For those of you who were stuck at home during today’s ceremonies at Fenway, you missed an apparently drunken Pedro Martinez and Kevin Millar standing on the Red Sox dugout and leading an awkward toast with fans. Yes, Pedro and Cowboy Up had bottles of grape juice in their hands, but we assume they were pounding something strong earlier in the day. Here’s video of the nonsense.
Nothing makes us smile quite like drunken Pedro. One of the best. You might remember way back in 2009 when the former Cy Young was part of the Bronson Arroyo booze cruise. Flat chested chicks just crawling all over their afro’d hero. Great memories.