Little late on this one only because most people don't really care about Greg Schiano or the house he's trying to sell in New Jersey since he'll be spending the next 3-5 years in Tampa. Is there a more uninteresting NFL hire like Schiano in the last 5 years besides Dick Jauron in Buffalo? Ok, Romeo Crennel needs to be in the same breath. Anyway, Schiano is selling his N.J. dump but let's all focus on Greg's couch collection. JUMP!
So we kinda got into it last night with Auburn nation over the Charles Barkley with greasy redneck Auburn bros during rodeo weekend photo. We thought Auburn fans/students were honored to be called greasy rednecks. Maybe coming from a Yankee it was an insult. Just reporting what we see. And the guys with Barkley look like their clothes could use a wash. Anyway, Chuck also took time out of his night for picture time with this lass. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
We could really care less about Fenway celebrating its 100th anniversary today with a game against the New York Yankees. First pitch today – 3:15 p.m. The place most likely would've been blown up in the late 1990s if it wasn't for the Tom Henry crew saving the team and the old yard. What we care about is the Red Sox tradition of hot chicks, who really don't know anything about baseball, becoming fans & wearing the team's colors. JUMP!
Ever go to a NYC strip club and ask the beautiful ladies where their homeland is on a globe? 7 out of 10 will be from Ukraine. Not kidding. Lots of 'novas in those clubs. Which brings us to the UEFA Euro 2012 taking place this summer in the former piece of the Soviet empire. Yes, we've checked. There will be cheerleaders at the Euro. And they'll all be hot. And if there is a country in Europe that knows cheerleaders it's the Ukraine. The place is crawling. JUMP!
Our old friend Alexis, the Florida Panthers ice dancer profiled in March, is back with what is about to help her rise from the 300 follower level on Twitter. 371 this morning to be exact. How is that possible, you morons? You'll follow idiots like Demi Moore, meanwhile @AlexisDAugusto is dropping Jets jersey underboob. Get your asses in gear and give Alexis a follow. (Guessing we'll get more underboob when that 1k mark is surpassed.) JUMP!
Hard-boiled eggs mixed with draft beer. No, it was Taco Bell and Pellegrino. Someone dropped a deuce bomb on the Miami Heat bench last night and suddenly everyone on the Internet acted like this has never happened before in sports history. Has to happen on a MLB bench at least 8-10 times per game. The best part of this is how Shaq breaks it down. Play-by-play. JUMP!
Via: It happened at around 11:20am at the Food Town in the 9500 block of South Kirkwood in southwest Harris County. Investigators say the suspect was wearing a Texans shirt when he walked in and handed the teller a note, claiming to have a gun. The teller handed over some cash and he fled. Perfect bank robbery costume in Houston. Blend right back in with the community. Much less attention getting than Flava Flav in an Astros hat.
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They're back on in Pittsburgh tonight for Game 5 of the Eastern Conference quarters. It is a Friday night so we expect some sort of crazy shit to go down with the Yinzers. Can't believe there hasn't been some Pens-Flyers fan ass kickings in this series. YouTube has been firing blanks. Nothing. Step up your game, drunks. You Pittsburgh hardos going to let Philly drop Brokeback Mountain movie posters on Sids & Malks? This cannot stand. Let's get rolling!
The big news out of today's White Sox-Orioles game this afternoon came during the 7th inning when a young kid decided he'd listen to his elders and run onto the U.S. Cellular (or whatever they're calling it) Field. Of course he was apprehended by the left fielder and child right's advocates will soon debate whether his parents should be jailed and/or banned from life at Cellular. What kind of dirtbag sends his kid onto a MLB field to possibly be tased? JUMP!
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This past weekend just happened to be Auburn rodeo weekend, the annual frat party put on by the Alpha Psi brothers. The event is known for (A.) Booze, (B.) Dirty jorts, (C.) Daisy dukes, (D.) Rednecks. Just happened that Charles Barkley was in town and at some bar where some greasy Auburn bros stopped the Round Mound of Rebound for a photo op. Typical celebrities would brush off the dirtbags and tell them to get a shower. Not Barkley. JUMP!
Mike Tyson's Las Vegas one-man show is now over and there are talks of bringing it to Broadway. Seriously. Who would have ever thought that people would spend $99 to hear about Tyson's story when it was filled with rape, beating his wife, drug abuse, hate, anger, etc.? Of course our asses would be first in line. Are you kidding? Give us front row. Just slamming drinks and listening to Tyson. Much better than blowing the $99 in some stupid club where you won't even get a reach around. JUMP!
Just when you think that Brett Favre's extended family has cleaned it up and gotten clean, the Gunslinger's nephew, Dylan, got back in the news today via a drug arrest. This guy was the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in Mississippi, ended up at Miss. St. and left the team in December before the Bulldogs played in the Music City Bowl. Next thing you know he's popped for weed possession. JUMP!
While you haven't seen much of her since the Daytona race, Danica Patrick is still hanging around the NASCAR circuit, spending most of her time racing in the Nationwide series. That changes in May when she races at Darlington and Charlotte. What has she been up to? There was an 8th place at the Texas Nationwide race. There have been appearances. Work for GoDaddy.com. And a sudden explosion in sexy Twitpics. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!