By now you’ve heard that Josh Hamilton had one of the best hitting nights in MLB history, going 5-for-5 with 4 dongs, a double, 8 RBI and 18 total bases. Let us check the record books real quick….yeah helluva night. Anyway, of course Twitter exploded with coke, shots and beer jokes. Some bros even threw in a few hooker one-liners.
We were especially smitten with snorting coke off hooker ass jokes. So. Much. Fun!