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May 18, 2012Other Sports
Mark Cuban Had Hands Full & A Pucker Face At Blowfish Last Night

Mark Cuban Had Hands Full & A Pucker Face At Blowfish Last Night

Just a random search this morning for what Mark Cuban is up to these days turned up the billionaire Mavs owner at some restaurant called Blowfish and his hand on the neck of some blonde. Normally this wouldn't be worthy of a post, but then the guy goes and makes a pucker face. BOOM, instant post. Could totally care less about the blonde. Obviously cute and motorboat worthy. The big news here is that we can add a new pic to our growing Mark Cuban photo gallery. JUMP!

May 18, 2012Other Sports
Ice Girls Of The NHL: Predators’ Crystal Is A Hooters’ Cover Girl [PHOTOS!]

Ice Girls Of The NHL: Predators’ Crystal Is A Hooters’ Cover Girl [PHOTOS!]

Sure, the Nashville Predators are out of the NHL playoffs and on some golf course in the Caribbean. Meanwhile, Asher is still marking off names on his Ice Girls of the NHL checklist. We think today's chick, Crystal, just might be the hottest Ice Girl to ever lace up the skates in the NHL. Name another Hooters bikini model who also doubles as an Ice Girl. You can't. Don't even try. Say hello to hockey's version of Kate Upton. JUMP!

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May 18, 2012Other Sports
Asshole-ish Rockies Security Ejects Dbacks Fan For Throwing Back HR Ball [VIDEO]

Asshole-ish Rockies Security Ejects Dbacks Fan For Throwing Back HR Ball [VIDEO]

Sick and tired of MLB's bullshit rules and its incessant need to ruin the fun at the ballpark? Security at yesterday's Diamondbacks-Rockies game (in Denver) have officially become enemy #1 in our eyes. Watch as Dbacks fan makes a sweet play on a HR from some Rockies scrub & instantly throws it back. Home fans do it all the time, right? So Dbacks fan gets ejected for throwing back a Rockies dong. Pure arrogance, Colorado. JUMP!

May 18, 2012Other Sports
NYPD Off-Duty Cop Arrested At Mets Game For Being A D-Bag [Cuff ‘Em]

NYPD Off-Duty Cop Arrested At Mets Game For Being A D-Bag [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A drunk, off-duty cop was ejected from Citi Field in the middle of a Mets game and arrested after he refused to leave his illegally occupied seat, officials said yesterday. Eduardo Cornejo, 30, was cornered by stadium security officials during the game Wednesday against the Cincinnati Reds at about 9:30 p.m. after he made himself at home in a better seat than the one he had bought, sources said. Yes, the Mets lost 6-3 and the game started at like 7:05. Do the math.

May 18, 2012Other Sports
Looks Like This Guy Will Be Cashing His Pacers NBA Title Ticket [Morning Twitpic]

Looks Like This Guy Will Be Cashing His Pacers NBA Title Ticket [Morning Twitpic]

This guy @BrentMills seems to be an OKC Thunder fan, according to his Twitter wallpaper. Would he trade the Pacers cashing an NBA title-winning ticket over the Thunder winning a championship? Is $2,250 worth it? Shall see. The guy also has $150 on the Thunder at 4/1. Obviously not quite the same payoff. In NHL news, the L.A. Kings continued to roll in the Western Conference Finals. With a 3-0 lead, this one is all but wrapped up. Let's get rolling!

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Pacers Lance Stephenson’s Choke Gesture After LeBron’s Missed Free Throw

Pacers Lance Stephenson’s Choke Gesture After LeBron’s Missed Free Throw

That's Lance Stephenson. He's a Pacers scrub that doesn't play for the Pacers. Yet, there he was making a choking gesture after LeBron missed a free throw in the 3rd quarter. Guess who is now down 2-1 and can't score 80+ in an NBA playoff game? The Heat. Guess which bench is dominant in this series? It wasn't a terrible performance from LeBron. He was 1-of-3 from the line and 10-of-22 from the field. Still, he's a fun punching bag.

Louisiana Newspaper Calls Out Softball Coach For His/Her “Bullshit” & “Laziness”

Louisiana Newspaper Calls Out Softball Coach For His/Her “Bullshit” & “Laziness”

Ever heard of the Rayne (Louisiana) Independent? No? Same here and we used to pride ourselves on knowing pretty much every newspaper with an 8,000 circulation and above. Rayne, a city with a population of just 8,500 in 2000, is known as the 'Frog Capital of the World.' As you can tell, it's an outpost. It's just another exit on I-10. However, the town's newspaper is about to get national attention over what ran in today's edition.

May 17, 2012

Yay Or Nay: Fat Reds Fan Rocking The Reds Snack Pack Backpack At Citi Field?

Yay Or Nay: Fat Reds Fan Rocking The Reds Snack Pack Backpack At Citi Field?

As a Reds' fan, nothing pains me more than seeing Fox Sports Ohio cameras catching dorky ass fans sulking at Citi Field after the bullpen blows a four-run lead & gives up five in the 8th. And then you add in the fact that 'Bruce' is wearing his stupid ass snack pack backpack and Livestrong bracelet and you have a Rockwellian screencap. Head to toe in Reds gear is never as bad until you start strapping on the gym pack. Not a good look at all, Ohioans.

May 17, 2012

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May 17, 2012Football
Brett Favre & Deanna Gettin’ Some Breakfast At The Donut Hole Live Tweets

Brett Favre & Deanna Gettin’ Some Breakfast At The Donut Hole Live Tweets

What's retirement like for Brett Favre? He can't even make a stop at some place called The Donut Hole for some breakfast without some chick live tweetin' the whole damn thing. Gotta give the guy credit, he hasn't just resorted to slappin' eggs and 'taters together in the skillet for Deanna. The old boy will actually take his wife out on a Thursday for some fine eatin'. Thankfully Meghan live tweeted her encounter with The Slinger. JUMP!

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May 17, 2012Girls
5 Ladies Of The IFBB NY Pro Bikini Contest You Need To Know [PHOTOS]

5 Ladies Of The IFBB NY Pro Bikini Contest You Need To Know [PHOTOS]

You might remember our fascination with the IFBB Professional League bikini model division. This league combines what we appreciate in fitness competitions: bikinis, toned bodies and toned bodies walking on a stage in pumps. Look, you guys want to claim that women golfers are athletes? How's that possible when chicks featuring FUPAs can win some stupid tournament? It's not. You want real athletes? Take a look at who's showing up to the NY Pro. JUMP!

May 17, 2012Features
Adult Aisle At The Home Depot & Chocolate Lady Parts [Daily WTF]

Adult Aisle At The Home Depot & Chocolate Lady Parts [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Rex Hudler Selling This O.C. Porn Production House Paradise! $3.75M [PHOTOS]

Rex Hudler Selling This O.C. Porn Production House Paradise! $3.75M [PHOTOS]

Two things about the house that Rex Hudler is selling in Orange County. (1.) The 'Wonder Dog' is a genius with his money, having bought this spread in 1999 for $1.34 million. That was more than he ever made in a single season of MLB employment. Asking price today: $3.75 million. (2.) This place is like a porn production company paradise. Do you realize how many different scenes could be shot inside & out. Endless possibilities! JUMP!

May 17, 2012Other Sports
20 Best NSFW Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Steve Blake’s Big Miss

20 Best NSFW Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Steve Blake’s Big Miss

Nothing is more exciting than the final two minutes of an NBA playoff game, especially when that game includes Kobe Bryant. But when Kobe doesn't take the final shot and some white guy named Steve Blake does, Twitter goes absolutely nuts. Sure, Blake taking a three in the 2nd quarter is no big deal. However, it's a HUGE deal when the Lakers are down 1-0 to OKC. Of course you know what happened last night. Blake missed & black guys on Twitter went HAM. JUMP!

May 17, 2012
Could You Sink Two Free Throws With 76ers Tubby Behind Basket? [VIDEO]

Could You Sink Two Free Throws With 76ers Tubby Behind Basket? [VIDEO]

What was the Internet choking on last night? All 400 pounds - or so - of 76ers fan Gutman who was trying to distract KG during free throws in a 17-point blowout. Look, cool move and all when the game is on the line and the Celtics have a three-point lead. Not cool when your team is down 17. You don't bust out this weapon just because it's there. Stop it, Gutman. JUMP!

May 17, 2012Features
Anyone See A Kentucky Bank Robber Wearing Chicago Hat In Cadillac Headed For Ohio? [Cuff ‘Em]

Anyone See A Kentucky Bank Robber Wearing Chicago Hat In Cadillac Headed For Ohio? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: First suspect is black male, 6 feet, 1 inch tall, weighing 220 - 230 pounds, has a beard, wearing tan Carhart coat and toboggan. Second suspect is black male, 5 feet, 10 inches tall, weighing 165-180 pounds, wearing a ball cap with the word Chicago on it, Nike fleece pullover. Vehicle is described as silver Cadillac, 1993 - 1995 model year, last seen heading west toward Cincinnati on Kentucky 9.

May 17, 2012Other Sports
Is This Metta World Peace “Lakers Idiot” ID Legit? [Morning Twitpic]

Is This Metta World Peace “Lakers Idiot” ID Legit? [Morning Twitpic]

Someone let us know what TV station ran this World Peace "Lakers Idiot" caption during last night's sportscast. This comes in via @Ten_Foot_Midget, who isn't known to Photoshop screencaps. Sure looks like an iPhone flash on the right side of the screen. Stand up, TV station. Let yourself be congratulated. In other Lakers news, Kobe's team is down 2-0. Hope you didn't have the OVER. 77-75 final. Why'd the Lakers lose? 13% from 3-point range. Let's get rolling!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]

MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]

UFC bantamweight TUF coach Urijah Faber had something to show his fans this afternoon on Twitter. "About to go get a few staples to the dome. Another day at the office #tuflive," he wrote. True, it's not the worst head wound in UFC history, but this one came in a practice. Faber is currently a coach on the Ultimate Fighter. Don't even start bitching this afternoon about how you struggled through another hard day of work. Do you have a head wound? (via ‏@UrijahFaber)

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin' wasn't at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine '50 Most Beautiful People' party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he's in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses - JUMP!

May 16, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Calendar Photos From Mexico Just Won’t Stop

Cowboys Cheerleader Bikini Calendar Photos From Mexico Just Won’t Stop

At this point we figure you guys think BC is just dicking around and stretching out these Dallas Cowboys cheerleader galleries because it's a slow news week. Not the case at all. There are like 50 chicks on the team and they just keep uploading snapshots from their time in Cancun. While many NFL cheerleading units are a complete mess with social networking, the DCC is just a machine. Just blasting us with bikini shots at least 3-4 times per day. The latest – JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Rachel Uchitel Finally Gave Birth To Child Who’ll Freak When She Googles Her Mother

Rachel Uchitel Finally Gave Birth To Child Who’ll Freak When She Googles Her Mother

Big news today from the Rachel Uchitel media camp. Tiger's #1 mistress finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl that is the offspring of another athlete, former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Remember that guy? We said he hit the relationship lottery with this Uchitel broad. She's got crazy hush money from the Tiger ordeal, has those giant implants and Hahn gets to brag to his buddies that he has Tiger's sloppy seconds. Baby details – JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Jimmer Fredette Wedding Registry: $400 Knife Set, $180 Toaster & $30 Shoe Rack!

Jimmer Fredette Wedding Registry: $400 Knife Set, $180 Toaster & $30 Shoe Rack!

Jimmer Fredette and Whitney Wonnacott will finally get married June 1 (yes, it's a Friday) at the Denver LDS Temple. You know what that means for these two in June: steamy sex. It also means that we went searching for a wedding gift to send the lovely couple. Jimmer might make $2.3 million a year, but that didn't stop him and Whit from registering at Bed, Bath & Beyond and Williams-Sonoma. We're thinking of buying the $10 can opener. JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Did Mariners Mean To Put Space In Charlie Furbush Jersey?

Did Mariners Mean To Put Space In Charlie Furbush Jersey?

Just happened to be watching the Red Sox-Mariners game yesterday when Charlie Furbush came in for a couple innings of relief and this jersey smacked me in the face. Of course Furbush has been around for a few years now and we've gotten over the humor in his last name. However, it seems the Mariners seamstress had a little fun with Charlie's road uni. No, there shouldn't be a space between 'Fur' and 'Bush' – unless you appreciate baseball humor.

May 16, 2012Features
Next Great Drinking Game Is Battleshots, Vanity Plates & Bucked Up [Daily WTF]

Next Great Drinking Game Is Battleshots, Vanity Plates & Bucked Up [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Ann Lux Is Former Cowboys Cheerleader Turned Will Middlebrooks’ WAG [PHOTOS]

Ann Lux Is Former Cowboys Cheerleader Turned Will Middlebrooks’ WAG [PHOTOS]

Will Middlebrooks has more HRs than Albert Pujols. Has the same amount of RBI (14) as Pujols. Has a better batting average. And has scored just one fewer run (9) than Pujols. Never heard of Middlebrooks? He's the third baseman replacement while Kevin Youkilis is on the DL. This Middlebrooks character is also going to be marrying a former Cowboys cheerleader, Ann Lux, in December. Hell yes, this guy is on track for stardom. JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Coyotes Boobs Were Back For Coyotes-Kings Game 2 [PHOTOS]

Coyotes Boobs Were Back For Coyotes-Kings Game 2 [PHOTOS]

Yep, the buxom Coyotes chick with giant boobs was back last night in her spot behind the team's bench and in pretty much every shot of head coach Dave Tippett. Her white doily was pretty much useless in covering that giant rack that was pretty much the only amusement for Coyotes fan in a 4-0 blowout. Still waiting on a name and Model Mayhem site. One of you in Phoenix knows her. Let's bust this mystery wide open: mail@bustedcoverage.com JUMP!

May 16, 2012
Coyotes Fan: Suck It, Dustin! [VIDEO]

Coyotes Fan: Suck It, Dustin! [VIDEO]

Of course you weren't watching the end of last night's Kings-Coyotes game because it was a blowout and most of you live east of the Mississippi. What you missed was Coyotes fan greeting Dustin Penner in the penalty box with a Triple H 'Suck it' that was pretty good stuff for those of us paid to sit through this garbage. The Coyotes might be getting swept, but at least they're winning the superfan battle. Thanks, Suck It Guy. JUMP!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Mom Gets 60 Days In Jail For Stalking Little League Official Because Her Son Didn’t Make Travel Team [Cuff ‘Em]

Mom Gets 60 Days In Jail For Stalking Little League Official Because Her Son Didn’t Make Travel Team [Cuff ‘Em]

This broad, Janet Chiauzzi, wants you to believe she's not crazy. She's just a parent who got a little whacked out of her brain when, last summer, her son didn't make a Little League travel baseball team. How did she get revenge? In a very, very twisted way that has landed her in jail for 60 days and five years of probation!

May 16, 2012Other Sports
Biggest Hardass At Last Night’s Heat-Pacers Game: Bears Fan [Morning Twitpic]

Biggest Hardass At Last Night’s Heat-Pacers Game: Bears Fan [Morning Twitpic]

Hmm, so the Miami Heat only have two guys who can score. What about guys you trust to make free throws down the stretch? LeBron and Wade, right? Guess who missed two free throws with :54 left on the clock. Blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, we were trying to figure out what the hell Bears fan was doing in the middle of a white out. And what's up with the coat? A black guy cold in Miami – in mid-May? In NHL news, the Kings get another W. Let's get rolling!

May 15, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
PHOTOS: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Invade Riviera Maya To Shoot Bikini Calendar

PHOTOS: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Invade Riviera Maya To Shoot Bikini Calendar

So it seems that over the last week or so there has been a gang of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders holed up in some Riviera Maya (Mexico – south of Cancun) resort where they've been taking bikini photos for this season's calendar. Is there a smarter cheerleading team in the history of sports? No. Do you realize the weather in Riviera Maya this time of year? Hot, sunny and your IQ is 36 if you aren't in a bikini. The best part of this trip? The ladies have unleashed photo galleries. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Other Sports
Devin Harris Unloading Dallas House With This Sweet Grotto & LCD!; $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

Devin Harris Unloading Dallas House With This Sweet Grotto & LCD!; $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

The athlete housing market had slowed to a trickle over the past seven days or so until Jazz guard Devin Harris went and listed his 7400 sq. ft. Dallas mansion for $2.1 million. Remember Harris? He had the four seasons in Dallas before being traded to the Nets in the Jason Kidd deal. During Harris' time in the Big D he bought this giant house. What do you get in this deal? Lots, and we mean massive amounts, of stone. And pools of water. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Other Sports
The Greatest Kobe Bryant Haircut/Barber – EVER? [PHOTOS]

The Greatest Kobe Bryant Haircut/Barber – EVER? [PHOTOS]

Looking to get a Kobe Bryant cut and airbrush in the back of you hair for Game 2 of the NBA Playoffs? Get down to Marcus Hatch's shop ASAP. The only problem is that you'll need to head to El Paso, Texas where Hatch runs MP's Cutt. He caught our attention last night via some of his Kobe pieces that have been tweeted out. You live near El Paso and your kid is getting picked on lately? Get his head turned into a Kobe piece of art. His struggles will be over. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Other Sports
Boxer Nick Casal Nearly Killed In Golf Club Attack; NSFW Head Wounds Alert!

Boxer Nick Casal Nearly Killed In Golf Club Attack; NSFW Head Wounds Alert!

Nick Casal was scheduled to fight June 29th on ESPN2's Friday Night Fights card but that's not going to happen after he suffered insane wounds after a golf club attack in Buffalo. Cops believe an ex-boyfriend of Casal's girlfriend is behind the attack that has left the boxer with deep gashes to the right side and back of his head. As you'll see, this dude is lucky to be alive. Don't look on a weak stomach. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Football
NFL Quarterbacks At Steeplechase Events: Was NFC West QB Pounding Nattys At Foxfield?

NFL Quarterbacks At Steeplechase Events: Was NFC West QB Pounding Nattys At Foxfield?

Yesterday we ran photos of Jay Cutler at some famous Tennessee steeplechase event where he seemed to be bro'd out at a high level with his pink shirt and loafers. Chris in D.C. emailed us and said to look up a certain NFC West QB who was at a steeplechase event back in April. "Seems like going to a stupid horse race is suddenly the cool thing to do in the NFL," he wrote. Yep, Chris is right. We found our guy. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Other Sports
Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Thunder’s Alexis Knows Chemistry! [PHOTOS]

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Thunder’s Alexis Knows Chemistry! [PHOTOS]

Asher is all over the NBA dancers lately for two reasons: (1.) The guy is in love with cheerleaders. Like thinks about them pretty much every day and (2.) He's on the hunt for the NBA dancer with the craziest college major. Today he makes a return trip to Oklahoma City to visit with Alexis. Her major: Chemistry. Not going to find one of those on the Lakers Girls. Once again, this is just how they roll in OKC. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Features
$2.00 BJ In Vegas, Nice Camaro & Toys N’ Hooters [Daily WTF]

$2.00 BJ In Vegas, Nice Camaro & Toys N’ Hooters [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 15, 2012Other Sports
Brian McNamee Is Now Making Ends Meet Via Midget Wrestling Ref Gig [PHOTOS]

Brian McNamee Is Now Making Ends Meet Via Midget Wrestling Ref Gig [PHOTOS]

Brian McNamee is testifying today in the Roger Clemens and it got us wondering what the admitted steroid injector has been up to lately. Come to find out, B Mac has actually been busy in the entertainment industry. It seems he got a gig as a guest referee at a recent Hulk Hogan midget wrestling event in Massachusetts. Yes, there are pics of McNamee and the midgets. Yes, this Clemens-McNamee story just won't go away. JUMP!

May 15, 2012Football
The Only Thing Grantland Has Done Is Make Smug Asshole Middle Managers Do Even Less Than Before Grantland

The Only Thing Grantland Has Done Is Make Smug Asshole Middle Managers Do Even Less Than Before Grantland

Good guy Richard Deitsch is at some ESPN promotional event this morning called Upfront where suits tell advertisers how great they are and remind them why their advertising dollars should go to the World Wide Leader. No problem with that. But then the assholes go and brag about Grantland bridging sports & pop culture. Good one, pricks.

May 15, 2012
Reggie Miller Not A Big Fan Of Shirtless OKC Thunder Bro [VIDEO]

Reggie Miller Not A Big Fan Of Shirtless OKC Thunder Bro [VIDEO]

You had Kevin Harlan and Reggie Miller behind the mics last night for OKC-LA and the tandem could barely believe their eyes when TNT decided to show shirtless Lucha libre. This is actually a smart move by the shirtless beefer. Do you want to risk future relationships by being outed on national TV, the Internet and newspaper? Of course not. Reggie was dumbfounded by a grown man acting like this at a NBA playoff game. "Are you kidding me?" JUMP!

May 15, 2012Features
Alabama Grandfather Kicks 20-Year-Old Umpire’s Ass, Is Arrested! [Cuff ‘Em]

Alabama Grandfather Kicks 20-Year-Old Umpire’s Ass, Is Arrested! [Cuff ‘Em]

Yes, we're a couple days late. Suck it. Via: Investigators say 55-year-old Daryl Keeton began heckling the umpire during the game, then decided to confront the ump in the parking lot at Mt. Olive ballpark after the game, and that's when he punched the 20-year-old umpire in the nose, bloodying the official. An off-duty Birmingham police officer restrained Keeton until the sheriff's department got there. Now Keeton could face 10 years in jail if convicted.

May 15, 2012Other Sports
NBC L.A. Fired Some Worthless Intern After Last Night’s Logo Fail [Morning Twitpic]

NBC L.A. Fired Some Worthless Intern After Last Night’s Logo Fail [Morning Twitpic]

Don't mind NBC L.A., they're just confused on which Kings team is in the NHL playoffs. Can you blame them? Kings hockey hasn't been in the news this much in 20 years. Of course confusing the Sacramento Kings and the Los Angeles Kings officially cost a USC intern his/her career at NBC. Over. In NBA news, the Thunder thumped the Lakers, 119-90, and gave us this great front page photo of James Harden in The Oklahoman. Let's get rolling!

May 14, 2012Golf
Yes, Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders Really Is Engaged Grade A Douchebag Erik Kuselias

Yes, Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders Really Is Engaged Grade A Douchebag Erik Kuselias

Research tells us that Golf Channel smokeshow Holly Sonders is 25. Her former coworker on the Golf Channel's Morning Drive is Erik Kuselias. The guy is 42-ish. They're engaged. And we mean like she has a giant ring on her finger engaged. It was announced today that Kuselias is losing his Morning Drive gig, but retains the rights to marry a chick that could possibly be the next chick to absolutely destroy the hearts and minds of American men. JUMP!

May 14, 2012Football
Everyone Settle The F*ck Down, Donovan McNabb IS IN PLAYING SHAPE!

Everyone Settle The F*ck Down, Donovan McNabb IS IN PLAYING SHAPE!

ProFootballTalk reports: “I’m in great shape,” (Donovan) McNabb said on ESPN’s SportsCenter Monday. “I’m in great shape. I’ve dropped 15, 20 pounds.” The photo on the left is from like last week. The photo on right with Purple Jesus is from their trip to the Caribbean in March. Look at McNabb owning ESPN by releasing possibly false advertising. As for the agent that let ESPN shoot video of Tubby in the ocean, he should be fired.

May 14, 2012
Greyhound ‘Erin Andrews’ Has Been Destroying Winner’s Circle; 5 Wins In 2012!

Greyhound ‘Erin Andrews’ Has Been Destroying Winner’s Circle; 5 Wins In 2012!

Once again, Busted Coverage is your leader in all things greyhound racing pop culture news. We were the ones to break news that there was a 'Flying Tim Tebow' dog winning races at Derby Lane in St. Petersburg. Now we learn that across the state there is a dog that's just destroying the Florida greyhound circuit. Meet 'Erin Andrews.' If our math is right, this bitch has seven wins in 2012. Here's one of those trips to victory lane - JUMP!

May 14, 2012Football
Troy Aikman Has Sold His .90 Acres Of Texas Land For Estimated $8-9 Million!

Troy Aikman Has Sold His .90 Acres Of Texas Land For Estimated $8-9 Million!

Big real estate news late last week that we think you guys will enjoy telling your coworkers about. Remember that .90 acres of land that Troy Aikman was trying to sell next to his $14,000,000 Texas mansion? Yeah, well someone bought the land. How much for the dirt? Candy Evans, a noted Dallas real estate news hound, estimates the final purchase price between $8-9 million. No, you don't get a house. Just this land. JUMP!

May 14, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Miami Dolphins Hold Cheerleader Tryouts & It’s A Spectacle! [92 PHOTOS]

Miami Dolphins Hold Cheerleader Tryouts & It’s A Spectacle! [92 PHOTOS]

Not kidding, the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders could hold a pig feet eating competition as part of their cheerleader tryouts and we'd post a gallery. "Oh, look, that chick can stuff three pig feet into her mouth at one time!" Instant gallery. So when Asher told us he lined up 92 photos of the recent Dolphins cheerleader tryouts, it was a no brainer. Of course it was post-worthy, especially on a Monday. Like you guys have anything else going on. JUMP!

May 14, 2012Football
Jay Cutler Looked Dashing In Pink At The Iroquois Steeplechase [PHOTOS]

Jay Cutler Looked Dashing In Pink At The Iroquois Steeplechase [PHOTOS]

In case you don't keep up on all things steeplechase, bourbon & Tennessee, you missed out on Jay Cutler and the Iroquois Steeplechase, a 71-year-old tradition for Nashvillians. There was Cutler, on Saturday, with his pregnant Kristin Cavallari, looking quite SEC in his pink button-up and loafers. It was quite a difference from the last time we saw the scraggly Cutler. You might remember the t-shirt & sweats combo. Saturday was time to bust out the bro gear. JUMP!

May 14, 2012Features
Why Pay $10 For A $9.88 BBQ Chicken, Irish WTFs & A Hairy Arm [Daily WTF]

Why Pay $10 For A $9.88 BBQ Chicken, Irish WTFs & A Hairy Arm [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 14, 2012Football
Gronk’s Birthday Party Included This Blonde With What Appear To Be Fake Breasts

Gronk’s Birthday Party Included This Blonde With What Appear To Be Fake Breasts

So Gronk and parts of Team Jizz Blaster went out last night for the Patriots tight end's birthday (which is today) with five chicks for four guys. The two brahs in the middle are his brothers. Nope, can't keep them all straight and names are just useless details in this post. What matters is that Gronk has the Barbie doll wearing blue pumps and what we assume is the shortest skirt in clothing history. Sidenote: fake rack? JUMP!

May 14, 2012Other Sports
Who Is The Broad With Giant Boobs Behind The Coyotes Bench? [PHOTOS]

Who Is The Broad With Giant Boobs Behind The Coyotes Bench? [PHOTOS]

Got this email last night from Kyle in Scottsdale: "Who in the hell is the redhead behind the coyotes bench? Figured you guys wouldve already invaded her Facebook account." Of course Kyle is talking about the Double Ds giving the Phoenix Coyotes coaching staff black eyes during the playoffs. Our investigators have yet to hone in on Kyle's chick so this is where you guys start helping the cause. JUMP!

May 14, 2012
Our New Favorite Umpire Strikeout Call – EVER! (Who Is This Guy?) [VIDEO]

Our New Favorite Umpire Strikeout Call – EVER! (Who Is This Guy?) [VIDEO]

Strikeout calls from umpires used to be an art. You remember the old MLB umpires who used to put on a show. Yeah, I'm drawing blanks on umpire names, but there were some great ones. That said, there is a new hero on the loose with a strikeout call that is 90% hardass & 10% showmanship. You know what entertains parents while their kids play in a meaningless Little League game? This guy. Who wants a strikeout? ME! ME! ME! JUMP!

May 14, 2012Features
Father Arrested For Doing 104 MPH To Get Kids To Soccer Game! [Cuff ‘Em]

Father Arrested For Doing 104 MPH To Get Kids To Soccer Game! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Petaluma man was arrested Saturday morning by police who said he was driving 104 mph with two nine-year-old children in the car. Juan Carlos Gallegos, 41, said he was in a hurry because the boys were going to be late for their soccer game, according to the Petaluma Police Department. Then Klein saw a Nissan Altima veer across double yellow lines into oncoming traffic near Brown's Lane to pass vehicles. No word from cops if the kids ever made it to the game.

May 14, 2012Other Sports
Hell Yeah, This Is A Rangers Mother Of The Year Candidate [Morning Twitpic]

Hell Yeah, This Is A Rangers Mother Of The Year Candidate [Morning Twitpic]

Just look at the head of hair on that kid. Insane. Our love affair with Rangers fan rolls along with this chick showing off her drinking abilities on Mother's Day. Hey, if mom wants to pound a few of those Platinum bottles during an ESPN broadcast with her adoring son, go for it. Have four. In NBA news, the national tragedy that is the first round can be put to bed. Your Lakers & Clippers are through to the semis. This guy is officially booked for May. Let's get rolling!

May 13, 2012Other Sports
China Unveiled A Stephon Marbury Statue And Dennis Rodman Gave The Commencement Speech [PHOTOS]

China Unveiled A Stephon Marbury Statue And Dennis Rodman Gave The Commencement Speech [PHOTOS]

A Stephon Marbury statue was unveiled on the lawn of the MasterCard Center where the Beijing Ducks won their first ever CBA championship. If it wasn't weird enough that China has a Stephon Marbury statue then guess who gave the commencement speech? Dennis Rodman. Why did Dennis Rodman give the commencement speech? We have absolutely no idea.  JUMP!

May 13, 2012Other Sports
Will Smith Gave His Men In Black III Suit To Roger Federer After Win [VIDEO]

Will Smith Gave His Men In Black III Suit To Roger Federer After Win [VIDEO]

After Roger Federer won the Madrid Open, Will Smith came on the court and took the microphone. He spoke in spanish about Federer's win and also how he was giving Roger his suit for his upcoming movie Men in Black III. This was all because of a press tour that Will and Jada Smith are doing to promote Men in Black III. Also, this was one of the most random celebrity appearances of all time.  JUMP!

May 13, 2012Other Sports
The Worst Alley Oop Attempt You Will Ever See [VIDEO]

The Worst Alley Oop Attempt You Will Ever See [VIDEO]

Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics thought it would be a good idea to try an alley oop to his teammate who was ahead of the defense. Well, Ryan Hollins, was not prepared for the alley oop but went up for it anyways. He ended up catching the ball, missing the dunk, and landing flat on his ass. It's just good television. The Boston Celtics lead the Philadelphia 76ers 1 to nothing in the NBA Playoffs.  JUMP!

May 12, 2012Other Sports
Ronda Rousey Calls Out Guy She Hooked Up With On Instagram [PHOTOS]

Ronda Rousey Calls Out Guy She Hooked Up With On Instagram [PHOTOS]

Ronda Rousey is a MMA fighter that had a former hook up reach out to her on Instagram. Well, she didn't harbor very warm feelings for the old flame as she told him to "F#$% off." The dude tried to get back in contact with her after not calling her back. Apparently she didn't like the fact he waited till she got famous before trying to get back in contact with her.  HT Sportsgrid  JUMP!

May 12, 2012Other Sports
John Axford Ditched The Media With A Note After A Blown Save [PHOTOS]

John Axford Ditched The Media With A Note After A Blown Save [PHOTOS]

John Axford, of the Milwaukee Brewers, blew a save last night and also had to take his pregnant wife to the hospital because she was going into labor. Not only was his excuse for not talking to media completely valid, but his note was absolutely hilarious. The Milwaukee Brewers ended up beating ended up beating the Chicago Cubs in 13 innings but it only went into extra innings because of the blown save. HT Deadspin.   JUMP!

May 12, 2012Other Sports
Anthony Davis Is Preparing For A Career In The Fast Food Industry [PHOTOS]

Anthony Davis Is Preparing For A Career In The Fast Food Industry [PHOTOS]

Future NBA player and former University of Kentucky Wildcat player Anthony Davis was seen at a local fast food restaurant operating the fryers. Davis is expecting to go as the first pick in the NBA Draft and make insane amounts of money. The unibrowed phenom showed off his wingspan while stretching over about 10 fryers. This could be his back up plan in case he is forced to play for Michael Jordan. HT Kentucky Sports Radio  JUMP!

May 12, 2012Other Sports
Lindsey Vonn Doing Bikini Handstands On Vacation In South Of France

Lindsey Vonn Doing Bikini Handstands On Vacation In South Of France

Lindsey Vonn reports on Facebook: Having an amazing time on our sister vacation in the south of France! The sun is out and the water is crystal clear :) more pics to come. XO Lv. How talented and strong is Vonn? You try doing a bikini handstand on a cliff in the south of France. Is this the greatest athlete chick Facebook update of the week? Hell yes it is. Show us one that is better. You can't. JUMP!

May 12, 2012Other Sports
Bryce Harper Bloody Chronicles: Bashes Bat On Wall & It Hits Him In Face [PHOTOS]

Bryce Harper Bloody Chronicles: Bashes Bat On Wall & It Hits Him In Face [PHOTOS]

Add another level of awesomeness to the legend of Bryce Harper thanks to his antics last night. Why was Harper bleeding above his eye during an at-bat? Why was there blood trickling down his face while he was in the outfield? Somebody got p*ssed off after an AB and went nuts with a bat. Somebody isn't coming out of a game for stitches. JUMP!

May 12, 2012Features
Austin Cops Looking For Texas Longhorns Superfan Who Keeps Robbing Businesses [Cuff ‘Em]

Austin Cops Looking For Texas Longhorns Superfan Who Keeps Robbing Businesses [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Austin Police are looking for a suspect they believe is responsible for a series of robberies in Austin. The first incident was May 8 at Mr. Nice Guys on South First Street, the second was May 10 at a Conoco on Cameron Road and then again on May 10 at a Shell station on Ben While Boulevard. During each robbery, the suspect entered the establishments, displayed a weapon and asked for money. No injuries have been reported.

May 12, 2012Other Sports
Adam Sandler & His Buddy Had Great Seats For Clippers-Grizz [Morning Twitpic]

Adam Sandler & His Buddy Had Great Seats For Clippers-Grizz [Morning Twitpic]

FINALLY! You guys realize the first round of the NBA Playoffs has taken like 27 days. Seriously, longer than a Kim Kardashian wedding. We'll finally end the madness with the Lakers tonight & the Clippers on Sunday thanks to the Grizzlies getting a road win last night, 90-88. In NFL news, Vince Young has found another job, this time with the Bills. As a friend told me, VY is going to hate life in Buffalo during the winter. Won't be able to go shirtless. Let's get rolling!