2012 April - page 8
Apr 9, 2012Girls
Brooklyn Decker Bikini Bonanza On Vacation W/ Erin Andrews & Chrissy Teigen [PHOTOS]

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Bonanza On Vacation W/ Erin Andrews & Chrissy Teigen [PHOTOS]

We're calling it the 'Hoes Before Bros' vacation and it includes Brooklyn Decker, Chrissy Teigen and Erin Andrews. The three are in Australia catching some sun, fun and obviously talking bad about Kate Upton and Hollywood drama. As we've told you for like a year, Pageviews has been poking her way into being one of the 'Hoes' by hanging with Decker at a variety of events. This seems to be the ultimate 'Hoes' trip for EA. JUMP!

Apr 9, 2012
Baltimore Orioles Bro Middle Fingers Twins, Rest Of A.L. Over 3-0 Start [VIDEO]

Baltimore Orioles Bro Middle Fingers Twins, Rest Of A.L. Over 3-0 Start [VIDEO]

Here they are 3-0, tied for first place in the A.L. East, watching the Red Sox & Yankees implode and Orioles fan can't act like he's been there before. Wait, Baltimore went 3-0 last year and won 66 games thereafter? But, if there was a year to go middle fingers on the Twins, Sox, Yankees, etc. this is it from O's bro. You have the Yanks & Sox buried in last place and get the Evil Empire tonight with a chance to end their 2012 season. MIDDLE FINGERS, BITCHES! JUMP!

Apr 9, 2012Football
Jeremy Shockey Got Engaged, Possibly Married [PHOTOS]

Jeremy Shockey Got Engaged, Possibly Married [PHOTOS]

Here we were just trying to get a comment from Jeremy Shockey on the news that it looks like Warren Sapp is gone from the NFL Network and the guy possibly got married. What we do know is that the free agent tight end definitely got engaged because that young lady - Daniela Cortazar - is wearing a shiny new ring. What's in question is if there was some sort of shotgun wedding on Easter weekend. JUMP!

Apr 9, 2012Features
Ohio State/Yankees Junkie Pulls Drug Heist At Kroger Pharmacy [Cuff ‘Em]

Ohio State/Yankees Junkie Pulls Drug Heist At Kroger Pharmacy [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: According to investigators, the man targeted the Kroger pharmacy, located at 3417 N High St., at about 3 p.m., 10TV News reported. Investigators said that the man approached the pharmacy counter and implied that he had a weapon. The suspect then handed the employee a note demanding prescription drugs, 10TV News reported. Gotta say this is a new one. It's usually Ohio State or Yankees fan robbing the Kroger bank. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 9, 2012Golf
A Tradition Unlike Any Other…Picking Your Nose At The Masters [Morning Twitpic]

A Tradition Unlike Any Other…Picking Your Nose At The Masters [Morning Twitpic]

Our friends at Ride The Pine sent us this from the Masters nose picker digging one out during the final round. Listen, it doesn't matter what Peter Hanson is up to, a boog that has to come out, has to be dug out. As for Tiger Woods, it's a good thing the experts spent three days last week trying to figure out if Eldrick should be the favorite. Oops, he finished 40th. In baseball, how bad are times for Boston? This should answer that question. Let's get rolling!

Apr 7, 2012Other Sports
No Better Way To Celebrate Championship #8 Than With UK Cheerleaders In Bikinis

No Better Way To Celebrate Championship #8 Than With UK Cheerleaders In Bikinis

The Kentucky Wildcats won their 8th NCAA Basketball title a couple weeks, and I figured there was no better way...

Apr 7, 2012
Orioles Streaker Makes Cops Really Work For Arrest On Opening Day [VIDEO]

Orioles Streaker Makes Cops Really Work For Arrest On Opening Day [VIDEO]

Yes, there is big news from the Baltimore Orioles home opener besides the team bringing back the old logo and a 4-2 victory over Minnesota. WE HAVE A STREAKER! Just like that, out of the gate, some bro decides Easter weekend would be the best time to get arrested in Baltimore. Nope, not something we'd advise. Batman decides to be a dick and make the fuzz chase him around the outfield. No worries, bro, they're making $50/hr. JUMP!

Apr 7, 2012Features
Sports Yapper Sid Rosenberg Pukes On Himself During DUI [Cuff ‘Em]

Sports Yapper Sid Rosenberg Pukes On Himself During DUI [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: “I discovered him laying on the ground behind his vehicle in the fetal position with his fingers in his mouth,” recalled Officer Jon Cooke as he arrived on the scene early Thursday morning. “He appeared to be attempting to induce himself to vomit.” Indeed, Sid had puked on himself, and there was vomit inside his car, as well. But that wouldn’t be the only foul smell. “I noticed a strong odor of alcoholic beverage emanating from his breath.”

Apr 7, 2012Football
Ultimate Insult To Marcus Vick: He Makes It Into ‘Crime Times’ [Morning Twitpic]

Ultimate Insult To Marcus Vick: He Makes It Into ‘Crime Times’ [Morning Twitpic]

BC reader John G. sent this in last night: "We have a newspaper here in southwest Virginia that puts the pictures in the newspaper of people who have been arrested in the area called the Crime Times. I was looking through it this week and look at who I found. The one and only Marcus Vick." You might remember we addressed Vick's jail issues in early March. Good to see he's still making the programs after leaving the sports world. Let's get rolling!

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
Have A Great Personalized Baseball Jersey Photo? We Want To See It

Have A Great Personalized Baseball Jersey Photo? We Want To See It

Busted Coverage is putting together a personalized baseball jersey project where we track the best and worst from MLB fans. You have 160 games to snap photos of baseball jerseys. BC wants the great ones (exp: #69 jerseys) and the ones like #15 Tebow spotted today outside Camden Yards. Bonus points if a hot chick is wearing the jersey. Send in the pics & if they're worthy you'll get a post: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
Watch This Piece Of Sh*t Left Fielder Truck Guy On 2nd Base [VIDEO]

Watch This Piece Of Sh*t Left Fielder Truck Guy On 2nd Base [VIDEO]

Let's take a journey into the world of community college baseball and let's pretend, maybe the smartest guys don't play there. Case in point. Things get a little chippy in this clip, but ultimately nothing happens even after the benches clear. That is, except for the left fielder, who lays a vicious cheap shot on the unsuspecting guy minding his own business on second base. Way to go, brah! You showed him! JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
Body Paint Babes & Baseball At Marlins Clevelander Bar! [PHOTOS]

Body Paint Babes & Baseball At Marlins Clevelander Bar! [PHOTOS]

Yesterday, we asked for more photos of the body paint chicks at the Miami Marlins home opener on Wednesday night and guess what shows up this afternoon? That's right, close-ups of the body painting process. Everyone can relax, those are nipple stickers. As BC mentioned, $75 gets you into the Clevelander at Marlins Park where you can watch the game, get drunk and even go for a swim with the ladies. New bachelor party destination? Think so. JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
Rangers Announcer All F-ed Up Trying To Say Yu Darvish Trainer’s Name [VIDEO]

Rangers Announcer All F-ed Up Trying To Say Yu Darvish Trainer’s Name [VIDEO]

Opening Day in Texas! Big acquisition in the offseason was Yu Darvish and that means the Rangers also acquired a couple new Asian trainers to work on Yu's shoulders. For some strange reason the organization wanted to recognize these new hired guns and that's when hilarity ensues. Legendary P.A. announcer Chuck Morgan gets through one strange name but the second & third don't escape getting butchered. JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012Features
Pirates Rebuilding Since ’92, MLB Opening Day & 1st Place Mets [Daily WTF]

Pirates Rebuilding Since ’92, MLB Opening Day & 1st Place Mets [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
Jared Sullinger Wearing A Tight Dress [PHOTO]

Jared Sullinger Wearing A Tight Dress [PHOTO]

As an Ohio State fan, what can I possibly say about this? How can I condone a future Ohio State legend Jared Sullinger getting into a chick's dress? How can this possibly be explained to future children who will forever see this during Ohio State-Michigan games? How many years will Michigan fan use this against 'us?' How will this be used against 'us' in recruiting wars? Why, Sullinger? Why do this to your school and 'us?' This just ruined Good Friday. JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
Paulina Gretzky Puts Her Massive Sideboob On Display In L.A. [PHOTOS]

Paulina Gretzky Puts Her Massive Sideboob On Display In L.A. [PHOTOS]

Kudos to the TMZ camera guys for staking out some L.A. restaurant last night where they found Paulina Gretzky exiting and wearing this insane dress. Of course we all know that Paulina loves to dress provocatively, yet hadn't gotten to the sideboob stage. This is a game changer. It's just a matter of time before this chick is dating someone on the Clippers or Kings. Can't see her getting through the summer without a seven-figure star taking her to Cabo. JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012
KTLA Butchers Serious News Report With Baseball Rain Delay Rollercoaster [VIDEO]

KTLA Butchers Serious News Report With Baseball Rain Delay Rollercoaster [VIDEO]

WE KNOW MOST OF YOU NEVER WATCH THE VIDEOS ON BUSTED COVERAGE. I.T. DEPARTMENT ARE A BUNCH OF DICKS. BANDWIDTH CONCERNS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. VIDEOS TAKE TOO MUCH TIME! THEY'RE WORTHLESS. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. Anyway, this one takes 22 seconds and is one of the best 'serious' news f*ck ups you'll ever see. Trust me. JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012Football
The Bobby Petrino-Jessica Dorrell Engagement Photos Have Been Released

The Bobby Petrino-Jessica Dorrell Engagement Photos Have Been Released

So the big news last night was that Bobby Petrino admitted to his family, the university and YOU that he'd been carrying on an inappropriate relationship with an unnamed human. Vegas has the line at -10000 that the unnamed human is Jessica Dorrell, the 25-year-old blonde assumed a cushy job within the football program just five days before she was involved in a motorcycle crash with Petrino. Guess who was engaged? Yeah, Dorrell. Guess what we have? JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012
Here’s That Pirates Fan Sleeping On Opening Day [VIDEO]

Here’s That Pirates Fan Sleeping On Opening Day [VIDEO]

We've been laughing at this guy since we first heard that there was a Pirates fan - with great seats - sleeping during yesterday's opener. You've waited all winter for April 5 for the start of the baseball season in Pittsburgh. This is gonna be the year. Erase the past. Yeah, then your team goes out and gets two hits off Doc Halladay. Not a good look on Opening Day, especially since this one is going to go 'viral' as the kids say. JUMP!

Apr 6, 2012Features
Smokeshow Mets Fan On Long Island Could Be Serial Bank Robber! [Cuff ‘Em]

Smokeshow Mets Fan On Long Island Could Be Serial Bank Robber! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via CBS2: Police said the suspect sported a Mets baseball cap during one of the alleged incidents, but that isn’t her only distinguishing feature. The suspect was seen in a surveillance photo demanding the opening of cash drawers. Twice in the last week, a woman robbed a bank in Suffolk County. That hat isn't her only distinguishing feature? Hmm, go on, we're intrigued. Big boobs? Yeah, CBS2 can't name another distinguishing feature. Dicks.

Apr 6, 2012Other Sports
So That’s Frank McCourt’s Rebound Beef? Not Bad At All, Frankie [Morning Twitpic]

So That’s Frank McCourt’s Rebound Beef? Not Bad At All, Frankie [Morning Twitpic]

So, Magic you sure buying the Dodgers was the right move for you? Looking a little sleepy last night. Oh, and what's up with being forced to sit with that buffoon Frank McCourt and his rebound beef? What did we learn yesterday from baseball? Hitting will be an issue for a few clubs like: Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, Chicago & Miami. In NBA news, good to see a solid effort from Dwight Howard last night. Total dick. How can anyone root for this idiot? Let's get rolling!

Apr 5, 2012Football
Sad Reggie Bush: The Giant Ass Getting Drilled By Kanye West [PHOTOS]

Sad Reggie Bush: The Giant Ass Getting Drilled By Kanye West [PHOTOS]

It's on! Or something. We know you're fascinated with Kim Kardashian's dating life, so we've got the latest update for you. The giant ass has moved on from not-quite-yet-ex-husband Kris Humphries with rapper Kanye West. Former boyfriend Reggie Bush doesn't seem to think much of the pairing. We're sure Kanye will make up some idiotic lyrics dissing Bush in one of his next songs. He already did it to Humphries. JUMP!

Apr 5, 2012Other Sports
LeBron James Now Hiding Hairline Under Two Headbands [ANALYSIS]

LeBron James Now Hiding Hairline Under Two Headbands [ANALYSIS]

Miami Heat star LeBron James' hair is going south, which is exactly the opposite way you want it to go when you're 27. James hairline is receding faster than a Miami fast break. Rather than employing a traditional solution, like getting some implants or just shaving his head like everyone else in the NBA, James has decided to cover his receding hairline with two headbands. If it keeps going at this rate, James will need three by next season.JUMP!

Apr 5, 2012Football
Blonde Jessica Dorrell Was On Bobby Petrino’s Motorcycle During Wreck  [PHOTOS]

Blonde Jessica Dorrell Was On Bobby Petrino’s Motorcycle During Wreck [PHOTOS]

The Bobby Petrino motorcycle wreck story took a turn this afternoon when it was learned, via the police report, that the Arkansas head coach had Jessica Dorrell, a young lady who just got a job working with the football program, riding along. The original reports from Arkansas were that Bobby was alone. Dorrell is a 2008 Arkansas graduate and played on the volleyball team. Of course we're not inferring anything with this news. Just saying Bobby might want to explain. JUMP!

Apr 5, 2012Football
A.J. McCarron Updated His Ridiculous Chest Tattoo With BCS Crystal Ink

A.J. McCarron Updated His Ridiculous Chest Tattoo With BCS Crystal Ink

You know how A.J. McCarron went all thug with a chest tattoo of Jesus, doves & Bama Boy. Yeah, big story last summer. Yes, we totally understand that it's A.J.'s body & he can destroy it however he wishes, but adding a BCS crystal ball to this ridiculous tat? Are you serious? And more doves? Who is this guy, a white Prince? What's with the doves, bro? JUMP!

Apr 5, 2012Other Sports
Pirates Fan Can’t Even Get Through Opening Day Without Middle Fingering Philly [VIDEO]

Pirates Fan Can’t Even Get Through Opening Day Without Middle Fingering Philly [VIDEO]

So it appears that middle finger salutes from fans will quickly become a 'thing' in Major League Baseball this season. Last night we had Marlins homeboy saluting. Now comes Pirates fan flipping off Phl 17 during what should be a celebration of a new start, green grass & good will amongst fans. Anyway, did you see a fan middle fingering on TV? We want to see them this season. Send them in: mail@bustedcoverage.com (via @CrossingBroad)

Apr 5, 2012Football
Rick’s Strippers Tebowing In Those Illegal Reebok Tebow Jerseys! [PHOTOS]

Rick’s Strippers Tebowing In Those Illegal Reebok Tebow Jerseys! [PHOTOS]

Everyone can relax, Nike lawyers aren't stopping in at Rick's NYC to confiscate this Tim Tebow #15 Reebok jersey. You might remember how Nike filed a cease and desist (or whatever you want to call it) against Reebok. A judge yesterday ruled the ban will remain. Anyway, our good friend Lonnie Hanover hit another PR home run by locating one of the Reebok jerseys and getting the ladies of Rick's on a couch for a shoot. Tebow's gonna love this. JUMP!

Apr 5, 2012Features
Obama’s Package Is A Turnoff, Marlins Racing Seafood & Urine Trouble [Daily WTF]

Obama’s Package Is A Turnoff, Marlins Racing Seafood & Urine Trouble [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 5, 2012Other Sports
Clevelander Bar At Marlins Park Includes Body Painted Go-Go Dancers [PHOTOS]

Clevelander Bar At Marlins Park Includes Body Painted Go-Go Dancers [PHOTOS]

Maybe one of your Miami bros was texting you last night about his "AMAZING NIGHT" at the Marlins game and telling you all about the new ballpark. How his 100 level seats were "SO F-ING AMAZING" and that there isn't a bad seat in the house. Guess what that bro was missing out on? Body painted go-go dancers at The Clevelander, the center field trendy club that'll cost you $75 a ticket to enter. Here's what you get for that money. JUMP!

Apr 5, 2012Other Sports
Want To See How Desperate Major League Baseball Is On Opening Day?

Want To See How Desperate Major League Baseball Is On Opening Day?

Hey, look at us over here having our third Opening Day! Remember us? Baseball? America's Pastime? Nope, no Photoshop involved here. This is actually what was tweeted out by the fine folks @MLB. Sense any desperation? They're only kicking of 'Opening' Day on the same day as Tiger Woods tees off at The Masters and the NFL hears Saints bounty appeals. HELL YES, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED. Don't forget, $10 tickets to Mets games! (via @MLB)

Apr 5, 2012Football
Gregg Williams: “Decide How Many Times We Can Beat Frank Gore’s Head” [AUDIO]

Gregg Williams: “Decide How Many Times We Can Beat Frank Gore’s Head” [AUDIO]

Audio of Gregg Williams' defensive meeting before the Saints faced the 49ers in January has surfaced and paints a picture of what was important to Gregg on the football field. ACLs, the human head, injuries. To the opponent. That's what's in his head and what he was promoting according to audio that was uploaded to Twitter yesterday via the guys at www.theusof.com. It's shocking, disgusting and should end Williams' career as a professional football coach. JUMP!