Via: First suspect is black male, 6 feet, 1 inch tall, weighing 220 - 230 pounds, has a beard, wearing tan Carhart coat and toboggan. Second suspect is black male, 5 feet, 10 inches tall, weighing 165-180 pounds, wearing a ball cap with the word Chicago on it, Nike fleece pullover. Vehicle is described as silver Cadillac, 1993 - 1995 model year, last seen heading west toward Cincinnati on Kentucky 9.
• Fat 76ers fan lets the rolls jiggle last night on TNT • Paul Pierce has been playing poker between playoff gms • ALERT! ALERT! ELIN NORDEGREN IS SINGLE! • Pussy: Will Rhymes passes out after a HBP • Elisabetta Canalis' bikini ass on 'Dictator' boat • Candice Swanepoel Glitter Arm Bra Action! • Katie Price & her giant fake cans at the airport • Imogen Thomas FINGER BRA ALERT!
Someone let us know what TV station ran this World Peace "Lakers Idiot" caption during
last night's sportscast. This comes in via @Ten_Foot_Midget, who isn't known to Photoshop screencaps. Sure looks like an iPhone flash on the right side of the screen. Stand up, TV station. Let yourself be congratulated. In other Lakers news, Kobe's team is down 2-0. Hope you didn't have the OVER. 77-75 final. Why'd the Lakers lose? 13% from 3-point range. Let's get rolling!
UFC bantamweight TUF coach Urijah Faber had something to show his fans this afternoon on Twitter. "About to go get a few staples to the dome. Another day at the office #tuflive," he wrote. True, it's not the worst head wound in UFC history, but this one came in a practice. Faber is currently a coach on the Ultimate Fighter. Don't even start bitching this afternoon about how you struggled through another hard day of work. Do you have a head wound? (via @UrijahFaber)
Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin' wasn't at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine '50 Most Beautiful People' party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he's in demand. Anyway, we asked on Twitter: Sammy Sosa is whiter than _____________. The responses - JUMP!
• Amber Heard is looking beautiful as usual • Did Elisabetta Canalis really die? Hope not! • Whoa, Hayden Panettiere has boobs now • 20 of the sexiest Jessica Alba magazine covers • The 20 hottest photos of Emma Stone • Candice Swanepoel looks freaking hot in a tiny bikini • Imogen Thomas' large breasts in Nuts • Barbara Palvin's sextastic lingerie photoshoot
At this point we figure you guys think BC is just dicking around and stretching out these Dallas Cowboys cheerleader galleries because it's a slow news week. Not the case at all. There are like 50 chicks on the team and they just keep uploading snapshots from their time in Cancun. While many NFL cheerleading units are a complete mess with social networking, the DCC is just a machine. Just blasting us with bikini shots at least 3-4 times per day. The latest – JUMP!
Big news today from the Rachel Uchitel media camp. Tiger's #1 mistress finally gave birth to a healthy baby girl that is the offspring of another athlete, former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Remember that guy? We said he hit the relationship lottery with this Uchitel broad. She's got crazy hush money from the Tiger ordeal, has those giant implants and Hahn gets to brag to his buddies that he has Tiger's sloppy seconds. Baby details – JUMP!
Jimmer Fredette and Whitney Wonnacott will finally get married June 1 (yes, it's a Friday) at the Denver LDS Temple. You know what that means for these two in June: steamy sex. It also means that we went searching for a wedding gift to send the lovely couple. Jimmer might make $2.3 million a year, but that didn't stop him and Whit from registering at Bed, Bath & Beyond and Williams-Sonoma. We're thinking of buying the $10 can opener. JUMP!
Just happened to be watching the Red Sox-Mariners game yesterday when Charlie Furbush came in for a couple innings of relief and this jersey smacked me in the face. Of course Furbush has been around for a few years now and we've gotten over the humor in his last name. However, it seems the Mariners seamstress had a little fun with Charlie's road uni. No, there shouldn't be a space between 'Fur' and 'Bush' – unless you appreciate baseball humor.
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Will Middlebrooks has more HRs than Albert Pujols. Has the same amount of RBI (14) as Pujols. Has a better batting average. And has scored just one fewer run (9) than Pujols. Never heard of Middlebrooks? He's the third baseman replacement while Kevin Youkilis is on the DL. This Middlebrooks character is also going to be marrying a former Cowboys cheerleader, Ann Lux, in December. Hell yes, this guy is on track for stardom. JUMP!
Yep, the buxom Coyotes chick with giant boobs was back last night in her spot behind the team's bench and in pretty much every shot of head coach Dave Tippett. Her white doily was pretty much useless in covering that giant rack that was pretty much the only amusement for Coyotes fan in a 4-0 blowout. Still waiting on a name and Model Mayhem site. One of you in Phoenix knows her. Let's bust this mystery wide open: firstname.lastname@example.org JUMP!
Of course you weren't watching the end of last night's Kings-Coyotes game because it was a blowout and most of you live east of the Mississippi. What you missed was Coyotes fan greeting Dustin Penner in the penalty box with a Triple H 'Suck it' that was pretty good stuff for those of us paid to sit through this garbage. The Coyotes might be getting swept, but at least they're winning the superfan battle. Thanks, Suck It Guy. JUMP!
This broad, Janet Chiauzzi, wants you to believe she's not crazy. She's just a parent who got a little whacked out of her brain when, last summer, her son didn't make a Little League travel baseball team. How did she get revenge? In a very, very twisted way that has landed her in jail for 60 days and five years of probation!
• Basketball player turned bikini model: Elsa Hosk • Bryce Harper's hair was on fire last night • Olympian will wear Borat mankini to Ceremony • Brett Lawrie & BJ fan attack MLB umpire • Strasburg loss blamed on Icy Hot on his balls • Hump Day Poon: Billie Faiers is back & in lingerie! • Canadian Poon: Danielle Knudson • Hottest POA Columbian Hand Bra Of the Day: Nataly