Will Middlebrooks has more HRs than Albert Pujols. Has the same amount of RBI (14) as Pujols. Has a better batting average. And has scored just one fewer run (9) than Pujols. Never heard of Middlebrooks? He's the third baseman replacement while Kevin Youkilis is on the DL. This Middlebrooks character is also going to be marrying a former Cowboys cheerleader, Ann Lux, in December. Hell yes, this guy is on track for stardom. JUMP!
Yep, the buxom Coyotes chick with giant boobs was back last night in her spot behind the team's bench and in pretty much every shot of head coach Dave Tippett. Her white doily was pretty much useless in covering that giant rack that was pretty much the only amusement for Coyotes fan in a 4-0 blowout. Still waiting on a name and Model Mayhem site. One of you in Phoenix knows her. Let's bust this mystery wide open: firstname.lastname@example.org JUMP!
Of course you weren't watching the end of last night's Kings-Coyotes game because it was a blowout and most of you live east of the Mississippi. What you missed was Coyotes fan greeting Dustin Penner in the penalty box with a Triple H 'Suck it' that was pretty good stuff for those of us paid to sit through this garbage. The Coyotes might be getting swept, but at least they're winning the superfan battle. Thanks, Suck It Guy. JUMP!
This broad, Janet Chiauzzi, wants you to believe she's not crazy. She's just a parent who got a little whacked out of her brain when, last summer, her son didn't make a Little League travel baseball team. How did she get revenge? In a very, very twisted way that has landed her in jail for 60 days and five years of probation!
• Basketball player turned bikini model: Elsa Hosk • Bryce Harper's hair was on fire last night • Olympian will wear Borat mankini to Ceremony • Brett Lawrie & BJ fan attack MLB umpire • Strasburg loss blamed on Icy Hot on his balls • Hump Day Poon: Billie Faiers is back & in lingerie! • Canadian Poon: Danielle Knudson • Hottest POA Columbian Hand Bra Of the Day: Nataly
Hmm, so the Miami Heat only have two guys who can score. What about guys you trust to make free throws down the stretch? LeBron and Wade, right? Guess who missed two free throws with :54 left on the clock. Blah, blah, blah. Meanwhile, we were trying to figure out what the hell Bears fan was doing in the middle of a white out. And what's up with the coat? A black guy cold in Miami – in mid-May? In NHL news, the Kings get another W. Let's get rolling!
• Zooey Deschanel shows some cleavage at Fox • Celebrating Megan Fox's B-day early • Kate Upton artistic Twitter bikini pics • Jessica Alba's children helped her sexuality • Jordan Carver playing tennis is a spectacular sight • Billie Faiers lingerie hotness deserves attention • Brittany Palmer uses her Twitter quite properly • Elsa Hosk shows why she's a woman to watch
So it seems that over the last week or so there has been a gang of Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders holed up in some Riviera Maya (Mexico – south of Cancun) resort where they've been taking bikini photos for this season's calendar. Is there a smarter cheerleading team in the history of sports? No. Do you realize the weather in Riviera Maya this time of year? Hot, sunny and your IQ is 36 if you aren't in a bikini. The best part of this trip? The ladies have unleashed photo galleries. JUMP!
The athlete housing market had slowed to a trickle over the past seven days or so until Jazz guard Devin Harris went and listed his 7400 sq. ft. Dallas mansion for $2.1 million. Remember Harris? He had the four seasons in Dallas before being traded to the Nets in the Jason Kidd deal. During Harris' time in the Big D he bought this giant house. What do you get in this deal? Lots, and we mean massive amounts, of stone. And pools of water. JUMP!
Looking to get a Kobe Bryant cut and airbrush in the back of you hair for Game 2 of the NBA Playoffs? Get down to Marcus Hatch's shop ASAP. The only problem is that you'll need to head to El Paso, Texas where Hatch runs MP's Cutt. He caught our attention last night via some of his Kobe pieces that have been tweeted out. You live near El Paso and your kid is getting picked on lately? Get his head turned into a Kobe piece of art. His struggles will be over. JUMP!
Nick Casal was scheduled to fight June 29th on ESPN2's Friday Night Fights card but that's not going to happen after he suffered insane wounds after a golf club attack in Buffalo. Cops believe an ex-boyfriend of Casal's girlfriend is behind the attack that has left the boxer with deep gashes to the right side and back of his head. As you'll see, this dude is lucky to be alive. Don't look on a weak stomach. JUMP!
Yesterday we ran photos of Jay Cutler at some famous Tennessee steeplechase event where he seemed to be bro'd out at a high level with his pink shirt and loafers. Chris in D.C. emailed us and said to look up a certain NFC West QB who was at a steeplechase event back in April. "Seems like going to a stupid horse race is suddenly the cool thing to do in the NFL," he wrote. Yep, Chris is right. We found our guy. JUMP!
Asher is all over the NBA dancers lately for two reasons: (1.) The guy is in love with cheerleaders. Like thinks about them pretty much every day and (2.) He's on the hunt for the NBA dancer with the craziest college major. Today he makes a return trip to Oklahoma City to visit with Alexis. Her major: Chemistry. Not going to find one of those on the Lakers Girls. Once again, this is just how they roll in OKC. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Brian McNamee is testifying today in the Roger Clemens and it got us wondering what the admitted steroid injector has been up to lately. Come to find out, B Mac has actually been busy in the entertainment industry. It seems he got a gig as a guest referee at a recent Hulk Hogan midget wrestling event in Massachusetts. Yes, there are pics of McNamee and the midgets. Yes, this Clemens-McNamee story just won't go away. JUMP!
Good guy Richard Deitsch is at some ESPN promotional event this morning called Upfront where suits tell advertisers how great they are and remind them why their advertising dollars should go to the World Wide Leader. No problem with that. But then the assholes go and brag about Grantland bridging sports & pop culture. Good one, pricks.
You had Kevin Harlan and Reggie Miller behind the mics last night for OKC-LA and the tandem could barely believe their eyes when TNT decided to show shirtless Lucha libre. This is actually a smart move by the shirtless beefer. Do you want to risk future relationships by being outed on national TV, the Internet and newspaper? Of course not. Reggie was dumbfounded by a grown man acting like this at a NBA playoff game. "Are you kidding me?" JUMP!
Yes, we're a couple days late. Suck it. Via: Investigators say 55-year-old Daryl Keeton began heckling the umpire during the game, then decided to confront the ump in the parking lot at Mt. Olive ballpark after the game, and that's when he punched the 20-year-old umpire in the nose, bloodying the official. An off-duty Birmingham police officer restrained Keeton until the sheriff's department got there. Now Keeton could face 10 years in jail if convicted.
• Brad Richards took two shits for Rangers last night • 76ers superfan kicked out of Garden for this > • Cardboard Tebow prom chick gets Timmy autograph • MUST-SEE: Canadian lacrosse brawl is insane! • YES! Bloomberg reporter caught with skirt up • That Hot Chick From The Avengers: Cobie Smulders • Who? Amy Jackson in Maxim, in bikini • Vanessa Hudgens grabbing her rack for Bieber?