2012 April - page 3
Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
Dong-To-Mouth Spanish Newspaper Front Page Is Instant Classic

Dong-To-Mouth Spanish Newspaper Front Page Is Instant Classic

Everyone gets all crazy over inadvertent porn these days. Guilty as charged. Usually this sh*t is isolated to a few blogs and is forgotten two hours later. But when that inadvertent porn is on your Spanish sports newspaper, it creates headlines around the world. You see that cover (left)? Look closely. What do you see over Messi's right shoulder? One of the best ever, right? It goes straight into the hall of fame. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Features
St. Louis Blues Extreme Stretching Exercises & Jordan’s Ripped Jeans [Daily WTF]

St. Louis Blues Extreme Stretching Exercises & Jordan’s Ripped Jeans [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
Kevin Youkilis Impregnates & Marries Tom Brady’s Sister; Batting .174

Kevin Youkilis Impregnates & Marries Tom Brady’s Sister; Batting .174

Big news out of Boston this afternoon concerning what is possibly bothering Kevin Youkilis this season. The guy is off to a smoking hot 8-for-46 start (.174) with only two doubles. Bobby Valentine called out the guy and the next thing you know all hell is breaking loose. Now comes news that Youk and Tom Brady's sister, Julie, got married in a very small wedding last week. Why get married during the season? Julie Brady is pregnant! JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
Royals Fan Reading Book During 8th & 9th Innings At Last Night’s Game [PHOTOS]

Royals Fan Reading Book During 8th & 9th Innings At Last Night’s Game [PHOTOS]

There's a building buzz on the Internet this morning over the Royals fan sitting behind home plate during last night's game against Toronto. We checked the DVR and Novel Guy didn't bust out the book until the 8th and 9th innings when the Royals were trying to notch their fourth win of the season. It was 4-1 and most people were on pins and needles. Not Novel Guy. He got caught up on this reading and soldiered through until the final out. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Sportscasters
Molly Sullivan Is Your New 76ers Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

Molly Sullivan Is Your New 76ers Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

Our old friend Molly Sullivan has finally landed a big time East Coast job where sideline reporters become noticed instead of languishing in Las Vegas. We happened to be in the same Playboy fantasy football league with Molly last season with plenty of other C-listers. Little did we know that Meridith Marakovits would get called up to the YES Network & the 76ers would have a sideline opening. One thing leads to another and Molly gets the CSN job. Philly is on notice. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012
Jim Knox Has Seen Fat Babies & Little Pudge Might Be Fattest Of Them All [VIDEO]

Jim Knox Has Seen Fat Babies & Little Pudge Might Be Fattest Of Them All [VIDEO]

Of course we were absolutely stoked last night during the 8th inning when Rangers sideline reporter Jim Knox picked his fan of the game. In true Knox fashion, a little Latino boy was picked because it was Pudge Rodriguez Retirement Night at The Ballpark. But this wasn't just any baby. Knoxy picked out the fattest little kid he could find. Then he made sure to put on a gun show by curling the little fatty. Such a classic Knox moment. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff ‘Em]

What, This PA Baseball Coach Pulling A Gun On A Parent Is A Big Deal? [Cuff ‘Em]

Obviously stupid ass parents in Pennsylvania don't understand that Babe Ruth league baseball is important to John Zahradnik. Do you want your son coached by a guy who'll just let umpires get away with shitty calls that cost your team a game? Or do you want a guy like John Z.? A guy who'll allegedly try to run over an umpire? You want to go to war with guys like John Z. Kicking dirt on home just ain't getting the job done, America. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
ESPN Has Turned SportsCenter Into CBS Nightly News Circa 1972 [Morning Twitpic]

ESPN Has Turned SportsCenter Into CBS Nightly News Circa 1972 [Morning Twitpic]

What the f*ck is going on with the sports world? Are we running out of filler for the 24-hour news cycle? Dropping espionage and _____-gate makes us feel like a Walter Cronkite hologram will show up after a commercial & kick Neil Everett's ass. Jesus! Can't we get a fake Steve Phillips press conference about Albert Pujols being homerless? In NHL news, the Rangers force a Game 7 while Gary Bettman battles the shits over the Blackhawks being eliminated. Let's get rolling!

Apr 23, 2012Football
Deion Sanders Live Tweets Domestic Assault; Owns These Great Chairs

Deion Sanders Live Tweets Domestic Assault; Owns These Great Chairs

Nope, Deion's kids aren't doing their homework. They're filling out police reports for a domestic violence incident that took place earlier today between Prime Time and his soon-to-be ex-wife Pilar. Blah, blah, blah. Yes, we take domestic violence seriously, but can't we at least use this post to ask you guys who makes those sweet chairs? Is it too much to ask? Cup holders built into the chair? Gotta be kidding me. Those are sweet. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Other Sports
Brian Wilson, Pete Carroll & Tim Lincecum Have Excellent Seats At Mets-Giants Game

Brian Wilson, Pete Carroll & Tim Lincecum Have Excellent Seats At Mets-Giants Game

Fathers, look at yourself in the mirror and figure out why your kids are tools to the point where they'll clone up like Brian Wilson and Tim Lincecum for a game in New York against the Mets (2-1 as I type). The little kid going with the Lincecum hair is cool because the former Cy Young is on the mound. And he's a kid. Doesn't know any better. It's cute. As for Brian Wilson beard, time to pack away the fake fur for at least 18 months. Stop being stupid, dorkwad.

Apr 23, 2012Other Sports
Nick Johnson Projected To Go 0-For-233 In 2012 After 0-For-23 Start!

Nick Johnson Projected To Go 0-For-233 In 2012 After 0-For-23 Start!

Still holding Nick Johnson in your A.L. fantasy league? We have bad news for you fantasy dorks. According to ESPN's MLB projectors, the Orioles DH, who is off to a hot 0-for-23 start, will go an entire year without getting a hit. Of course it's crazy, but then again Johnson is well into April without slapping one through the infield. Who has the worst batting average in MLB history (minimum of one hit)? A pitcher. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Football
15 Cheerleading Tryout Disasters That Should Never Be Repeated

15 Cheerleading Tryout Disasters That Should Never Be Repeated

A couple years ago we had a post on 8 cheerleading tryout disasters that should never be repeated. The bad part is that women didn't listen to our advice and now BC is up to 15 cheerleading tryout disasters. It's your money, ladies. Don't blame us when you drop $100 on a tryout and waste a Saturday afternoon only to be rejected because you're giant ass can't move or you're pregnant. Nothing is more challenging at a tryout than a fetus in your belly. Just sayin'. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Girls
Is Sara Jean Underwood Getting Fat Or Is It Just Me? [PHOTOS]

Is Sara Jean Underwood Getting Fat Or Is It Just Me? [PHOTOS]

Yes, you'll be seeing this gallery today from all sorts of sites promoting Sara Jean Underwood's appearance yesterday at the Encore Vegas Beach Club. Blah, blah, blah. Yes, women like Ms. Underwood are usually running from us at Encore. Yes, our bankroll isn't even close to being large enough to play swim-up blackjack at this joint. Great pool, though. Anyway, is it us or is Sara Jean Underwood putting on a few. That stomach getting a little doughy? JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Other Sports
The Best NASCAR Limo Ever & The Old Ron Artest Is Back! [Daily WTF]

The Best NASCAR Limo Ever & The Old Ron Artest Is Back! [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 23, 2012Other Sports
Buy Seattle’s Kingdome Visitor’s Dugout  – Only $7,500! Home Dugout – $12K!

Buy Seattle’s Kingdome Visitor’s Dugout – Only $7,500! Home Dugout – $12K!

Does your beer league need a new dugout that looks like a shipping container with benches and a bat rack? Are you nostalgic towards baseball at Seattle's Kingdome? Specifically towards the opposing teams? We have a deal for you today. You can get on eBay right now and spend $7,500 for the entire visitor's dugout from the Kingdome. Seriously, all of it. Yep, you even get those mall benches. You're officially on your way towards building a MLB franchise. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Other Sports
Drunken Rangers Fan With MLB Sideline Reporter Videobomb Of 2012  [VIDEO]

Drunken Rangers Fan With MLB Sideline Reporter Videobomb Of 2012 [VIDEO]

Poor Shannon Hogan. She was trying to get through another cold April afternoon while working the stands at another Tigers baseball game and then this happens. The Missouri grad does her best to give people perspective from the stands. But, drunken Rangers fan has to invade her space and treat this sideline reporter like her name is Jim Knox. Rock on, Rangers fan. Give us some tongue. NOW. MORE! TONGUE! JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Football
Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster Invade Miami To Drop Bachelorette Party Panties [PHOTOS]

Gronk & Team Jizz Blaster Invade Miami To Drop Bachelorette Party Panties [PHOTOS]

Ho-hum. Dammit, how cool would it be to go back to your 22-24-year-old days and live life like Gronk and Team Jizz Blaster? From one city to the next. Tampa to Aruba, to Spring Break, to Boston, to the Playboy Mansion, back to Boston and then to Miami. That's in like 5 1/2 weeks. Seriously, if ESPN was to ever get in the 'reality' business, the time is now. Team Jizz Blaster on ESPN2 just going from city to city making bachelorette parties that much better. JUMP!

Apr 23, 2012Features
Marshall Footballer Caught In Foot Chase With Police Should Lose Scholarship [Cuff ‘Em]

Marshall Footballer Caught In Foot Chase With Police Should Lose Scholarship [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Senior running back Martin Ward, sophomore DB Phillip Warren, freshman CB Corie Wilson and freshman linebacker Stefone Grace were all arrested. So far, their exact charges are still under wraps. The complaints say the incidents happened outside a 13 hundred block, 4th Avenue bar around 3 in the morning Charges include battery against a police officer, with one young man fleeing on foot then getting caught. Draft scouts taking notice.

Apr 23, 2012Other Sports
Look At That Flyers Ice Girl Photobombing The Sids Golf Sign [Morning Twitpic]

Look At That Flyers Ice Girl Photobombing The Sids Golf Sign [Morning Twitpic]

So the NHL has to be freaking out over what's happening in the playoffs, right? The Sedin Sisters are out. Sids & Malks are history. The Rangers are on the brink with a 3-2 hole. Boston heads to a Game 7. Detroit is gone. Chicago trails 3-2. At this point, for the sake of business, we need the Flyers to win the Cup. In MLB news, at what point do the Red Sox fire Bobby V.? The team is 4-10 and only a rainout can stop the5-game losing streak. Let's get rolling!

Apr 22, 2012Other Sports
Metta World Peace Elbowed James Harden In The Face [VIDEO]

Metta World Peace Elbowed James Harden In The Face [VIDEO]

The Los Angeles Lakers took on the Oklahoma City Thunder today where some 'extracurricular' activity happened during the game. Metta World Peace, formerly known as Ron Artest, elbowed James Harden in the face in completely violent fashion. Of course, Metta World Peace pretended like nothing happened while Harden layed on the ground in obvious pain. I'm sure David Stern is going to take a look at this play and possible hand out some punishments. JUMP!

Apr 22, 2012Other Sports
Jose Canseco Is Taking To Twitter To Find The Right Girl [PHOTOS]

Jose Canseco Is Taking To Twitter To Find The Right Girl [PHOTOS]

We are all familiar with the insane and most of the time indecipherable Twitter feed of @JoseCanseco. Things got even more weird when Canseco took to Twitter to try and find some girls to date. The responses to Canseco's tweet are absolutely hilarious. It's mostly girls responding with "BLOCKED" or "You're Crazy". I highly suggest you follow this feed for the humor and the education of what steroids can do to a person. JUMP!

Apr 22, 2012NFL
The DJ Steve Porter 2012 NFL Draft Mix Is Out [VIDEO]

The DJ Steve Porter 2012 NFL Draft Mix Is Out [VIDEO]

DJ Steve Porter has made some great mixes for ESPN (like the Randy Moss' "One Clap" video) and this one is no different. DJ Steve Porter just came out with one for the 2012 NFL Draft and it did not disappoint. The draft this year starts this Thursday and it looks like the first pick is already locked up with the Indianapolis Colts picking Andrew Luck to replace Peyton Manning.   JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012Football
Mississippi State Didn’t Even Give Their Team The Whole Field For Their Spring Game [PHOTOS]

Mississippi State Didn’t Even Give Their Team The Whole Field For Their Spring Game [PHOTOS]

The Mississippi State Bulldogs will only play on 60 yards of field for their 2012 spring game because they decided it was more important to build a stage for a band to perform on. MSU decided to give up 40 yards of field space for a country music band named Sugarland to play on. Dan Mullen doesn't have much to work with to display his team's ability for his spring game. Grind for your state MSU! HT @stricklinMSU JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012Football
Ole Miss Changed The Speed Limit Of ‘Manning Way’ In Honor Of Eli Manning [PHOTOS]

Ole Miss Changed The Speed Limit Of ‘Manning Way’ In Honor Of Eli Manning [PHOTOS]

Manning Way is a street in Oxford, Mississippi that was named after the Ole Miss Rebel quarterback Archie Manning. The speed limit used to be 18 mph in honor of Archie's number. Well now that there is a new Manning and former rebel and current New York Giants quarterback winning Superbowls, the speed limit has been changed to Eli Manning's number 10. I doubt Ole Miss fans will feel too bad about going 8 mph slower than usual. HT CFBSection JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012Other Sports
Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 145 [STREAMING VIDEO]

Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 145 [STREAMING VIDEO]

UFC pre-show Fight Day Live is back on Saturday, April 21 at 6pm ET/3pm PT. Fight Day Live hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will get you prepared for one of the most anticipated match ups of the year, when bitter rivals Jon Jones and Rashad Evans meet for the light heavyweight championship. Chael Sonnen will be live on the Fight Day set to talk his new book and his big fight with Anderson Silva. JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012Other Sports
Pat Riley Sold His Miami Waterfront Estate for $16.75 Million! [PHOTOS]

Pat Riley Sold His Miami Waterfront Estate for $16.75 Million! [PHOTOS]

Miami Heat president Pat Riley just sold his 80,000 square foot mansion for $16.75 million dollars. Not only does it overlook beautiful Biscayne Bay but it has one of the most unbelievable pools we've ever seen. This two story house is basically perfect for a guy. Not only does it come with a 103 inch plasma television, but it has it's own private beach with sand. JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012Features
Who Knew Adam Schefter Was Our Homeboy On Twitter? Let’s Get A Beer, Schefs

Who Knew Adam Schefter Was Our Homeboy On Twitter? Let’s Get A Beer, Schefs

Actually got up this morning at 6:20 & was dicking around with some DVRs. Little bit of Shark Tank on ABC, a Hard Rock Calling from 2010 featuring Pearl Jam and then brought in the garbage cans. No big deal. Then I saw the NY Post front page on Newseum. Yeah, it seemed like it would be a big deal to the 6k BC followers (yes, subtract 500 or so porn bots). Darren Rovell H/T'd us and then Adam Schefter came in for the reach around for the ages. Damn, it felt good. JUMP!

Apr 21, 2012Football
Ex-Nebraska CB Alfonzo Dennard Allegedly Assaulted Cop; Draft Is Thursday! [Cuff ‘Em]

Ex-Nebraska CB Alfonzo Dennard Allegedly Assaulted Cop; Draft Is Thursday! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Nebraska Husker football player Alfonzo Dennard was arrested on suspicion of assaulting a Lincoln police officer early Saturday. Lincoln police said Dennard, 22, was fighting with another man outside a bar near 14th and O Streets about 2:15 a.m. When officers attempted to intervene, Dennard allegedly pushed and then punched one officer in the face. Homeboy was ranked by CBS as the 56th best player in the NFL draft. Ooops.

Apr 21, 2012Other Sports
How Big Of A Hardass Is Backwards Hat 99 Problems D-Bag? [Morning Twitpic]

How Big Of A Hardass Is Backwards Hat 99 Problems D-Bag? [Morning Twitpic]

And the 99 Problems jerseys just keep rolling in. We asked for submissions a few weeks ago and look what was in the inbox this morning. Indy backwards hat 99 Problems d-bag. Fact: you should never rock this look in an Indianapolis sports bar unless you have a "Ain't 1" bitch rolling with you through Dave & Busters, or wherever Indy watches games. Just sayin'. In MLB news, you MUST look at the NY Post front page. MUST, DAMMIT! Let's get rolling!