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  • Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff 'Em]

    Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff 'Em]

    Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!

  • Is The Bikini Hockey League For Real & Wes Welker Isn’t Beefing With Gisele [Daily Dump]
  • Purple Jesus & Donovan McNabb Seemed To Enjoy Spring Break [Morning Twitpic]

    Purple Jesus & Donovan McNabb Seemed To Enjoy Spring Break [Morning Twitpic]

    Donovan McNabb played in only six games for the Minnesota Vikings but gets invited to all the cool parties this offseason. Here he is with Purple Jesus back in March in the Bahamas for a Vikings teammate's wedding. Crushed that? -350 on the crush line. In MLB news, 80 fans tried to throw harder than Jamie Moyer to get free tickets to a Fort Myers Miracle game. All they had to do was throw a 78 mph pitch. BOOM, free tickets. Nope, nobody could. Let's get rolling!

  • Boooo! Arianny Celeste Is A Miami Heat Fan [PHOTOS]

    Boooo! Arianny Celeste Is A Miami Heat Fan [PHOTOS]

    Here's what is hard to figure out with hot chicks. Why don't they call each other out for jumping on NBA bandwagons? Guys would give each other sh*t for years if one of your buddies rooted for the Nets and suddenly became a Mavs fan during the NBA Finals. But hot chicks don't operate in this fashion. It's as if they don't care about loyalty. And it's just understood. Chick code. For example, we now learn that Arianny Celeste has climbed on the Lebron bandwagon. JUMP!

  • Hannah Simone’s Place & Behati Prinsloo’s Nice Booty [Afternoon Dump]
  • 2012 Champions League Semifinal Wag War: Real Madrid Vs FC Bayern Munich [PHOTOS]

    2012 Champions League Semifinal Wag War: Real Madrid Vs FC Bayern Munich [PHOTOS]

    While Chelsea is officially into the 2012 UEFA Champions League finals, there's still business to settle between Real Madrid & FC Bayern Munich. Bayern holds a 2-1 lead in the first leg of the semifinals match (Wedneday, April 25, 2:45 p.m. ET | Fox Soccer Channel). Cristiano Ronaldo says his team will overcome the one-goal lead. "It's a big game [on Wednesday] and we're going to win it because we're playing in front of our fans," he told reporters. JUMP!

  • Florida Bar Sign: Tebow Will Be Boinking Kardashian In No Time [PHOTO]

    Florida Bar Sign: Tebow Will Be Boinking Kardashian In No Time [PHOTO]

    Legend has it that Harry's Banana Farm in Lake Worth, Florida got its name after a kid's ball club wouldn't take money from a bar. So Harry's Open Door was changed to it's current incarnation. Once named one of America's sleaziest bars by Penthouse, as of a few years ago customers were able to get a 60-ounce draft for $6. The place opens for boozers at 7 a.m. and serves your normal bar food. Harry's is also known for its catchy billboards. JUMP!

  • Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Mavericks’ Meghan Went To Arkansas! [PHOTOS]

    Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Mavericks’ Meghan Went To Arkansas! [PHOTOS]

    What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!

  • Dong-To-Mouth Spanish Newspaper Front Page Is Instant Classic

    Dong-To-Mouth Spanish Newspaper Front Page Is Instant Classic

    Everyone gets all crazy over inadvertent porn these days. Guilty as charged. Usually this sh*t is isolated to a few blogs and is forgotten two hours later. But when that inadvertent porn is on your Spanish sports newspaper, it creates headlines around the world. You see that cover (left)? Look closely. What do you see over Messi's right shoulder? One of the best ever, right? It goes straight into the hall of fame. JUMP!

  • St. Louis Blues Extreme Stretching Exercises & Jordan’s Ripped Jeans [Daily WTF]

    St. Louis Blues Extreme Stretching Exercises & Jordan’s Ripped Jeans [Daily WTF]

    Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

  • Kevin Youkilis Impregnates & Marries Tom Brady’s Sister; Batting .174

    Kevin Youkilis Impregnates & Marries Tom Brady’s Sister; Batting .174

    Big news out of Boston this afternoon concerning what is possibly bothering Kevin Youkilis this season. The guy is off to a smoking hot 8-for-46 start (.174) with only two doubles. Bobby Valentine called out the guy and the next thing you know all hell is breaking loose. Now comes news that Youk and Tom Brady's sister, Julie, got married in a very small wedding last week. Why get married during the season? Julie Brady is pregnant! JUMP!

  • Royals Fan Reading Book During 8th & 9th Innings At Last Night’s Game [PHOTOS]

    Royals Fan Reading Book During 8th & 9th Innings At Last Night’s Game [PHOTOS]

    There's a building buzz on the Internet this morning over the Royals fan sitting behind home plate during last night's game against Toronto. We checked the DVR and Novel Guy didn't bust out the book until the 8th and 9th innings when the Royals were trying to notch their fourth win of the season. It was 4-1 and most people were on pins and needles. Not Novel Guy. He got caught up on this reading and soldiered through until the final out. JUMP!

  • Molly Sullivan Is Your New 76ers Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

    Molly Sullivan Is Your New 76ers Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

    Our old friend Molly Sullivan has finally landed a big time East Coast job where sideline reporters become noticed instead of languishing in Las Vegas. We happened to be in the same Playboy fantasy football league with Molly last season with plenty of other C-listers. Little did we know that Meridith Marakovits would get called up to the YES Network & the 76ers would have a sideline opening. One thing leads to another and Molly gets the CSN job. Philly is on notice. JUMP!

  • Jim Knox Has Seen Fat Babies & Little Pudge Might Be Fattest Of Them All [VIDEO]

    Jim Knox Has Seen Fat Babies & Little Pudge Might Be Fattest Of Them All [VIDEO]

    Of course we were absolutely stoked last night during the 8th inning when Rangers sideline reporter Jim Knox picked his fan of the game. In true Knox fashion, a little Latino boy was picked because it was Pudge Rodriguez Retirement Night at The Ballpark. But this wasn't just any baby. Knoxy picked out the fattest little kid he could find. Then he made sure to put on a gun show by curling the little fatty. Such a classic Knox moment. JUMP!

  • What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff 'Em]

    What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff 'Em]

    Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don't understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who'll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who'll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain't getting the job done, America. JUMP!

  • Canseco Sexting With Buzzfeed Writer & Terrence Jones Delivers [Daily Dump]