2012 May - page 3
May 24, 2012Other Sports
Could Jordan Carver Possibly Play Soccer Without Killing Someone? [PHOTOS]

Could Jordan Carver Possibly Play Soccer Without Killing Someone? [PHOTOS]

As you know by know, pinup model Jordan Carver is a woman who will model pretty much anything as long as her giant fake boobs are flopped out in the photos. We've even seen a gallery where she's jerking around with eggs and Chef Boyardee. Usually these scenes are logical moments in life where the cleav-bombs make sense. Today, however, we get this set of soccer pics. Seriously, worst possible sport for this chick. Somebody is going to get killed. JUMP!

May 24, 2012Other Sports
EBay Seller Unloading His Piece Of Junk Baseball With Jesus Scuff Mark

EBay Seller Unloading His Piece Of Junk Baseball With Jesus Scuff Mark

Long story short, some (we'll guess a dude) seller on eBay has listed a scuffed up baseball that might just be a Jesus scuffed baseball. The seller, who has a lousy 83% approval rating, reports: "This is a normal baseball that I believe has the face of Jesus on it. My friend was playing baseball with it and one of the scuffs just happened to make this face. We just thought this was a pretty cool and rare occurrence." Wait, a baseball just gets a Jesus scuff? Do you take cash? JUMP!

May 24, 2012Football
Let’s See What Bernie Kosar’s Porn Daughter Lexxi Silver Is Up To These Days

Let’s See What Bernie Kosar’s Porn Daughter Lexxi Silver Is Up To These Days

From time to time we check in with poor Bernie Kosar and his wild ass family mostly just to feel fortunate that we're not related to any of them. Sure, Bernie will always be a God in Cleveland and Miami, but this guy will forever be known on the Internet as the only legendary NFL QB with a daughter whose porn career was outed on the Internet. It seems the porn career is over, but the nightmare for Bernie isn't. JUMP!

May 24, 2012Other Sports
Rent Pat Riley’s Malibu House This Summer – Only $35,000 Per Month! [PHOTOS]

Rent Pat Riley’s Malibu House This Summer – Only $35,000 Per Month! [PHOTOS]

You have three months off this summer and $105,000 to kick around on a Malibu waterfront beach house? Pat Riley has a place for you to crash and the only view off the deck is for miles and miles of the Pacific Ocean. That's right, rent Pat's poon slayer lair for only $35,000 per month (June, July & August). What do you get? It's the perfect place to invite Vanessa Hudgens or one of these other horny Hollywood types over to watch waves crash. JUMP!

May 24, 2012Football
Tim Tebow Manages To Blow Up Twitter With Back-To-Back INTs – In Practice

Tim Tebow Manages To Blow Up Twitter With Back-To-Back INTs – In Practice

Gotta believe Sanchez has INT bounties on Tebow after learning this morning that Baby Jesus went back-to-back in the INT department during his first OTA practice with the Jets. Seriously, wouldn't you throw some coin to the defense if you were Mark Sanchez? $5,000 per INT. $10,000 if you rip Tebow in a post-practice interview with WFAN. Maybe drop a "Mark Sanchez is looking sharp" or a "Tebow is having trouble picking up the offense." (via @SInow)

May 24, 2012Features
Best Custom ‘Jeter Sux ARod’ Jersey Ever, American Idol Finale & AI Practice [Daily WTF]

Best Custom ‘Jeter Sux ARod’ Jersey Ever, American Idol Finale & AI Practice [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 24, 2012Other Sports
22 Best Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Shaq To Orlando GM Rumors

22 Best Black Guy Twitter Reactions To Shaq To Orlando GM Rumors

It's the news ESPN needed to drum up content for the 97 hours of daily live shows across the WWL. Chris Broussard goes on the NBA pregame show last night and drops a nugget about Orlando possibly interviewing Shaq for its open GM position. Of course it's a stupid idea, but just the kind of rumor that gets fans fired up. That means it's good for our business, so we like this stupid rumor. The reaction from the black dudes wasn't good for The Big Aristotle. JUMP!

May 24, 2012Other Sports
Hands Down Best MILF Miami Heat Semi-NSFW Playoff Victory Celebration – EVER! [VIDEO]

Hands Down Best MILF Miami Heat Semi-NSFW Playoff Victory Celebration – EVER! [VIDEO]

Of course we want the Heat to absolutely bury the Pacers tonight. Make a statement. It's not that we're LeBron fans. Of course his act sailed years ago. However, it's a team like Miami that's great for business. You guys hating Miami equals pageviews. Pageviews equal $. Dollars equal my ass going on vacation like twice a year. Enter Miami Heat MILF dancing on a bar after Game 5 at the Will Call sports bar. JUMP!

May 24, 2012Other Sports
Mass. Cops Looking For Red Sox Robber Instead Arrest Yankees Fan On Warrant! [Cuff ‘Em]

Mass. Cops Looking For Red Sox Robber Instead Arrest Yankees Fan On Warrant! [Cuff ‘Em]

Here we go again with a Yankee-Red Sox rivalry arrest story. Of course there have been Yankees-Red Sox beatings that've made headlines over the years. There have been Yankees fans robbing banks. Same from the Red Sox side. But have you ever heard of a Red Sox fan pulling off an armed robbery and the Massachusetts cops arresting a Yankees fan instead? Yeah, it happened this week. JUMP!

May 24, 2012Other Sports
A.I.’s Reaction Upon Learning He Would Not Be Playing In Game 6 [Morning Twitpic]

A.I.’s Reaction Upon Learning He Would Not Be Playing In Game 6 [Morning Twitpic]

The other big news, besides the 76ers getting a victory in Game 6, was that Allen Iverson was in the house to provide moral support to his former team. Of course Philly columnists noted that the guy "looked like a shell of his former self." Seriously, you think? The guy hasn't played in an NBA game since 2010. Think he's a shell? Amazing! In MLB news, would the Steinbrenner boys really sell the Yankees? That's the report. Let's get rolling!

May 23, 2012Girls
An Audrina Patridge Update Because Kevin The Intern Used To Be In Love With This Chick [PHOTOS]

An Audrina Patridge Update Because Kevin The Intern Used To Be In Love With This Chick [PHOTOS]

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Remember Audrina Patridge? I do, because there wasn't an Afternoon Dump during 2009-2010 that Kevin the Intern didn't post some sort of gallery of the former 'reality' lass. And then her career crashed. The Vegas birthday parties disappeared. There's no reason why this chick shouldn't just permanently take up residence next to water like this scene in Cabo. JUMP!

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Manny Ramirez’s Head Is Full Of Gray Hair [PHOTOS]

Manny Ramirez’s Head Is Full Of Gray Hair [PHOTOS]

Poor Manny Ramirez. There was the whole steroids suspension, the trouble with his wife & the cops and now comes the gray hair. The guy turns 40 on May 30 and it shows via these photos with Kevin Millar that were shown today on MLB Network's Intentional Talk. Something crazy is going on with that hair because September 13, 2011, when he was arrested, his mugshot looks quite different. 0-to-60 with the gray in 8 months? JUMP!

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Is This The Best Pete Rose Sliding Head First Into Third Tattoo You’ve Ever Seen?

Is This The Best Pete Rose Sliding Head First Into Third Tattoo You’ve Ever Seen?

Game over. Say hello to the best Pete Rose sliding head first into third tattoo we've ever seen. Just happened to be researching a Rose piece and came across this gem that was uploaded to Twitter a couple weeks ago. Of course the ink deserves special attention because we can't find another leg with a Pete Rose belly flop. Still efforting photographer @Beahrs_5 to figure out what guy should be congratulate for this piece of history. JUMP!

May 23, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
2012 Eagles Cheerleader Bikini Shoot In Bahamas [PHOTOS]

2012 Eagles Cheerleader Bikini Shoot In Bahamas [PHOTOS]

How we let this one slip by is mind boggling. Of course the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders were in the Bahamas earlier this month to shoot the team's bikini calendar. Guess we were busy staring at Cowboys cheerleader asses. Anyway, this one looks like your normal shoot. Sand, water, chicks with giant boobs, surf, sun, blah, blah, blah. Sorry, ladies, it's going to take a better effort to ever get to the DCC level. JUMP!

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Someone Get Jose Canseco A Helmet Cam To Show His Strikeouts [VIDEO]

Someone Get Jose Canseco A Helmet Cam To Show His Strikeouts [VIDEO]

As if nobody was going to record Jose Canseco's at-bats during his first home game in Worcester, Mass. for the Tornadoes. Guess what was posted on YouTube this week? A Canseco AB from said home game. The guy has four hits in 20 ABs and a lousy RBI. He's also tied for the team-high in strikeouts (7). Of course the asshole hasn't gotten around to addressing his .200 average on Twitter. Check out this bat speed. JUMP!

May 23, 2012Features
Who You Gonna Call?, Smell My Nuts & Typical Dirty Girl [Daily WTF]

Who You Gonna Call?, Smell My Nuts & Typical Dirty Girl [Daily WTF]

BC reader Stephen P. sent this to us this morning and tells us this is Ghostbusters 'getter was spotted in Chicago on Kostner and Roosevelt. "Not the safest of neighborhoods," Stephen reports. Have a WTF moment we need to see and publish? Took a photo of some fat woman picking her nose at a buffet? Your friend have a tattoo fail? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Greg Maddux Selling This Vegas Dump That Reminds Us Of The Imperial Palace; $2.25MM [PHOTOS]

Greg Maddux Selling This Vegas Dump That Reminds Us Of The Imperial Palace; $2.25MM [PHOTOS]

Greg Maddux's first MLB salary: $82,500. Last salary:$10mm. Career earnings: just shy of $154mm. However, the guy could literally drive down to the Bellagio and not a soul would realize that was a hall of famer playing at the $25 BJ table. Unassuming bazillionaire. Anyway, Maddux is unloading his Vegas dump with a couple cool pools. Don't say we didn't warn you about this Imperial Palace-like hell hole. JUMP!

May 23, 2012Football
Ladies, Bills WR David Clowney DOES NOT Have HIV & Here Is Proof!

Ladies, Bills WR David Clowney DOES NOT Have HIV & Here Is Proof!

A guy with only 8,800 Twitter followers is causing a HUGE blog-gasm by sports blogger dorks who probably never wrote a single post about David Clowney before today. Why is the Bills' WR getting so much publicity this morning? He uploaded a pic of a recent negative HIV test. That's it. Look, kudos to Clowney for not dipping his monster dong in the wrong broad, but this Twitter follower grab is ridiculous. JUMP!

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Coyotes Fan Boobs McGee Is Out Of NHL Playoffs [PHOTOS]

Coyotes Fan Boobs McGee Is Out Of NHL Playoffs [PHOTOS]

She had one final run behind the Phoenix Coyotes bench. Boobs McGee, shockingly her name never leaked into the Arizona media, had her NHL playoffs run come to an end last night. Dave Tippett & Busted Coverage got one final look at the mesmerizing rack during last night's 4-3 Kings victory and the end of hockey for Boobs. In other news, who the hell was the other hot chick behind the Coyotes bench. Jesus! JUMP!

May 23, 2012Other Sports
OKC Thunder Fan Yells “Keep Moving, D*ckhead” At OKC Fan, Gets Dropped [VIDEO]

OKC Thunder Fan Yells “Keep Moving, D*ckhead” At OKC Fan, Gets Dropped [VIDEO]

Just when you thought Oklahoma City Thunder games would never include one OKC fan yelling "Keep moving, dickhead" to another OKC fan, these folks shock the hell out of us. Here we figured OKC Nation was on the same page. All In! One Goal! Just Win, OKC! Add your own stupid playoff cliché as you see fit. However, the other night two dudes went at it in the upper deck. These people are growing on us. JUMP!

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Dapper Phillies Robber Wants All The Money Up In This Chicago Bank! [Cuff ‘Em]

Dapper Phillies Robber Wants All The Money Up In This Chicago Bank! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A north side PNC Bank branch was robbed late Tuesday morning. The robber entered the bank, 3940 N. Harlem, and demanded money from a teller. He implied he had a weapon but did not display one, and no injuries were reported, police said. Just when we think Phillies Nation is on the right track some bro in Chicago has to ruin the fan reputation. Kinda a ballsy move wearing the Phillies gear in a Chi-town robbery. One of you knows him.

May 23, 2012Other Sports
Steve Kerr Oblivious To This Impending Breast Implant Attack [Morning Twitpic]

Steve Kerr Oblivious To This Impending Breast Implant Attack [Morning Twitpic]

Kudos to @1raymo for keeping his eyes open last night during a normal Steve Kerr-Marv Albert sideline shot. And then, out of nowhere, came this surprise breast implant. Just look at Kerr acting like a professional. Gotta figure Marv took her back to his hotel and taught her a few lessons. In NBA news, the Pacers-Heat series is OVER. Sure, there is a Game 6, but a 32-point loss in Game 5? Nigga, please? In NHL news, the Kings are in the Stanley Cup Finals. Let's get rolling!

May 22, 2012Other Sports
LOL! Tony Romo Giving Kiss Of Death To Boston Celtics Playoff Run

LOL! Tony Romo Giving Kiss Of Death To Boston Celtics Playoff Run

From last night via @PaigeGreco: "Hangin out with my homeboy Tony Romo last night... Yes I know I look gross." Blah, blah, blah. Let's focus on those seven letters across Romo's rec league jersey. Isn't a bigger kiss of death to an NBA franchise still in the playoffs like this guy wearing your name. We're talking one NFL playoff victory. Don't say we didn't warn Boston fans when something goes wrong in Game 6 & 7.

May 22, 2012Other Sports
Indians Pitcher, Former Miss Teen USA & Her Family In Lake Erie Island Bar Brouhaha [Arrest Report]

Indians Pitcher, Former Miss Teen USA & Her Family In Lake Erie Island Bar Brouhaha [Arrest Report]

First of all, we now know that it's highly likely that Cleveland Indians' reliever Joe Smith is dating Fox 8 sports reporter & former Miss Teen USA Allie LaForce. How do we know? Because Smith, Ms. LaForce and her family was in a feud at notorious Lake Erie Put-In-Bay island bar, Roundhouse. Smith failed to show bar security his I.D. and was denied entry to the legendary boozery. JUMP!

May 22, 2012Other Sports
Chuck Knoblauch Says That Wasn’t Him In Chef Pants Hitting On NYC G Train Chicks

Chuck Knoblauch Says That Wasn’t Him In Chef Pants Hitting On NYC G Train Chicks

The story that "blew up" the Internet yesterday had to be the Chuck Knoblauch hitting on NYC G train chicks tale. It was posted on Tumblr by a Brooklyn librarian who claimed a guy named "Chuck" tried to pick up her and a friend with tales of Fenway, baseball and his chef pants. Of course Knobs got on Twitter last night to defend himself. JUMP!

May 22, 2012Other Sports
Bruh, Who Would’ve Thought Joakim Noah Is So Protective Of His Poon?

Bruh, Who Would’ve Thought Joakim Noah Is So Protective Of His Poon?

So the Media Take Outs of the world are having fun today with Joakim Noah, his girlfriend Amanda and some basketballer named Nic Wise. We'll try to keep this simple for you. Wise sent a text message to 'Amanda.' Long story short, Noah saw the message and decided it was time to protect his poon territory. Wise received the following message that's quickly becoming the "Meme Of The Week." JUMP!

May 22, 2012Other Sports
Claude Giroux Can Still Play Beer Pong With Surgically Repaired Wrists [PHOTO]

Claude Giroux Can Still Play Beer Pong With Surgically Repaired Wrists [PHOTO]

Flyers stud center Claude Giroux isn't a household name to most of you because the NHL is still relegated to the NBC Sports Network and most of you guys could care less about hockey. However, in Philly, Giroux is quickly becoming one of the city's most recognizable athletes. 93 points this year, two surgically repaired wrists and the guy can get right back onto the beer pong circuit. Amazing talent. (via CrossingBroad)

May 22, 2012Features
Soccer Stadium Obstructed View Fail, F The System Tattoo Fail & Hard Wok [Daily WTF]

Soccer Stadium Obstructed View Fail, F The System Tattoo Fail & Hard Wok [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 22, 2012Other Sports
Hell Yes, I Want To Rent Vlade Divac’s Panty Dropping Contemporary Pad For $13,000/Mo! [PHOTOS]

Hell Yes, I Want To Rent Vlade Divac’s Panty Dropping Contemporary Pad For $13,000/Mo! [PHOTOS]

Can't really afford to buy some crazy million dollar pad in L.A. but want to live like Vlade Divac in the Pacific Palisades? We have a deal for you and four buddies just waiting to happen. The former Lakers great is looking to rent out his contemporary stunner for $13,000 a month. 5 beds, 5 baths. Could be the craziest summer of your life with this place that's guaranteed to get you laid like a famous NBA player. JUMP!

May 22, 2012Other Sports
OKC Thunder Porn Star Superfans Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane SFW Game 5 Tweet Celebration

OKC Thunder Porn Star Superfans Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane SFW Game 5 Tweet Celebration

Are we ever surprised at this job? Like 10 to 12 times per day. Take this morning on Twitter where we expected to find OKC Thunder porn star superfans Bibi Jones & Jesse Jane ripping off clothes and showing beef curtains after their team disposed of the hated Lakers and Metta World Peace. The ladies, instead, were actually taking Game 5 very serious. Serious tweets & not a beef curtain pic between the two. Of course BC was surprised. JUMP!

May 22, 2012Other Sports
Solid Effort, Brah: Mariners Fan Takes Foul Ball Grounder Off The Forehead [VIDEO]

Solid Effort, Brah: Mariners Fan Takes Foul Ball Grounder Off The Forehead [VIDEO]

Another night in May, another foul ball off some guy's forehead who bought epic seats to a Mariners game and even brought his glove for last night's tilt against the Rangers. There he was, in perfect position, for a grounder down the first base line that would be the perfect opportunity to add to his douchey baseball collection. Maybe even get this one signed by Justin Smoak. HERE IT COMES! IN THE GLOVE! PERFECT POSITION! JUMP!