BEST. HBO. NEWS. EVER. If there was ever a year to put the Miami Dolphins on Hard Knocks, 2012 makes perfect sense. New coach. New offense. New QB. Hottest new NFL WAG to come along since Gisele. That’s right, in case you morons have been sleeping under a rock you already knew that Ryan Tannehill’s wife, Lauren, doesn’t mind modeling a bikini or shooting a gun.
This will be must-see TV.
“No. 1, it was a football decision,” Philbin said. “It was made by the football operations staff. Our owner [Stephen Ross] supported this decision, but in no way shape or form forced us to make the decision.
“I’m personally very excited about it,” he continued. “First and foremost, it’s a football show. It’s a show that’s going to showcase our players, a great group of men that we’ve assembled in Miami as we go through training camp. Second, I think it’s a great opportunity to connect with our fans, for the people who aren’t going to be able to come out here daily in 110-degree heat index weather and watch our guys participate in training camp.
Blah, blah, blah.
Just one time it would be nice for one of these NFL GMs be honest for a minute.
“Yeah, we went out and drafted a QB with a smokeshow wife whom we assume will create buzz amongst blogs, radio stations, and gossip channels like Entertainment Tonight. Our fan base needs a shot in the arm and we think Lauren Tannehill‘s perfectly bronzed skin could be that shot.”
Yes, we’ll subscribe to HBO by the first episode. It’s our journalistic duty.