You have three months off this summer and $105,000 to kick around on a Malibu waterfront beach house? Pat Riley has a place for you to crash and the only view off the deck is for miles and miles of the Pacific Ocean. That's right, rent Pat's poon slayer lair for only $35,000 per month (June, July & August). What do you get? It's the perfect place to invite Vanessa Hudgens or one of these other horny Hollywood types over to watch waves crash. JUMP!
Gotta believe Sanchez has INT bounties on Tebow after learning this morning that Baby Jesus went back-to-back in the INT department during his first OTA practice with the Jets. Seriously, wouldn't you throw some coin to the defense if you were Mark Sanchez? $5,000 per INT. $10,000 if you rip Tebow in a post-practice interview with WFAN. Maybe drop a "Mark Sanchez is looking sharp" or a "Tebow is having trouble picking up the offense." (via @SInow)
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
It's the news ESPN needed to drum up content for the 97 hours of daily live shows across the WWL. Chris Broussard goes on the NBA pregame show last night and drops a nugget about Orlando possibly interviewing Shaq for its open GM position. Of course it's a stupid idea, but just the kind of rumor that gets fans fired up. That means it's good for our business, so we like this stupid rumor. The reaction from the black dudes wasn't good for The Big Aristotle. JUMP!
Of course we want the Heat to absolutely bury the Pacers tonight. Make a statement. It's not that we're LeBron fans. Of course his act sailed years ago. However, it's a team like Miami that's great for business. You guys hating Miami equals pageviews. Pageviews equal $. Dollars equal my ass going on vacation like twice a year. Enter Miami Heat MILF dancing on a bar after Game 5 at the Will Call sports bar. JUMP!
Here we go again with a Yankee-Red Sox rivalry arrest story. Of course there have been Yankees-Red Sox beatings that've made headlines over the years. There have been Yankees fans robbing banks. Same from the Red Sox side. But have you ever heard of a Red Sox fan pulling off an armed robbery and the Massachusetts cops arresting a Yankees fan instead? Yeah, it happened this week. JUMP!
• Attaboy: Bill Clinton & porn chicks! • HERE HE IS! TEBOW TEBOWING IN MADDEN! • Skins fan pretty much spitting on Cowboys star • Big 12 Baseball Championship – BANNER FAIL! • 60 Sexiest American Athletes At 2012 Games • Tara Reid trashed in Cannes? Looks that way • Best Random Rack Of The Day: Alyson Marie • Best Bikini Ass Of The Day: Sara Sampaio!
The other big news, besides the 76ers getting a victory in Game 6, was that Allen Iverson was in the house to provide moral support to his former team. Of course Philly columnists noted that the guy "looked like a shell of his former self." Seriously, you think? The guy hasn't played in an NBA game since 2010. Think he's a shell? Amazing! In MLB news, would the Steinbrenner boys really sell the Yankees? That's the report. Let's get rolling!
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Remember Audrina Patridge? I do, because there wasn't an Afternoon Dump during 2009-2010 that Kevin the Intern didn't post some sort of gallery of the former 'reality' lass. And then her career crashed. The Vegas birthday parties disappeared. There's no reason why this chick shouldn't just permanently take up residence next to water like this scene in Cabo. JUMP!
Poor Manny Ramirez. There was the whole steroids suspension, the trouble with his wife & the cops and now comes the gray hair. The guy turns 40 on May 30 and it shows via these photos with Kevin Millar that were shown today on MLB Network's Intentional Talk. Something crazy is going on with that hair because September 13, 2011, when he was arrested, his mugshot looks quite different. 0-to-60 with the gray in 8 months? JUMP!
• 60 sexiest Americans in the '12 Olympics! • Looks like Megan Fox is having a girl • Kelly Brook drops some massive cleavage • Petra Nemcova in some sexy black jeans • The 20 hottest photos of Alison Haislip • And the 10 sexiest women are . . . • There are no substitutes for the hot Rita Andrade • Xenia Deli in bikini for Beach Bunny
Game over. Say hello to the best Pete Rose sliding head first into third tattoo we've ever seen. Just happened to be researching a Rose piece and came across this gem that was uploaded to Twitter a couple weeks ago. Of course the ink deserves special attention because we can't find another leg with a Pete Rose belly flop. Still efforting photographer @Beahrs_5 to figure out what guy should be congratulate for this piece of history. JUMP!
How we let this one slip by is mind boggling. Of course the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders were in the Bahamas earlier this month to shoot the team's bikini calendar. Guess we were busy staring at Cowboys cheerleader asses. Anyway, this one looks like your normal shoot. Sand, water, chicks with giant boobs, surf, sun, blah, blah, blah. Sorry, ladies, it's going to take a better effort to ever get to the DCC level. JUMP!
As if nobody was going to record Jose Canseco's at-bats during his first home game in Worcester, Mass. for the Tornadoes. Guess what was posted on YouTube this week? A Canseco AB from said home game. The guy has four hits in 20 ABs and a lousy RBI. He's also tied for the team-high in strikeouts (7). Of course the asshole hasn't gotten around to addressing his .200 average on Twitter. Check out this bat speed. JUMP!
BC reader Stephen P. sent this to us this morning and tells us this is Ghostbusters 'getter was spotted in Chicago on Kostner and Roosevelt. "Not the safest of neighborhoods," Stephen reports. Have a WTF moment we need to see and publish? Took a photo of some fat woman picking her nose at a buffet? Your friend have a tattoo fail? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Greg Maddux's first MLB salary: $82,500. Last salary:$10mm. Career earnings: just shy of $154mm. However, the guy could literally drive down to the Bellagio and not a soul would realize that was a hall of famer playing at the $25 BJ table. Unassuming bazillionaire. Anyway, Maddux is unloading his Vegas dump with a couple cool pools. Don't say we didn't warn you about this Imperial Palace-like hell hole. JUMP!
A guy with only 8,800 Twitter followers is causing a HUGE blog-gasm by sports blogger dorks who probably never wrote a single post about David Clowney before today. Why is the Bills' WR getting so much publicity this morning? He uploaded a pic of a recent negative HIV test. That's it. Look, kudos to Clowney for not dipping his monster dong in the wrong broad, but this Twitter follower grab is ridiculous. JUMP!
She had one final run behind the Phoenix Coyotes bench. Boobs McGee, shockingly her name never leaked into the Arizona media, had her NHL playoffs run come to an end last night. Dave Tippett & Busted Coverage got one final look at the mesmerizing rack during last night's 4-3 Kings victory and the end of hockey for Boobs. In other news, who the hell was the other hot chick behind the Coyotes bench. Jesus! JUMP!
Just when you thought Oklahoma City Thunder games would never include one OKC fan yelling "Keep moving, dickhead" to another OKC fan, these folks shock the hell out of us. Here we figured OKC Nation was on the same page. All In! One Goal! Just Win, OKC! Add your own stupid playoff cliché as you see fit. However, the other night two dudes went at it in the upper deck. These people are growing on us. JUMP!