Usain Bolt Dumps “Snowbunny” Girlfriend Lubica Slovak To Focus On Olympics

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Kudos to Usain Bolt for thinking about his career, his country and the Olympics Games. The Jamaican sprinting stud has thrown his girlfriend, Lubica Slovak, back to the wolves in favor of training and future poon options. Like this guy has time for some Slovakian broad when every Page 3 model in the U.K. will be flopping her rack in this guy’s face come August. The last thing he needs is some broad always needing sex when he’s trying to stay fresh for the 100. 

According to the Daily Mail:

A source close to the Jamaican last night described the split as a ‘mutual decision between two adults’.

Bolt’s agent today confirmed to MailOnline that the Jamaican sprinter is ‘single’, but would not provide further comment.

Track star Bolt Bolt has come in for criticism from fellow black Jamaicans unhappy that he has chosen a white partner.

One online posting said: ‘Really now Usain! Some successful black men obviously suffer from a white woman complex. You too?’, while another complained: ‘Another one of our men snatched.’

Further protests included: ‘Out of all the girls on this island you pick a snowbunny’, and: ‘These superstars will always disappoint if we depend on them to raise our racial identity.’

Nothing worse for a Jamaican sprinter legend then having to answer questions about his snowbunny. Obviously this was the move. Now, that’s not to say he won’t blast a couple of Hungarian broads in Amsterdam during training. Could happen. The dude goes straight into the Olympics with a clear mind and not some broad always wanting to chat on Skype before bed.

Of course we’re taking him on the moneyline in the 100m and parlaying him with Michael Phelps OVER 5.5 medals. Easy money.

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