2012 May - page 5
May 18, 2012Other Sports
Mark Cuban Had Hands Full & A Pucker Face At Blowfish Last Night

Mark Cuban Had Hands Full & A Pucker Face At Blowfish Last Night

Just a random search this morning for what Mark Cuban is up to these days turned up the billionaire Mavs owner at some restaurant called Blowfish and his hand on the neck of some blonde. Normally this wouldn't be worthy of a post, but then the guy goes and makes a pucker face. BOOM, instant post. Could totally care less about the blonde. Obviously cute and motorboat worthy. The big news here is that we can add a new pic to our growing Mark Cuban photo gallery. JUMP!

May 18, 2012Other Sports
Ice Girls Of The NHL: Predators’ Crystal Is A Hooters’ Cover Girl [PHOTOS!]

Ice Girls Of The NHL: Predators’ Crystal Is A Hooters’ Cover Girl [PHOTOS!]

Sure, the Nashville Predators are out of the NHL playoffs and on some golf course in the Caribbean. Meanwhile, Asher is still marking off names on his Ice Girls of the NHL checklist. We think today's chick, Crystal, just might be the hottest Ice Girl to ever lace up the skates in the NHL. Name another Hooters bikini model who also doubles as an Ice Girl. You can't. Don't even try. Say hello to hockey's version of Kate Upton. JUMP!

May 18, 2012Other Sports
Asshole-ish Rockies Security Ejects Dbacks Fan For Throwing Back HR Ball [VIDEO]

Asshole-ish Rockies Security Ejects Dbacks Fan For Throwing Back HR Ball [VIDEO]

Sick and tired of MLB's bullshit rules and its incessant need to ruin the fun at the ballpark? Security at yesterday's Diamondbacks-Rockies game (in Denver) have officially become enemy #1 in our eyes. Watch as Dbacks fan makes a sweet play on a HR from some Rockies scrub & instantly throws it back. Home fans do it all the time, right? So Dbacks fan gets ejected for throwing back a Rockies dong. Pure arrogance, Colorado. JUMP!

May 18, 2012Other Sports
NYPD Off-Duty Cop Arrested At Mets Game For Being A D-Bag [Cuff ‘Em]

NYPD Off-Duty Cop Arrested At Mets Game For Being A D-Bag [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A drunk, off-duty cop was ejected from Citi Field in the middle of a Mets game and arrested after he refused to leave his illegally occupied seat, officials said yesterday. Eduardo Cornejo, 30, was cornered by stadium security officials during the game Wednesday against the Cincinnati Reds at about 9:30 p.m. after he made himself at home in a better seat than the one he had bought, sources said. Yes, the Mets lost 6-3 and the game started at like 7:05. Do the math.

May 18, 2012Other Sports
Looks Like This Guy Will Be Cashing His Pacers NBA Title Ticket [Morning Twitpic]

Looks Like This Guy Will Be Cashing His Pacers NBA Title Ticket [Morning Twitpic]

This guy @BrentMills seems to be an OKC Thunder fan, according to his Twitter wallpaper. Would he trade the Pacers cashing an NBA title-winning ticket over the Thunder winning a championship? Is $2,250 worth it? Shall see. The guy also has $150 on the Thunder at 4/1. Obviously not quite the same payoff. In NHL news, the L.A. Kings continued to roll in the Western Conference Finals. With a 3-0 lead, this one is all but wrapped up. Let's get rolling!

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Pacers Lance Stephenson’s Choke Gesture After LeBron’s Missed Free Throw

Pacers Lance Stephenson’s Choke Gesture After LeBron’s Missed Free Throw

That's Lance Stephenson. He's a Pacers scrub that doesn't play for the Pacers. Yet, there he was making a choking gesture after LeBron missed a free throw in the 3rd quarter. Guess who is now down 2-1 and can't score 80+ in an NBA playoff game? The Heat. Guess which bench is dominant in this series? It wasn't a terrible performance from LeBron. He was 1-of-3 from the line and 10-of-22 from the field. Still, he's a fun punching bag.

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Louisiana Newspaper Calls Out Softball Coach For His/Her “Bullshit” & “Laziness”

Louisiana Newspaper Calls Out Softball Coach For His/Her “Bullshit” & “Laziness”

Ever heard of the Rayne (Louisiana) Independent? No? Same here and we used to pride ourselves on knowing pretty much every newspaper with an 8,000 circulation and above. Rayne, a city with a population of just 8,500 in 2000, is known as the 'Frog Capital of the World.' As you can tell, it's an outpost. It's just another exit on I-10. However, the town's newspaper is about to get national attention over what ran in today's edition.

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Yay Or Nay: Fat Reds Fan Rocking The Reds Snack Pack Backpack At Citi Field?

Yay Or Nay: Fat Reds Fan Rocking The Reds Snack Pack Backpack At Citi Field?

As a Reds' fan, nothing pains me more than seeing Fox Sports Ohio cameras catching dorky ass fans sulking at Citi Field after the bullpen blows a four-run lead & gives up five in the 8th. And then you add in the fact that 'Bruce' is wearing his stupid ass snack pack backpack and Livestrong bracelet and you have a Rockwellian screencap. Head to toe in Reds gear is never as bad until you start strapping on the gym pack. Not a good look at all, Ohioans.

May 17, 2012Football
Brett Favre & Deanna Gettin’ Some Breakfast At The Donut Hole Live Tweets

Brett Favre & Deanna Gettin’ Some Breakfast At The Donut Hole Live Tweets

What's retirement like for Brett Favre? He can't even make a stop at some place called The Donut Hole for some breakfast without some chick live tweetin' the whole damn thing. Gotta give the guy credit, he hasn't just resorted to slappin' eggs and 'taters together in the skillet for Deanna. The old boy will actually take his wife out on a Thursday for some fine eatin'. Thankfully Meghan live tweeted her encounter with The Slinger. JUMP!

May 17, 2012Girls
5 Ladies Of The IFBB NY Pro Bikini Contest You Need To Know [PHOTOS]

5 Ladies Of The IFBB NY Pro Bikini Contest You Need To Know [PHOTOS]

You might remember our fascination with the IFBB Professional League bikini model division. This league combines what we appreciate in fitness competitions: bikinis, toned bodies and toned bodies walking on a stage in pumps. Look, you guys want to claim that women golfers are athletes? How's that possible when chicks featuring FUPAs can win some stupid tournament? It's not. You want real athletes? Take a look at who's showing up to the NY Pro. JUMP!

May 17, 2012Features
Adult Aisle At The Home Depot & Chocolate Lady Parts [Daily WTF]

Adult Aisle At The Home Depot & Chocolate Lady Parts [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Rex Hudler Selling This O.C. Porn Production House Paradise! $3.75M [PHOTOS]

Rex Hudler Selling This O.C. Porn Production House Paradise! $3.75M [PHOTOS]

Two things about the house that Rex Hudler is selling in Orange County. (1.) The 'Wonder Dog' is a genius with his money, having bought this spread in 1999 for $1.34 million. That was more than he ever made in a single season of MLB employment. Asking price today: $3.75 million. (2.) This place is like a porn production company paradise. Do you realize how many different scenes could be shot inside & out. Endless possibilities! JUMP!

May 17, 2012Other Sports
20 Best NSFW Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Steve Blake’s Big Miss

20 Best NSFW Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Steve Blake’s Big Miss

Nothing is more exciting than the final two minutes of an NBA playoff game, especially when that game includes Kobe Bryant. But when Kobe doesn't take the final shot and some white guy named Steve Blake does, Twitter goes absolutely nuts. Sure, Blake taking a three in the 2nd quarter is no big deal. However, it's a HUGE deal when the Lakers are down 1-0 to OKC. Of course you know what happened last night. Blake missed & black guys on Twitter went HAM. JUMP!

May 17, 2012
Could You Sink Two Free Throws With 76ers Tubby Behind Basket? [VIDEO]

Could You Sink Two Free Throws With 76ers Tubby Behind Basket? [VIDEO]

What was the Internet choking on last night? All 400 pounds - or so - of 76ers fan Gutman who was trying to distract KG during free throws in a 17-point blowout. Look, cool move and all when the game is on the line and the Celtics have a three-point lead. Not cool when your team is down 17. You don't bust out this weapon just because it's there. Stop it, Gutman. JUMP!

May 17, 2012Features
Anyone See A Kentucky Bank Robber Wearing Chicago Hat In Cadillac Headed For Ohio? [Cuff ‘Em]

Anyone See A Kentucky Bank Robber Wearing Chicago Hat In Cadillac Headed For Ohio? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: First suspect is black male, 6 feet, 1 inch tall, weighing 220 - 230 pounds, has a beard, wearing tan Carhart coat and toboggan. Second suspect is black male, 5 feet, 10 inches tall, weighing 165-180 pounds, wearing a ball cap with the word Chicago on it, Nike fleece pullover. Vehicle is described as silver Cadillac, 1993 - 1995 model year, last seen heading west toward Cincinnati on Kentucky 9.

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Is This Metta World Peace “Lakers Idiot” ID Legit? [Morning Twitpic]

Is This Metta World Peace “Lakers Idiot” ID Legit? [Morning Twitpic]

Someone let us know what TV station ran this World Peace "Lakers Idiot" caption during last night's sportscast. This comes in via @Ten_Foot_Midget, who isn't known to Photoshop screencaps. Sure looks like an iPhone flash on the right side of the screen. Stand up, TV station. Let yourself be congratulated. In other Lakers news, Kobe's team is down 2-0. Hope you didn't have the OVER. 77-75 final. Why'd the Lakers lose? 13% from 3-point range. Let's get rolling!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]

MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]

UFC bantamweight TUF coach Urijah Faber had something to show his fans this afternoon on Twitter. "About to go get a few staples to the dome. Another day at the office #tuflive," he wrote. True, it's not the worst head wound in UFC history, but this one came in a practice. Faber is currently a coach on the Ultimate Fighter. Don't even start bitching this afternoon about how you struggled through another hard day of work. Do you have a head wound? (via ‏@UrijahFaber)

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin' wasn't at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine '50 Most Beautiful People' party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he's in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses - JUMP!

May 16, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Calendar Photos From Mexico Just Won’t Stop

Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Calendar Photos From Mexico Just Won’t Stop

At this point we figure you guys think BC is just dicking around and stretching out these Dallas Cowboys cheerleader galleries because it's a slow news week. Not the case at all. There are like 50 chicks on the team and they just keep uploading snapshots from their time in Cancun. While many NFL cheerleading units are a complete mess with social networking, the DCC is just a machine. Just blasting us with bikini shots at least 3-4 times per day. The latest – JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Rachel Uchitel Finally Gave Birth To Child Who’ll Freak When She Googles Her Mother

Rachel Uchitel Finally Gave Birth To Child Who’ll Freak When She Googles Her Mother

Big news today from the Rachel Uchitel media camp. Tiger's #1 mistress finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl that is the offspring of another athlete, former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Remember that guy? We said he hit the relationship lottery with this Uchitel broad. She's got crazy hush money from the Tiger ordeal, has those giant implants and Hahn gets to brag to his buddies that he has Tiger's sloppy seconds. Baby details – JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Jimmer Fredette Wedding Registry: $400 Knife Set, $180 Toaster & $30 Shoe Rack!

Jimmer Fredette Wedding Registry: $400 Knife Set, $180 Toaster & $30 Shoe Rack!

Jimmer Fredette and Whitney Wonnacott will finally get married June 1 (yes, it's a Friday) at the Denver LDS Temple. You know what that means for these two in June: steamy sex. It also means that we went searching for a wedding gift to send the lovely couple. Jimmer might make $2.3 million a year, but that didn't stop him and Whit from registering at Bed, Bath & Beyond and Williams-Sonoma. We're thinking of buying the $10 can opener. JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Did Mariners Mean To Put Space In Charlie Furbush Jersey?

Did Mariners Mean To Put Space In Charlie Furbush Jersey?

Just happened to be watching the Red Sox-Mariners game yesterday when Charlie Furbush came in for a couple innings of relief and this jersey smacked me in the face. Of course Furbush has been around for a few years now and we've gotten over the humor in his last name. However, it seems the Mariners seamstress had a little fun with Charlie's road uni. No, there shouldn't be a space between 'Fur' and 'Bush' – unless you appreciate baseball humor.

May 16, 2012Features
Next Great Drinking Game Is Battleshots, Vanity Plates & Bucked Up [Daily WTF]

Next Great Drinking Game Is Battleshots, Vanity Plates & Bucked Up [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Ann Lux Is Former Cowboys Cheerleader Turned Will Middlebrooks’ WAG [PHOTOS]

Ann Lux Is Former Cowboys Cheerleader Turned Will Middlebrooks’ WAG [PHOTOS]

Will Middlebrooks has more HRs than Albert Pujols. Has the same amount of RBI (14) as Pujols. Has a better batting average. And has scored just one fewer run (9) than Pujols. Never heard of Middlebrooks? He's the third baseman replacement while Kevin Youkilis is on the DL. This Middlebrooks character is also going to be marrying a former Cowboys cheerleader, Ann Lux, in December. Hell yes, this guy is on track for stardom. JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Coyotes Boobs Were Back For Coyotes-Kings Game 2 [PHOTOS]

Coyotes Boobs Were Back For Coyotes-Kings Game 2 [PHOTOS]

Yep, the buxom Coyotes chick with giant boobs was back last night in her spot behind the team's bench and in pretty much every shot of head coach Dave Tippett. Her white doily was pretty much useless in covering that giant rack that was pretty much the only amusement for Coyotes fan in a 4-0 blowout. Still waiting on a name and Model Mayhem site. One of you in Phoenix knows her. Let's bust this mystery wide open: mail@bustedcoverage.com JUMP!

May 16, 2012
Coyotes Fan: Suck It, Dustin! [VIDEO]

Coyotes Fan: Suck It, Dustin! [VIDEO]

Of course you weren't watching the end of last night's Kings-Coyotes game because it was a blowout and most of you live east of the Mississippi. What you missed was Coyotes fan greeting Dustin Penner in the penalty box with a Triple H 'Suck it' that was pretty good stuff for those of us paid to sit through this garbage. The Coyotes might be getting swept, but at least they're winning the superfan battle. Thanks, Suck It Guy. JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Mom Gets 60 Days In Jail For Stalking Little League Official Because Her Son Didn’t Make Travel Team [Cuff ‘Em]

Mom Gets 60 Days In Jail For Stalking Little League Official Because Her Son Didn’t Make Travel Team [Cuff ‘Em]

This broad, Janet Chiauzzi, wants you to believe she's not crazy. She's just a parent who got a little whacked out of her brain when, last summer, her son didn't make a Little League travel baseball team. How did she get revenge? In a very, very twisted way that has landed her in jail for 60 days and five years of probation!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Biggest Hardass At Last Night’s Heat-Pacers Game: Bears Fan [Morning Twitpic]

Biggest Hardass At Last Night’s Heat-Pacers Game: Bears Fan [Morning Twitpic]

Hmm, so the Miami Heat only have two guys who can score. What about guys you trust to make free throws down the stretch? LeBron and Wade, right? Guess who missed two free throws with :54 left on the clock. Blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, we were trying to figure out what the hell Bears fan was doing in the middle of a white out. And what's up with the coat? A black guy cold in Miami – in mid-May? In NHL news, the Kings get another W. Let's get rolling!

May 15, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
PHOTOS: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Invade Riviera Maya To Shoot Bikini Calendar

PHOTOS: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Invade Riviera Maya To Shoot Bikini Calendar

So it seems that over the last week or so there has been a gang of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders holed up in some Riviera Maya (Mexico – south of Cancun) resort where they've been taking bikini photos for this season's calendar. Is there a smarter cheerleading team in the history of sports? No. Do you realize the weather in Riviera Maya this time of year? Hot, sunny and your IQ is 36 if you aren't in a bikini. The best part of this trip? The ladies have unleashed photo galleries. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Other Sports
Devin Harris Unloading Dallas House With This Sweet Grotto & LCD!; $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

Devin Harris Unloading Dallas House With This Sweet Grotto & LCD!; $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

The athlete housing market had slowed to a trickle over the past seven days or so until Jazz guard Devin Harris went and listed his 7400 sq. ft. Dallas mansion for $2.1 million. Remember Harris? He had the four seasons in Dallas before being traded to the Nets in the Jason Kidd deal. During Harris' time in the Big D he bought this giant house. What do you get in this deal? Lots, and we mean massive amounts, of stone. And pools of water. JUMP!