Best Sammy Sosa Is Whiter Than _________________ Tweets Of The Day.

Elisabetta Canalis Fakes Death & Hayden Panettiere Grew Breasts [Afternoon Dump]Elisabetta Canalis Fakes Death & Hayden Panettiere Grew Breasts [Afternoon Dump]
MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]MMAer Urijah Faber Getting A Few Staples In His Head This Afternoon [PHOTO]

Sammy Sosa is a HUGE Miami Heat fan. Well documented. So it might have been a surprise last night when Slammin’ wasn’t at American Airlines Arena for another LeBron debacle. Where was His Whiteness? Just hitting the red carpet at the Spanish People Magazine ’50 Most Beautiful People’ party. Still efforting to see why/how Sosa gets invites to such parties, but he’s in demand.

Is he any whiter than 2009? To our expert eye, no. But there are still those Twitter users who aren’t used to seeing that powder face on a daily basis. They remember Sammy looking like this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Comments
The Backyard: Best Of The Web
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 306 other followers