Keep your eyes on the Chris Kaman Twitter account the next couple of days. Ted Nugent’s love child packed up his ass kickin’ trucks today and is heading back to Michigan where he’ll spend the next few months blowing up sh*t and digging piles of dirt. Not kidding, the exploits of Kaman in Michigan are well documented. You should see these rides he’s taking back.
Suck it, gas mileage. You’re dead to Kaman.