Be The Biggest Jerkoff On Your Texas Block: 2004 UT Ford Excursion Only $25k

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What kind of guy goes out and buys a $25,000 Ford Excursion that’s wrapped with the most obscene University of Texas advertising material you’ll ever see? Of course every school has those jerkoffs who have to roll into town in some ridiculous truck with those stupid window flags flapping from all four windows. Would it be possible to only fly two UT flags? Nope, gotta have four. Want to be the biggest jerkoff on your Texas block? This is your new ride.

This guzzler is on eBay and is awaiting a new owner who can appreciate a sweet vinyl wrap. The seller reports:

Well I really don’t even know where to start. This is defiantly a one-of-a-kind vehicle! In a former life, this Excursion was an XLT. From what I can tell this vehicle was wrapped in August 2010. The wrap is of the halftime show of when Texas played Rice. The bumpers are wrapped, the grille is wrapped, even the roof is wrapped. The roof is a orange & white football field with longhorn end-zones. The custom orange & white leather interior is SWEET! All three rows have been re-upholstered. There are longhorns stitched into every seat.

Yes, you read that right. The f-ing roof is wrapped. At what point in life does one become such a giant jerkoff that he feels the need to wrap the roof? Sick bastard.

Don’t think this is an anomaly. Of course everything in Texas is stupid big, stupidly wrapped and stupidly burnt orange. Here’s a Hummer H2 with the Longhorns logo on the grill. Again, a sick bastard.

[2004 Ford Excursion - eBay]


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