Just a random search this morning for what Mark Cuban is up to these days turned up the billionaire Mavs owner at some restaurant called Blowfish and his hand on the neck of some blonde. Normally this wouldn't be worthy of a post, but then the guy goes and makes a pucker face. BOOM, instant post. Could totally care less about the blonde. Obviously cute and motorboat worthy. The big news here is that we can add a new pic to our growing Mark Cuban photo gallery. JUMP!
Sure, the Nashville Predators are out of the NHL playoffs and on some golf course in the Caribbean. Meanwhile, Asher is still marking off names on his Ice Girls of the NHL checklist. We think today's chick, Crystal, just might be the hottest Ice Girl to ever lace up the skates in the NHL. Name another Hooters bikini model who also doubles as an Ice Girl. You can't. Don't even try. Say hello to hockey's version of Kate Upton. JUMP!
Sick and tired of MLB's bullshit rules and its incessant need to ruin the fun at the ballpark? Security at yesterday's Diamondbacks-Rockies game (in Denver) have officially become enemy #1 in our eyes. Watch as Dbacks fan makes a sweet play on a HR from some Rockies scrub & instantly throws it back. Home fans do it all the time, right? So Dbacks fan gets ejected for throwing back a Rockies dong. Pure arrogance, Colorado. JUMP!
Via: A drunk, off-duty cop was ejected from Citi Field in the middle of a Mets game and arrested after he refused to leave his illegally occupied seat, officials said yesterday. Eduardo Cornejo, 30, was cornered by stadium security officials during the game Wednesday against the Cincinnati Reds at about 9:30 p.m. after he made himself at home in a better seat than the one he had bought, sources said. Yes, the Mets lost 6-3 and the game started at like 7:05. Do the math.
• Mugshots: Pirates fans who ripped off guy's finger • Petrino unloads his house at Beaver Lake! • St. Louis Cardinals Tacky Tux Road Trip! • Bet That Hurt: D-backs fan takes BP ball to the face • WANT! The sliding Sid Bream Bobblehead! • Boob Overload: Festival de Cans! 101 Photos! • No Shit? Undie model's name is Kim Noseworthy • Best Rack In Maxim Portugal Of The Day: Oceana Basilio
This guy @BrentMills seems to be an OKC Thunder fan, according to his Twitter wallpaper. Would he trade the Pacers cashing an NBA title-winning ticket over the Thunder winning a championship? Is $2,250 worth it? Shall see. The guy also has $150 on the Thunder at 4/1. Obviously not quite the same payoff. In NHL news, the L.A. Kings continued to roll in the Western Conference Finals. With a 3-0 lead, this one is all but wrapped up. Let's get rolling!
That's Lance Stephenson. He's a Pacers scrub that doesn't play for the Pacers. Yet, there he was making a choking gesture after LeBron missed a free throw in the 3rd quarter. Guess who is now down 2-1 and can't score 80+ in an NBA playoff game? The Heat. Guess which bench is dominant in this series? It wasn't a terrible performance from LeBron. He was 1-of-3 from the line and 10-of-22 from the field. Still, he's a fun punching bag.
Ever heard of the Rayne (Louisiana) Independent? No? Same here and we used to pride ourselves on knowing pretty much every newspaper with an 8,000 circulation and above. Rayne, a city with a population of just 8,500 in 2000, is known as the 'Frog Capital of the World.' As you can tell, it's an outpost. It's just another exit on I-10. However, the town's newspaper is about to get national attention over what ran in today's edition.
• Erin McNaught in Maxim Australia is quite naughty • Georgia Salpa pictures because she is talented • AnnaSophia Robb & Nina Dobrev, enough said • Elyse Taylor models some sexy swimwear • The 101 hottest Festival de Cans 2012 photos • Never gets old looking at Irina Shayk photos • Is Miley Cyrus anorexic? • Just enjoying some smoking hot amateurs
As a Reds' fan, nothing pains me more than seeing Fox Sports Ohio cameras catching dorky ass fans sulking at Citi Field after the bullpen blows a four-run lead & gives up five in the 8th. And then you add in the fact that 'Bruce' is wearing his stupid ass snack pack backpack and Livestrong bracelet and you have a Rockwellian screencap. Head to toe in Reds gear is never as bad until you start strapping on the gym pack. Not a good look at all, Ohioans.
What's retirement like for Brett Favre? He can't even make a stop at some place called The Donut Hole for some breakfast without some chick live tweetin' the whole damn thing. Gotta give the guy credit, he hasn't just resorted to slappin' eggs and 'taters together in the skillet for Deanna. The old boy will actually take his wife out on a Thursday for some fine eatin'. Thankfully Meghan live tweeted her encounter with The Slinger. JUMP!
You might remember our fascination with the IFBB Professional League bikini model division. This league combines what we appreciate in fitness competitions: bikinis, toned bodies and toned bodies walking on a stage in pumps. Look, you guys want to claim that women golfers are athletes? How's that possible when chicks featuring FUPAs can win some stupid tournament? It's not. You want real athletes? Take a look at who's showing up to the NY Pro. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Two things about the house that Rex Hudler is selling in Orange County. (1.) The 'Wonder Dog' is a genius with his money, having bought this spread in 1999 for $1.34 million. That was more than he ever made in a single season of MLB employment. Asking price today: $3.75 million. (2.) This place is like a porn production company paradise. Do you realize how many different scenes could be shot inside & out. Endless possibilities! JUMP!
Nothing is more exciting than the final two minutes of an NBA playoff game, especially when that game includes Kobe Bryant. But when Kobe doesn't take the final shot and some white guy named Steve Blake does, Twitter goes absolutely nuts. Sure, Blake taking a three in the 2nd quarter is no big deal. However, it's a HUGE deal when the Lakers are down 1-0 to OKC. Of course you know what happened last night. Blake missed & black guys on Twitter went HAM. JUMP!
What was the Internet choking on last night? All 400 pounds - or so - of 76ers fan Gutman who was trying to distract KG during free throws in a 17-point blowout. Look, cool move and all when the game is on the line and the Celtics have a three-point lead. Not cool when your team is down 17. You don't bust out this weapon just because it's there. Stop it, Gutman. JUMP!