16 NSFW Cole Hamels Is A Bitch Tweets Via Bryce Harper Plunking

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This is where we talk about Cole Hamels trying to lose the giant pussy street cred he’s built up via multiple pussy photoshoots over the last few years. It’s where Cole proves he’s an old school, Bob Gibson style pitcher who doesn’t like young punks like Bryce Harper walking into his sport and going balls to the walls. So of course Hamels thinks plunking Harper is the way to welcome him to the game.

Guess who went on to steal home on Hamels? In case you didn’t see it, Harper perfectly timed one of Hamels’ throws to first base and barely beat the first baseman’s throw home.

As for Hamels throwing at the young phenom, at least wait until he hits a dong off you and stares at the shot. Just uncorking a fastball in the back and then admitting you threw at him is a bitch move and Twitter responded appropriately.

These teams play three games in Philly starting May 21. Probably want to mark that date on the calendar.
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