Bruh, Who Would’ve Thought Joakim Noah Is So Protective Of His Poon?

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So the Media Take Outs of the world are having fun today with Joakim Noah, his girlfriend Amanda and some Euro basketballer named Nic Wise (college ball at Arizona). We’ll try to keep this simple for you. Wise sent a text message to ‘Amanda.’ Long story short, Noah saw the message and decided it was time to protect his poon territory. Wise received the following message that’s quickly becoming the “Meme Of The Week.” 

Why was Wise texting Noah’s chick? Well, maybe she was road beefing on the side without Noah’s knowledge. Maybe Wise had the wrong Amanda. Maybe Wise didn’t know Amanda had a famous NBA boyfriend whom she vacationed with over the all-star break.

Whatever the case, Noah dropped the message you see above.

The most amazing part of this story – we still don’t know who the hell this Amanda chick is. Has men fighting over her and the last name doesn’t even hit Twitter. Amazing accomplishment in the 21st century.

[@TheNicWise]

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