2012 April - page 6
Apr 14, 2012Football
About A Dozen People Showed Up To Miami’s Spring Game [PHOTOS]

About A Dozen People Showed Up To Miami’s Spring Game [PHOTOS]

Either Miami fans dressed up as seats for their spring game or absolutely no one showed up for the event. The Alabama Crimson Tide consistently have 92,000 people show up to their spring game and the Miami Hurricanes have this turnout. Miami fans are pretty much the exact opposite of Bama fans but then again, what the hell is there to do in Alabama? I guess all the Miami fans are on South Beach drinking mojitos. HT @TomahawkNation.   JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012Football
Indiana Forced To Move Spring Game Indoors Due To Tornadoes [PHOTOS]

Indiana Forced To Move Spring Game Indoors Due To Tornadoes [PHOTOS]

The Indiana Hoosier spring game was scheduled for today but the weather wasn't cooperating for the Hoosiers. A severe tornado watch forced the Indiana Hoosiers to move their scrimmage inside to their indoor practice facility. Weather has been a problem for spring games across the country for other programs. The Nebraska Cornhuskers were also forced to move indoors for their spring game. HT @zwilk7 JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012Other Sports
BUSTED! Mom Shoving That Finger Up Her Nose At Pacers-Cavs Game [VIDEO]

BUSTED! Mom Shoving That Finger Up Her Nose At Pacers-Cavs Game [VIDEO]

First of all, damn that's an ugly baby. Let's not kid ourselves here. Not all babies are little balls of cuteness. Go to a Walmart in Knoxville, Tennessee. Near the airport. Guarantee you'll see ugly babies in that joint. Just little freak shows puking and shitting on themselves. We were there for Georgia-Tennessee in the fall and couldn't believe the little bastards these people create. Mutants. Anyway, here is Pacers mom diggin' it out last night. JUMP!

Apr 14, 2012Features
ECU Streaker Banned From ECU For Life Arrested On ECU Campus [Cuff ‘Em]

ECU Streaker Banned From ECU For Life Arrested On ECU Campus [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A man who ran naked onto the field at an East Carolina University football game is facing new charges after being arrested at a campus parking lot. ECU police say 22-year-old John Sieglinger of Raleigh was arrested Friday and charged with injury to personal property, trespassing and obstructing an officer. Officers say they found Sieglinger in a parking lot after hearing the sound of a car window being broken. How exactly do you ban someone from a campus - for life?

Apr 14, 2012Other Sports
Paul O’Neill’s Hair To Be Used In Next Dustin Diamond Sex Tape [Morning Twitpic]

Paul O’Neill’s Hair To Be Used In Next Dustin Diamond Sex Tape [Morning Twitpic]

There are a couple of things we focus on while watching the opening of a Yankees broadcast on the YES Network. First, who the hell is doing the color commentary that day. Oh great, another Ken Singleton afternoon. Wake me when the guy hits 1.5 on the decibel meter. The other is, "Holy shit, O'Neill and that bird nest is back." It's full-on Dustin Diamond this year. Love it. In the NBA, if you're Phoenix do you really want to make the playoffs? F-that. Let's get rolling!

Apr 13, 2012Tennis
Hayden Panettiere Plays Tennis In Bikini With Jets’ Scotty McKnight [PHOTOS]

Hayden Panettiere Plays Tennis In Bikini With Jets’ Scotty McKnight [PHOTOS]

We've tried to get to the bottom of this. That is, why is actress Hayden Panettiere dating New York Jets receiver Scotty McKnight. The guy probably won't even make the team and his name is Scotty. No, not Scott. Scotty. As in beam me up. We think we've finally found the connection. More importantly, we've found pics of Panettiere in a bikini. She was in Hawaii with McKnight recently and decided to show off her body while playing some tennis. Here they are. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012Other Sports
Yes, Humans Are Really Eating The 8-Pound, $59 StrasBurger [PHOTOS]

Yes, Humans Are Really Eating The 8-Pound, $59 StrasBurger [PHOTOS]

Of course we Americans are big, fat pigs who'll consume giant food items because we're fascinated with challenges especially at baseball games. And here you thought Washington Nationals fans wouldn't order & eat the 8-pound, $56 StrasBurger. Blasphemy! Not only are they ordering it, they're documenting their exploits as if this is something to be proud of. You fat idiots deserve to die on the way home from blockage. Is that burger organic? Maybe we're in. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012Other Sports
Brett Favre Is New Southern Miss Baseball Road Trip Team Mom? [PHOTO]

Brett Favre Is New Southern Miss Baseball Road Trip Team Mom? [PHOTO]

The big news out of Southern Miss and Metairie, La. this week came from the school's baseball game against LSU where the ol' gunslinger showed up and decided to hang out in the dugout. LSU needed to get in a mid-week game so they invited Southern Miss to New Orleans to play at Zephyr Field. Good reason for a Brett Favre roadie. What else is he up to? Is it deer season? How did Brett got to the game? Guess. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
2012 Baltimore Ravens Bikini Calendar Shoot Highlighted By Acrobatics [PHOTOS]

2012 Baltimore Ravens Bikini Calendar Shoot Highlighted By Acrobatics [PHOTOS]

Blah, blah, blah. The Baltimore Ravens cheerleaders were in the Bahamas recently to shoot a bikini calendar. We've posted dozens of these 'stories' over the years and they all start to run together. Chick...in bikini...beach...sun...fake tans...blah...blah...blah. But the big news out of this 2012 shoot is that the ladies brought the male cheerleaders with them and turned in this acrobatic shot that is decent. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012Features
TSN Fired An Intern Last Night (It’s Martin), Pregnancy Fail & Sign Fails [Daily WTF]

TSN Fired An Intern Last Night (It’s Martin), Pregnancy Fail & Sign Fails [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 13, 2012Girls
Cheerleaders Of The Big 12: Oklahoma State Dancer Mia [PHOTOS]

Cheerleaders Of The Big 12: Oklahoma State Dancer Mia [PHOTOS]

Remember those Oklahoma State dancers/cheerleaders in bikinis on the ski slopes that tore apart the Internet a couple months ago? Yeah, well we hired the guy responsible for discovering those photos and Asher is back with more classics from OSU dancer Mia. Yes, she has some Asian blood in her. Yes, there are also beach bikini shots to peruse. Who knew the craziest cheerleaders outside of Eugene would be in Stillwater. Guns up! JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012Football
Eddie George Is Just Begging BC To Drop $1.1M On This Dump [PHOTOS]

Eddie George Is Just Begging BC To Drop $1.1M On This Dump [PHOTOS]

Only way we're buying Eddie George's $1.1 million Brentwood, TN mansion is if he throws in the furnishings and the Brutus the Buckeye Fathead in the OSU guest room. Otherwise, no deal. Let's be honest, if this house was in Columbus there'd be a mile long line of doctors, lawyers, veterinarians and car dealership owners lusting after this 8,500 sq. ft. palace. Is that a DJ booth in the game room? Sure looks like it. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012Features
Drunk Coyotes Chick ‘Connie’ Missed Phoenix Beat Chicago In OT [VIDEO]

Drunk Coyotes Chick ‘Connie’ Missed Phoenix Beat Chicago In OT [VIDEO]

Three items stand out in this video from last night's Coyotes-Blackhawks NHL playoffs first-round game in Phoenix. (1.) St. Louis Blues fan is uber excited to be at a game featuring Phoenix & Chicago. (2.) Is Coyotes fan planning to take all five beer cups home with him? Having a hard time locating red Solo cups in the PHX, brah? (3.) Just look at the eyes on (we're calling her) Connie as she soldiers through OT. All kinds of f*cked up? JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012
Gronk: “I’d Eff Tim Tebow To Take His Virginity” [VIDEO]

Gronk: “I’d Eff Tim Tebow To Take His Virginity” [VIDEO]

As we told you last night, Rob Gronkowski was on the University of Rhode Island campus (last night) for "A Night With Rob Gronkowski." Students were charged $7 to ask questions, take part in a hot wing sauce eating competition and hear the Jizz Blaster handle an F*ck, Marry, Kill featuring Tim Tebow, Rex Ryan & Betty White. Of course hilarity ensues as Jizz Blaster gives students what they came for. Of course he'd f*ck Tebow just to take his virginity. JUMP!

Apr 13, 2012Features
No Wonder The Asians Are Always Flush With Cash At Casinos [Cuff ‘Em]

No Wonder The Asians Are Always Flush With Cash At Casinos [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Japanese man is accused of charging $27,000 to fraudulent credit cards at Ameristar Casino in St. Charles. He charged $67,000 in total to the cards in St. Louis area casinos from May 31 through April 3. Saito told the Highway Patrolman that an unknown Chinese man at Kansas City International Airport gave him two credit cards with his name on them, the report states. He said he recently was given four new credit cards. Had to get all greedy, didn't you Saito.

Apr 13, 2012Other Sports
WTF? Bruins David Krejci Takes Pane Of Glass To The Head [Morning Twitpic]

WTF? Bruins David Krejci Takes Pane Of Glass To The Head [Morning Twitpic]

How excited was Bruins fan after the team pulled out a 1-0 victory in OT against the Caps? So excited they banged on a pane of glass until it crashed down on center David Krejci. Not a joke. Straight to the melon. Our friends at Bob's Blitz has the video if you want to watch. In NFL news, Peyton Manning made some personal phone calls this week – to the Indy media. Why? To thank them for their work over the years. Ahh, shucks. Gonna cry. Let's get rolling!

Apr 12, 2012Football
“A Night With The Rob Gronkowski” On URI Campus Happened Tonight [PHOTOS]

“A Night With The Rob Gronkowski” On URI Campus Happened Tonight [PHOTOS]

We mentioned in late March that students at the University of Rhode Island would get a chance to enjoy a "Night With Rob Gronkowski" for ONLY $7. That night was tonight. Like 2 hours ago. The big question for us was what would you get for $7. That's at least seven beers on dollar beer night, if our math is correct. From the look of things on Twitter, Gronk held a Q&A session and let chicks touch him. Solid night for the Jizz Blaster. JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Other Sports
The Bigger Craze: 99 Problems & Aint 1 Shirts Or 69 Jerseys? [PHOTOS]

The Bigger Craze: 99 Problems & Aint 1 Shirts Or 69 Jerseys? [PHOTOS]

Well, that got old real quick. What was for a brief moment the cool thing to do with a pair of customized jerseys is now apparently what everyone is doing. The 99 problems and ain't 1 his and her customized jerseys were first spotted in Orlando, but they were seen this week at a Washington Nationals game. Soon, they'll be in a ballpark, arena or stadium near you. Can you wait? We certainly can't! JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Other Sports
The NBA’s Reigning Horniest Mascot Award Goes To Cavs’ Moondog [28 PHOTOS]

The NBA’s Reigning Horniest Mascot Award Goes To Cavs’ Moondog [28 PHOTOS]

Maybe you heard the news about the Cleveland Cavaliers mascot, Moondog, suffering an eye injury last night while horsing around with the Indiana Pacers David West. This was just the kind of news that jostled our brain and reminded us that the team used to have the horniest mascot in the NBA. A quick check of Moondog's Flickr page showed us that nothing has changed. The (we're 99.9% certain it's a guy) mascot is still grinding on the ladies. JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Other Sports
We’re Calling Today’s #RangersRack The TatRack

We’re Calling Today’s #RangersRack The TatRack

You guys act like out of 80 some Rangers games you're going to get an insane #RangersRack on a daily basis. Isn't going to happen, assholes. There are days when we have to go with TatRack. She's not pregnant, just a professional beer slammer. Just look at that one button begging to be unleashed. Thing just blasts off and takes out Jim Knox's eyeball. Time for some of you to step up for this #RangersRack project. Mail 'em in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 12, 2012Football
Jabar Gaffney’s Wedding Anniversary Isn’t Going Too Well Thanks To His “B*thch”

Jabar Gaffney’s Wedding Anniversary Isn’t Going Too Well Thanks To His “B*thch”

Ahh, the offseason, when you wake up on your anniversary and can't find your soon-to-be ex-wife. That's the life Redskins WR Jabar Gaffney is living in right now and he's unleashing the anger on Twitter this afternoon. He's using multiple references to his wife being a bitch. It seems he's also beefing with his cousin Lito Sheppard. Yeah, they're first cousins. The bad news here for Jabar is that the bitch will soon be getting everything. Sorry, brah. JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Football
Alison Melder & Bobby Petrino Exchanged 200+ Texts [PHOTOS]

Alison Melder & Bobby Petrino Exchanged 200+ Texts [PHOTOS]

Another hour, another hit to Bobby Petrino. The sleuths combing through his phone & texts records have noticed Bobby spent lots of quality time trading texts with Alison Melder, an implanted Arkansas-Little Rock political science graduate who works for the state's Republican party. She's also a former Little Rock glamour model for some site called LRGirls.com. We went back to Alison's 2008-2009 catalog and think you'll appreciate our investigation. JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Football
Bobby Petrino’s Arkansas House Is For Sale & It’s Spectacular; $2.5M [PHOTOS]

Bobby Petrino’s Arkansas House Is For Sale & It’s Spectacular; $2.5M [PHOTOS]

And the hits keep coming for Bobby Petrino. His phone records are in the public domain and now we learn from Friends of the Program that the Petrino house in Fayetteville is for sale. Let's just say this isn't the house you sell because you plan on buying bigger. It's your forever house. The kind of house an SEC coach purchases with no intentions of leaving for a long, long time. The bad news is that Bobby won't be needing it. Take a tour! JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Features
Pull to Operate, Fu King Chinese Restaurant & Butcher Funeral Home [Daily WTF]

Pull to Operate, Fu King Chinese Restaurant & Butcher Funeral Home [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 12, 2012Football
The End Of The Lingerie Football League In U.S.? At Least For 2012

The End Of The Lingerie Football League In U.S.? At Least For 2012

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just when things seemed to be going great for the Lingerie Football League (like last fall with Sean Salisbury doing color commentary), news drops that the fledgling operation will shutter its U.S. operation until April 2013. Oh, of course, the LFL will still have a four-team league in Canada and games in Australia. The U.S., however, will be left lingerie-less. This is like the biggest slap in the face to the U.S. - ever. We invented the game, dammit! JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012
Good Ol’ Boys Whippin’ That Ass At The Carolina Speedway [VIDEO]

Good Ol’ Boys Whippin’ That Ass At The Carolina Speedway [VIDEO]

We love fan fights. Sorry, you sports purist bastards, just how we've been rollin' since 2007. Baseball fan fights are cool. Same with hockey and football fan fights. But there's something about fights at race tracks that gives us a YouTube boner. Maybe it's because there are no ushers in yellow coats to break up the fisticuffs. Maybe it's because tracks like the Carolina Speedway don't have security to stop the drunks. This...is what excites us on a daily basis. JUMP!

Apr 12, 2012Features
Roll Tide, Bitches! Alleged Copper Thief Wearing Bama Shirt During Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Roll Tide, Bitches! Alleged Copper Thief Wearing Bama Shirt During Arrest [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Athens police arrested a man in connection with theft of copper from a home under construction. In a media release, police said Kenneth Dewayne Emerson was arrested Monday afternoon and charged with burglary. Officers were called to a construction site on Maree Drive Sunday after a witness saw a man taking copper from a home under construction. Now you know the identity of Jerry Glanville's doppelganger. Roll Mother*&*!in' Tide!

Apr 12, 2012Other Sports
Chuck Pounding Brews At Yesterday’s Cubs Game With His Bride Peggy [Morning Twitpic]

Chuck Pounding Brews At Yesterday’s Cubs Game With His Bride Peggy [Morning Twitpic]

You know how we know the Cubs are off to a rough, 1-5 start this season? Chuck is able to spring for front row tickets. It's that simple. Chuck runs the Windy City now. The days of assholes in suits hitting a 2:15 first pitch at Wrigley seem to be over. In other MLB news, Boston is 1-5 and there are rumblings of this team being a giant disaster. The scribes are asking players how they'll be received when the Sox open at Fenway on Friday. With jeers, of course. Let's get rolling!

Apr 11, 2012Other Sports
Melinda Sent Us Some Special #RangersRack Photos To Peruse

Melinda Sent Us Some Special #RangersRack Photos To Peruse

This #RangersRack project could be one of the greatest ideas in Busted Coverage history besides sending Kevin The Intern to the AVN porn convention for his Purdue graduation gift. Should have seen that guy's face. Priceless. Anyway, our old friend @Model_Barefoot is a Rangers fan and wanted to show off some mirror pics she snapped off this evening. Name another site doing sh*t like this in April. 162 games & we're busting out these pics 5 games in. JUMP!

Apr 11, 2012Other Sports
Baltimore Orioles Infielder Robert Andino Is Getting More Depressed By The Year

Baltimore Orioles Infielder Robert Andino Is Getting More Depressed By The Year

Baltimore Orioles infielder Robert Andino isn't a happy guy. Apparently, playing for one of the league's worst franchises is taking its toll on the guy. Just look at the "Through the years" photo here. Andino used to be a happy, healthy go-getter. Now he's just another used up, beaten down unhappy member of a terrible baseball team. Take a look at the progression. It's quite startling.

Apr 11, 2012Football
Jenny McCarthy Wears F-Me Pumps To Dinner With Brian Urlacher; Do You Blame Her?

Jenny McCarthy Wears F-Me Pumps To Dinner With Brian Urlacher; Do You Blame Her?

Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher is maybe, probably, pretty likely dating former Playboy Playmate of the Year Jenny McCarthy. Obviously Urlacher has a thing for women we've all seen naked. He also briefly dated socialite Paris Hilton several years ago. Urlacher and McCarthy were spotted trying to sneak out of a steak joint in Beverly Hills last night. They were not successful. JUMP!