You have three months off this summer and $105,000 to kick around on a Malibu waterfront beach house? Pat Riley has a place for you to crash and the only view off the deck is for miles and miles of the Pacific Ocean. That’s right, rent Pat’s poon slayer lair for only $35,000 per month (June, July & August). What do you get? It’s the perfect place to invite Vanessa Hudgens or one of these other horny Hollywood types over to watch waves crash.
According to the realtor:
Located within an exclusive gated enclave off of Broad Beach Rd, this warm and inviting 3 bedroom, 2 bath plus office beach home is for the most discriminating of clients. Beautifully furnished with a strong floor plan includes, large living room with fireplace, open kitchen, walls of glass for great natural light, and expansive patios with limitless views of the Pacific Ocean.
Perfect. Each guy throws in $26,250 and you have one final blowout summer before the rest of your life gets sucked out of you via a desk job you hate. Think about it, college grads. Road trips are such bullshit. Get into this house and just unleash a jizz blasting on Hollywood like the town has never seen before.
Your call, though.
Highlights of Pat’s Poon Slaying Lair:
• 4 bed, 2 bath
• 2-car garage
• 40 miles to Dodgers Stadium
• 33 miles to the Roxy
• 32 miles to Spago
Asking: $35,000 per month