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May 31, 2012Other Sports
You Can Buy Barry Bonds Ridiculous Bicycle For $8,800 On eBay

You Can Buy Barry Bonds Ridiculous Bicycle For $8,800 On eBay

Seriously, Barry Bonds is into cycling. How "into" cycling? Like willing to drop approximately $16,000 on this Pinarello bike that's not your ordinary 10-speed that you used during college. Long story short, these Italian bikes are pretty much the best bike you can throw money at. Bonds made $188,000,000 in his career so of course the bro picked out the best. Now, you bike dorks can actually by Barry's ride on eBay. How legit is this bike? JUMP!

May 31, 2012Football
Mr. Marcus Gets Coliseum Porn Congratulations From Snoop & His Mother!

Mr. Marcus Gets Coliseum Porn Congratulations From Snoop & His Mother!

Hell yes, we're proud of the L.A. Times and the paper's coverage of the Coliseum porn story. The online division even had a quick video interview ready to go with porn legend Mr. Marcus, giving insight as to how "The Gangbang Girl 32" went down in the Coliseum. It's kinda like a 30 for 30 episode. Marcus tells the paper that things have been crazy over the last 24 hours. Snoop Dogg sent a kind word and even Marcus' mother was proud of his 2001 work. JUMP!

May 31, 2012Other Sports
Aroldis Chapman Hotel “Escort” Chick Claudia Manrique Is Married; Inside Job?

Aroldis Chapman Hotel “Escort” Chick Claudia Manrique Is Married; Inside Job?

We're not going to say Aroldis Chapman's new "girlfriend" Claudia Manrique set up his Cuban ass, but there's a sneaking suspicion that the hotel room robbery the other night was an inside job. Would a 26-year-old chick, who's in community college, normally be picked up at the Pittsburgh police station by her husband if he found out his wife was cheating on him with a multi-millionaire pitcher? Claudia's did. JUMP!

May 31, 2012Football
18 Greatest Lee Corso Photos On The Internet

18 Greatest Lee Corso Photos On The Internet

The photo of Lee Corso in his Waldo outfit and on a duckie is "blowing up" the Internet today because it's so damn random and reminds us that college football is like three months away. The College GameDay people are filming commercials and decided you guys would enjoy a shot from what the crew is up to in L.A. Looks like your 2012 Home Depot commercials will include the crew playing cornhole and with power tools. JUMP!

May 31, 2012Other Sports
Know Your #1 College Softball World Series Cal Bears Via These Bikini Photos

Know Your #1 College Softball World Series Cal Bears Via These Bikini Photos

Some of you might remember back in November when we warned you that Busted Coverage would be putting our unwavering support behind the Cal softball team during the 2012 season. The reason was simple: infielder Jace Williams is one of the coolest athletes in college sports. That's her, 2nd from right. Yes, fools, Jace is a bikini smokeshow, but she's also one of the key players on this #1 ranked Cal team.

May 31, 2012Other Sports
Detroit Readers: Come Drink FREE Captain Morgan Rum With Us Before Tigers-Yankees

Detroit Readers: Come Drink FREE Captain Morgan Rum With Us Before Tigers-Yankees

Who lives in the Detroit area, is a Tigers or Yankees fan, reads Busted Coverage or Guyism and likes FREE Captain Morgan Black rum? We went out and put together what we hope will be a giant bash on June 1 before the Tigers-Yankees game. Hell yes we talked Captain Morgan to start serving your asses at 4 p.m. and going right to first pitch at Comerica. Don't say we never give back to our loyal readers. DETAILS - JUMP!

May 31, 2012Features
NFL Shop Aaron Rodgers Jersey FAIL, Beef Quiz Bowl & RGIII Loves USA [Daily WTF]

NFL Shop Aaron Rodgers Jersey FAIL, Beef Quiz Bowl & RGIII Loves USA [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 31, 2012Other Sports
The Paulina Gretzky Photo Collection

The Paulina Gretzky Photo Collection

Big news here at BC. We've rehired photo editor Big Gay Rich just three months after he was fired in the Terry Francona photo fiasco. The editors figured in his years of service and thought that Big Gay Rich deserved a second chance. His new assignment? Tracking all things Paulina Gretzky. Seriously, we're turning it into a beat. You guys keep clicking and searching so we made a business decision. Rich is back and about to take our Paulina coverage to the next level. JUMP!

May 31, 2012Other Sports
John Rocker Would Vote For Devil Over Obama In 2012 Election!

John Rocker Would Vote For Devil Over Obama In 2012 Election!

What has former Braves closer John Rocker been up to all these years after he became a hero to rednecks, Republicans & hate mongers? Well, there was the baseball comeback in 2005 and some work in real estate. In other words, he's been living off the $5,000,000 he made during his baseball career. And stewing with hate towards President Obama. And immigrants. And pretty much every other talking point you can think of. JUMP!

May 31, 2012Other Sports
Look At S.F. Giants Fan Getting OWNED By The Wind & This Rogue Paper [VIDEO]

Look At S.F. Giants Fan Getting OWNED By The Wind & This Rogue Paper [VIDEO]

Top sign you might want to start cutting back on the draft beers & tasty San Francisco treats? Your giant melon gets smacked straight in the grill - on live TV - by a rogue piece of paper during a Diamondbacks-Giants game. True, the wind isn't nearly as bad at Pac-Bell as it was at Candlestick, but yesterday was an exception. Trash flying all over. Just hot dog wrappers PWNING your ass like a BOSS. Straight into the fat melon. JUMP!

May 31, 2012Features
World’s Least Swagged Out Bank Robber Wearing Royals Lid In Queens Holdup! [Cuff ‘Em]

World’s Least Swagged Out Bank Robber Wearing Royals Lid In Queens Holdup! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Police are on the lookout for a suspect wanted in connection with an armed robbery of a Queens bank. HSBC Bank on Hillside Avenue in Queens Village was robbed on Friday, May 25 when the suspect passed a note to the teller demanding money, police said. The note also indicated he had a gun. And the dude is wearing a North Face coat. Total Uncle Tom. Makes other bank robbers wanna puke.

May 31, 2012Other Sports
Rex Ryan & His Horny Wife Were At Last Night’s Devils-Kings Game [Morning Twitpic]

Rex Ryan & His Horny Wife Were At Last Night’s Devils-Kings Game [Morning Twitpic]

It's been nearly two years since we've seen Michelle Ryan, the beav spreading middle-aged wife of NY Jets coach Rex Ryan. But there she was last night at Kings-Devils wearing those f-me glasses and her Devils sweater. Gotta figure Rex went home and destroyed those feet after a tough OT loss for the Devils. In Busted Coverage news, if you live within 75 miles of Detroit, we better see your ass at our Captain Morgan party Friday night before Tigers-Yankees. Let's get rolling!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
If You See Charles Barkley Running In Downtown OKC, It’s Really Charles Barkley

If You See Charles Barkley Running In Downtown OKC, It’s Really Charles Barkley

Charles Barkley, in 2006, said that “Oklahoma is nothing but vast wasteland. No place for black people. The Oklahoma Sooners and the Hornets are the only brothers in town.” Of course the local media hasn't forgotten that quote so it's one storyline for Thursday's Game 3. The other being the 2-0 hole OKC finds itself in. Anyway, a Barkley sighting is a big deal in the city which made his jog this afternoon through downtown a big deal. JUMP!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
Rays’ Fan Drops Trou Trying To Get This Foul Ball At Today’s Game [Screencaps]

Rays’ Fan Drops Trou Trying To Get This Foul Ball At Today’s Game [Screencaps]

Nope, not even going to waste time uploading a video to YouTube only to have the MLB voice censors block it in the United States. Instead, you're getting screencaps of fatty at today's Rays-Sox game going for this foul ball in the bottom of the 3rd. Just your normal foul ball until tubby bends over to get that souvenir. Look, you fat slobs, ever hear of a belt? We don't want to see your disgusting fatty underwear. Got it, bub? JUMP!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
Jason Terry Selling His Atlanta Mansion With Giant Man Cave; $1.9 MM [PHOTOS]

Jason Terry Selling His Atlanta Mansion With Giant Man Cave; $1.9 MM [PHOTOS]

Are you moving to Atlanta and need a place to hang your basketball memorabilia, drink beers, play pool, swim, chill with your homies and get a haircut all under one roof? NBAer Jason Terry has your forever house. According to Basketball Reference, this guy has made $87 million over his basketball career. Time to let the $1.9 million house go. Purchased for $1.76 million in 2003, Terry seems to be content pretty much breaking even on this shack. JUMP!

May 30, 2012Football
L.A. Coliseum Gang Bang Porno Even Included A Gatorade Shower

L.A. Coliseum Gang Bang Porno Even Included A Gatorade Shower

You'll never look at the 10-yard-line at the L.A. Coliseum the same way after news dropped today that the football stadium was used way back in 2001 to film a porno. The L.A. Times decided today would be a good time to start asking questions about a 10-year-old porn featuring such luminaries as Kimberly Franklin & Mr. Marcus. The big issue here? Who let 12 or so dudes bang a chick on the football field? JUMP!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
Hawk Harrelson Goes Nuts During Today’s Rays-Sox Beanball War [VIDEO]

Hawk Harrelson Goes Nuts During Today’s Rays-Sox Beanball War [VIDEO]

Those of you watching today's Rays-Sox game already knew there was some drama between these two teams on this Wednesday afternoon. Those of you at work don't know that Hawk Harrelson went absolutely nuts in a verbal assault on umpire Mark Wegner after he ejected pitcher Jose Quintana threw behind Ben Zobrist. Take a listen at Hawk going off the rails. JUMP!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
Michael Jordan’s Son, Marcus, Buying A Porn Star On Twitter Disaster!

Michael Jordan’s Son, Marcus, Buying A Porn Star On Twitter Disaster!

Marcus Jordan learned a valuable lesson today on Twitter when ordering whores – double check to make sure you are DMing said whore. This morning, Jordan hit send on a tweet to some whore who goes by @xxxrachelroxxx. The only problem was that he seemed to be telling Rachel that he had some serious cash for her. From the tweet it doesn't appear the two are related. JUMP!

May 30, 2012wags
NASCAR WAGs: Jordan Fish Is A Former Bobcats Dancer & Dating Denny Hamlin [PHOTOS]

NASCAR WAGs: Jordan Fish Is A Former Bobcats Dancer & Dating Denny Hamlin [PHOTOS]

Know how we know NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin is dating out of his league? His girlfriend, Jordan Fish, used to shake it 40 or so times per season for NBA fans. It's extremely rare for NASCAR guys to dabble in the cheerleader/dancer market for a simple reason: the drivers used to be way too hilljack-y. Ms. Fish should obviously be congratulated on breaking down the barrier. JUMP!

May 30, 2012Features
Looks Like A MLS TV Intern Got Fired For This Insult, Nice Face Tat & Dick Tallent [Daily WTF]

Looks Like A MLS TV Intern Got Fired For This Insult, Nice Face Tat & Dick Tallent [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

May 30, 2012Other Sports
Ryan Braun’s Girlfriend Larisa Fraser Is Back & In New Lingerie! [23 PHOTOS]

Ryan Braun’s Girlfriend Larisa Fraser Is Back & In New Lingerie! [23 PHOTOS]

We continue to be amazed by Ryan Braun's girlfriend Larisa Fraser & the lack of knowledge fans have for the hottest girlfriend in baseball. She still only has 2,400 'Likes' on Facebook. Doesn't use Twitter. Doesn't have a personal website. It's as if she's trying to fly under the radar as a lingerie model. It boggles our minds. Now she's out with new pics from the BronPrix lingerie line. It's a UK company. Companies in the U.S. – what are you waiting for? JUMP!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
Multiple Spurs’ Fans Curb Stomping Thunder Fan During Game 2 [VIDEO]

Multiple Spurs’ Fans Curb Stomping Thunder Fan During Game 2 [VIDEO]

Oh, hell yes Spurs fans kicking the sh*t out of a Thunder fan is a great way for the Western Conference Finals become relevant in our eyes. That's exactly what happened last night during the 4th quarter. TNT cameras caught the action and so did some guy who was just trying to play some NBA 2K12. Fists flying. Multiple people stomping Thunder fan. A sucker punch. Classic playoffs ass kicking. JUMP!

May 30, 2012Football
Wes Welker & Anna Burns Wedding Registry: Yes, We Bought Them The Avocado Tool

Wes Welker & Anna Burns Wedding Registry: Yes, We Bought Them The Avocado Tool

'Tis the wedding season for guys in the NBA & NFL getting married to WAGs who instantly hit the motherlode, pending the signature of the prenup. Jimmer Fredette gets hitched Friday night and Wes Welker marries former Hooters bikini model Anna Burns in late June. Of course that means we go shopping for gifts. Today we perused the Welker wedding registry and snagged a sweet avocado tool for the happy couple. JUMP!

May 30, 2012Other Sports
N.C. Homeboy Stabs His Girlfriend With Kitchen Knife At T-Ball Game [Cuff ‘Em]

N.C. Homeboy Stabs His Girlfriend With Kitchen Knife At T-Ball Game [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A woman was stabbed several times in the neck Tuesday evening during a T-ball game at Meadow Elementary School outside of Benson, according to the Johnston County Sheriff's Office. The victim, whose name was not released, was taken to WakeMed. Her boyfriend, Kendall Basker, 23, was arrested at the scene, authorities said. The couple has three children together. She obviously didn't have a sammich ready when he got home from work. Lesson learned.

May 30, 2012Other Sports
This Old Coot Wants Some Nasty & ‘Luther’ Looks All Nasty’d Out [Morning Twitpic]

This Old Coot Wants Some Nasty & ‘Luther’ Looks All Nasty’d Out [Morning Twitpic]

By the way, when did they start serving those giant margarita yard cups at NBA games like they do in downtown Vegas? You let grandma slam a couple of those and she's gonna ride Tony Parker like a mechanical bull. In other NBA news, the Spurs take a 2-0 lead and have like 20 straight wins. Um, they shot 55% from the field. In MLB news, Reds 3B Todd Frazier saved a guy's life on Tuesday. Some dude nearly choked to death on a steak tip. Let's get rolling!

May 29, 2012Football
As Mentioned, Gronk & His Bros Went HAM Shirtless In Atlantic City

As Mentioned, Gronk & His Bros Went HAM Shirtless In Atlantic City

We warned you guys that Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster would be in A.C. this weekend for the College Mansion bikini bash. The shirtless Gronk bros didn't disappoint, according to those in attendance. White boy rapper Mike Stud was "in the house," too and seemed to get along swimmingly with everyone's favorite meathead. In fact, it seems that these two meatheads might actually collaborate on future meathead endeavors. Possible meathead tour? Possible. JUMP!

May 29, 2012Football
Iowa QB James Vandenberg Killed This Giant Bear [PHOTO]

Iowa QB James Vandenberg Killed This Giant Bear [PHOTO]

What has your college quarterback been up to during the offseason? Getting arrested for DUI or stealing a laptop? Slaying any bears? Iowa QB James Vandenberg has. See that black bear? It recently got in the way of an arrow. Sorry, animal lovers, Vandenberg doesn't seem to have any issue helping control the bear population in Alaska or wherever he went to bag this monster. (via ‏@HawkeyeNation)

May 29, 2012Football
You Can Buy Steve McNair’s McMansion In Tennessee For $1.995 Million! [PHOTOS]

You Can Buy Steve McNair’s McMansion In Tennessee For $1.995 Million! [PHOTOS]

Do you collect houses of famous dead athletes? Did you miss out on Babe Ruth's house, yet are still in the market for an insane dead athlete pad? Steve McNair's widow has just the place for you. She's only been trying to unload it since the former Titans QB 20-year-old mistress killed him & herself back in 2009. Purchased for $1.6 million in 2004, Steve's widow is just trying to practically break even on this one. JUMP!

May 29, 2012Football
YES, Lauren Tannehill & The Dolphins Will Be On Hard Knocks!!! Guns In The Air!

YES, Lauren Tannehill & The Dolphins Will Be On Hard Knocks!!! Guns In The Air!

BEST. HBO. NEWS. EVER. If there was ever a year to put the Miami Dolphins on Hard Knocks, 2012 makes perfect sense. New coach. New offense. New QB. Hottest new NFL WAG to come along since Gisele. That's right, in case you morons have been sleeping under a rock you already knew that Ryan Tannehill's wife, Lauren, doesn't mind modeling a bikini or shooting a gun. This will be must-see TV. JUMP!

May 29, 2012Other Sports
Did Cubs Bro Wearing Back-To-Back World War Champs Or Jordan Bro Have Better Play On This HR Ball?

Did Cubs Bro Wearing Back-To-Back World War Champs Or Jordan Bro Have Better Play On This HR Ball?

No need to sugarcoat it, the Cubs suck big nuts this year. 11 games out. Worst team in baseball. The only reason to even pay attention to the team is to watch drunken Cubs fan get drunk and of course watch a home run shot bounce off his hand and onto Waveland. For example, yesterday featured such a bro and his pack of bro buddies. Cubs bro showed up on Memorial Day wearing his special tank top. JUMP!

May 29, 2012Features
Memorial Day Sausage Fest Boat Party, Funny Mugshots & Hipster Beer [Daily WTF]

Memorial Day Sausage Fest Boat Party, Funny Mugshots & Hipster Beer [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com