alabama Jail? [Cuff ‘Em]

Can I Get A ‘Roll Tide’ Up In This Mother*#&^ing Decatur, Alabama Jail? [Cuff ‘Em]

Couple weeks back we were getting sh*t from Auburn fans who thought we were picking on them for being a bunch of dirty rednecks. Like we would actually be picking on the school where Cam Newton won a BCS championship. We love BCS schools that are passionate, a little redneck-y and willing to wear their school colors during mugshots at the county jail. Today we visit the Decatur, AL jail. Roll Tide! JUMP!

May 7, 2012Other Sports
Casey Mears’ Son Grabs Mom Boob During Talladega National Anthem [Morning Twitpic]

Casey Mears’ Son Grabs Mom Boob During Talladega National Anthem [Morning Twitpic]

First of all, kudos to the guys at Ride The Pine for actually sitting through the national anthem during yesterday's NASCAR race. They sent us this screencap of Casey Mears' infant son embarrassing mom, Trish, on national TV with this ill-timed boob grab. Dad finished 23rd in the Aaron's 499, yet Jr. gets the Morning Twitpic. In NBA news, the Knicks prolonged the inevitable. Look at this box score. Isn't Carmelo the greatest? Put the team on his fat back. Let's get rolling!

May 7, 2012
Red Bull Is Making Your Crazy Dreams Come True

Red Bull Is Making Your Crazy Dreams Come True

Nothing is too crazy when it comes to Red Bull. From skydiving from space to racing mountain bikes down cliffs....

May 6, 2012Other Sports
Russell Westbrook Told A Reporter ‘No More Questions For You Bro’ [VIDEO]

Russell Westbrook Told A Reporter ‘No More Questions For You Bro’ [VIDEO]

After the Oklahoma City Thunder defeated the Dallas Mavericks, Russell Westbrook was asked some questions by reporter Johnathon Tjarks. Tjarks, who works for RealGM.com, asked Westbrook if he would consider James Harden a maximum contract player. Westbrook dodged the question and responded to Tjarks with a "No more questions for you bro". Video after the JUMP!

May 6, 2012Other Sports
Chris Paul’s Son Makes Fun Of Blake Griffin’s Face [VIDEO]

Chris Paul’s Son Makes Fun Of Blake Griffin’s Face [VIDEO]

Chris Paul brought his son to the post game press conference after the Los Angeles Clippers beat the Memphis Grizzlies. Chris was discussing a specific part of the game and asked his son to imitate Blake Griffin's game face. The kid did a spot on imitation of it and the crowd loved it. Thanks kid for creating a meme for us. The LA Clippers lead the series 2-1 against the Memphis Grizzlies. JUMP!

May 6, 2012Other Sports
Someone Was Murdered At The Kentucky Derby [PHOTOS]

Someone Was Murdered At The Kentucky Derby [PHOTOS]

Hours after The Kentucky Derby ended and I'll Have Another won the race, a body was found in a barn behind Churchill Downs. So far, the police have no suspects but foul play is suspected. More than 165,000 people showed up to watch jockey Mario Gutierrez and I'll Have Another's amazing victory in Louisville, Kentucky. The cause of death is still being determined by a coroner. JUMP!

May 5, 2012Other Sports
Busted Coverage Live From UFC On Fox 3: Diaz VS. Miller [Live Updates]

Busted Coverage Live From UFC On Fox 3: Diaz VS. Miller [Live Updates]

What is it like to go to a UFC event in New Jersey on Cinco de Mayo? Lots of guys...

May 5, 2012NFL
Sean Payton Performed At The House Of Blues Last Night [PHOTOS]

Sean Payton Performed At The House Of Blues Last Night [PHOTOS]

What do you do when the NFL commissioner makes you take a year off from football for a scandal? If you are Sean Payton, you go to the New Orleans House of Blues and walk on stage to perform for the crowd. Grace Potter and the Nocturnals lead off the concert according to Deadspin and then Payton played keyboard. Payton said he would coach his son's football team this year but it looks like we'll be seeing him having some fun. JUMP!