Top sign you might want to start cutting back on the draft beers & tasty San Francisco treats? Your giant melon gets smacked straight in the grill – on live TV – by a rogue piece of paper during a Diamondbacks-Giants game. True, the wind isn’t nearly as bad at Pac-Bell as it was at Candlestick, but yesterday was an exception. Trash flying all over. Just hot dog wrappers PWNING your ass like a BOSS. Straight into the fat melon.
Watch the guy get a good look at the paper as if it’s a tortilla flying through the air; a flat piece of white sheet cake; a think crust plain white cheese.
Suck it, fat boy.