Jimmer Fredette and Whitney Wonnacott will finally get married June 1 (yes, it’s a Friday) at the Denver LDS Temple. You know what that means for these two in June: steamy sex. It also means that we went searching for a wedding gift to send the lovely couple. Jimmer might make $2.3 million a year, but that didn’t stop him and Whit from registering at Bed, Bath & Beyond and Williams-Sonoma.
We’re thinking of buying the $10 can opener.
Are you – still – a Jimmer superfan after his 7.6 ppg average this season? Time to buy your boy one of these special gifts.
• $50 salt & pepper mills from Williams-Sonoma
• $550 KitchenAid mixer from Williams-Sonoma
• $80 cutting board from Williams-Sonoma
• $8 vegetable peeler from BB&Beyond
• $200 gift card from BB&Beyond
UPDATE: We bought these two kids a red spatula. The least we could do. Of course we’re just trying to add to the athlete thank you note collection.
Special thanks to Friends of the Program for coming up with the gift card message.