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Rex Hudler Selling This O.C. Porn Production House Paradise! $3.75M [PHOTOS]

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Two things about the house that Rex Hudler is selling in Orange County. (1.) The ‘Wonder Dog’ is a genius with his money, having bought this spread in 1999 for $1.34 million. That was more than he ever made in a single season of MLB employment. Asking price today: $3.75 million. (2.) This place is like a porn production company paradise. Do you realize how many different scenes could be shot inside & out.

Endless possibilities!

Here’s how the realtor describes what you get for $3.75 (caps via realtor):

*MAGNIFICENT ESTATE ON APPROX 1 ACRE VIEW LOT! *CUL-DE-SAC LOCATION *ENTERTIANERS DREAM HOME,RESORT STYLE SALTWATER POOL,WATERFALL, WATERSLIDE,POOL HOUSE *LARGE BBQ AREA,COUNTER SEATING PLUS PAVILLION,BBQ AND FRIDGE *COASTAL,CATALINA ISLAND,SUNSET, MOUNTAIN VIEWS!*TRAVERTINE AND HARDWOOD FLOORS *MAIN FLOOR BEDROOM SUITE! *ALL 5 BEDROOMS ARE SUITES!

Let’s make this as simple as possible for you guys. Porn shoots for days in this pad. Just look at the pool area. It’s a ‘My MILF Boss’ scenario waiting to happen. ‘Braxton’ is new to town and needs a job to get him through college. It just happens that ‘Candy’ is looking for a pool boy/gardener who can take care of her huge Orange County spread. Guess how the interview process goes?

Highlights of Rex Hudler’s Porn Production Paradise:

• 5 beds, 5 bath

• 5 car garage

• Master bath that’s “to die for” as they say on House Hunters

• Gated community!

• Flowers out the ass

10 miles to the nearest strip club; Playtoyz Strip 2 Tz

Asking: $3.75 million

Mortgage: $14,000 per month before taxes and ‘Braxton’s’ salary

[Buy Rex Hudler's House - Realtor]

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