When fans show up to an Anaheim Angels game in mid-April for Albert Pujols Bobblehead Night they expect to take home a piece that'll become part of their memorabilia collection. These people take their Chinese-made, $25 eBay auction value item seriously because the game isn't nearly as important as the 'free stuff' they get upon entry. So imagine Angels fan's anger when he/she saw how bad Albert's beard looks on the bobblehead. Controversy! JUMP!
The UK media is calling it the "Wonder Goal." Cardiff City's Mark Hudson unleashed a shot last night against Derby County and this morning the goal video is making its way to the U.S. where soccer dorks are geeking out. It's estimated that this one travels 68-yards and embarrasses the Derby goalie. How big was this home win for Cardiff? It was the team's first in seven games. Break out the booze, boys. Wonder goaaaalllllllllll! JUMP!
Via: Gainesville Police continued looking for a man believed responsible for the robbery of Peach State Bank just off the downtown Gainesville square early Tuesday afternoon. Gainesville Police Cpl. Joe Britte said the suspect in the incident is described as a white man with sandy blonde hair in his late 20s to early 30s. He said witnesses described the suspect as 5'11" to 6' tall with a slender build. Police say that's a Braves hat. We say it's an Alabama hat. We're right.
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So 49-year-old Jaime Moyer got that elusive victory making him the oldest pitcher in MLB history to win a game, beating the Padres, 5-3. He regularly hit 79 with the fastball and 70-72 with the changeup. Yes, batting practice pitches. How long has Moyer been around Major League Baseball? His first salary in 1986 with the Chicago Cubs was $60,000. And Moyer "made his major-league debut when Ferris Bueller was in theaters," according to the Denver Post. Let's get rolling!
And you guys thought we only picked on ESPN interns. Look, you screw up a sports graphic that's running on live TV and BC is coming after you, especially when it's as easy as spelling C-E-L-T-I-C-S. Here we have Sager doing his thing with Doc Rivers during tonight's Cel-tics-Knicks game. Kinda disappointed in Sager's coat choice. Too reserved. Knicks led 43-28 at last glance. Hope the TNT intern enjoys his/her last night on the job. (HT: @jose3030)
It was early 2011 when a sideline reporter named Kristina Akra first burst onto the Internet scene thanks to her work in the SEC and with the New England Patriots. Certain sites posted bikini photos and claimed Kristina had a background with the Miami Heat as a dancer. That wasn't true at all. The bikini and dancer background actually belonged to her sister, Katherine Akra. Now the two are both working in baseball. Yes, this is HUGE news to us. JUMP!
We'd like to thank the great folks at Playboy Golf for inviting Team Jizz Blaster to this year's finals. Hands down best thing to ever happen to the yearly event. Of course our coverage of Gronk & the rest of his Jizz Blasters has been extensive. Yes, you freaks can't get enough of the sunglasses, the Zubaz and the debauchery. Jizz Blaster Dean Muhtadi is uploading party videos today and this one should become a classic. JUMP!
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And here we figured women wanted the husband/BF around 24/7 after the birth of a child to do chores like changing deuce diapers and make lunch. Pfft, not if you're Tony Romo. Remember how his wife gave birth a week ago Monday? It was Candice Crawford's first baby. We figure there is like a two-week period where it's like baby vacation. Just sit around and stare at the kid. Nope, not for Tony Romo. Dude is on the links five days later. JUMP!
Where is Daryll 'Moose' Johnston moving? No idea, but his Dallas mansion hit the market this week and it is a fairly expensive Dallas pad. In other words, you'll be just looking at this one. We're talking about 8,000 sq. ft. of finished house, a pool, a theater and the finest touches you can put into a Dallas house. What caught our eye? The master. It has his and hers baths. This is like the greatest idea in housing history. His bath? Her bath? SOLD! JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
You might remember that Doug Flutie spent four seasons as the QB of the San Diego Chargers. Those weren't exactly memorable years for Doug as he went 8-14 and had his final NFL start in 2004. Flash-forward eight years and another Flutie is hoping to erase the bad memories in southern California. Alexa Flutie is returning to her one-time home where she participated over the weekend to become a Chargers Girl. Yep, left the Patriots for a shot at stardom. JUMP!
Everyone please calm down over Rick Ankiel's arm strength. If this Ankiel throw from center to home on a fly took place on a Saturday night not a soul would notice. However, it happens on a slow Monday and you'd think Ankiel was Willie Mays. Ridiculous. Yes, the guy has a laser. Yes, the throw would have beaten the runner from third by 10 feet. But, come on, like the 3rd base coach is going to risk an out at home in this scenario. JUMP!
Close your eyes for a second. Conjure up the image of a 25-year-old white guy who still collects baseball cards. Add in some drama to this guy's life, like armed robbery at a Kmart. Yes, armed robbery of packs of baseball cards. He's from Wisconsin, so that should also be figured into this fictional character. Oh, and he still lives with his parents. Do you have an image? Does your character look anything like Joseph Marciniak? He should. JUMP!
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