The big news out of today's White Sox-Orioles game this afternoon came during the 7th inning when a young kid decided he'd listen to his elders and run onto the U.S. Cellular (or whatever they're calling it) Field. Of course he was apprehended by the left fielder and child right's advocates will soon debate whether his parents should be jailed and/or banned from life at Cellular. What kind of dirtbag sends his kid onto a MLB field to possibly be tased? JUMP!
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This past weekend just happened to be Auburn rodeo weekend, the annual frat party put on by the Alpha Psi brothers. The event is known for (A.) Booze, (B.) Dirty jorts, (C.) Daisy dukes, (D.) Rednecks. Just happened that Charles Barkley was in town and at some bar where some greasy Auburn bros stopped the Round Mound of Rebound for a photo op. Typical celebrities would brush off the dirtbags and tell them to get a shower. Not Barkley. JUMP!
Mike Tyson's Las Vegas one-man show is now over and there are talks of bringing it to Broadway. Seriously. Who would have ever thought that people would spend $99 to hear about Tyson's story when it was filled with rape, beating his wife, drug abuse, hate, anger, etc.? Of course our asses would be first in line. Are you kidding? Give us front row. Just slamming drinks and listening to Tyson. Much better than blowing the $99 in some stupid club where you won't even get a reach around. JUMP!
Just when you think that Brett Favre's extended family has cleaned it up and gotten clean, the Gunslinger's nephew, Dylan, got back in the news today via a drug arrest. This guy was the 2009 Gatorade Player of the Year in Mississippi, ended up at Miss. St. and left the team in December before the Bulldogs played in the Music City Bowl. Next thing you know he's popped for weed possession. JUMP!
While you haven't seen much of her since the Daytona race, Danica Patrick is still hanging around the NASCAR circuit, spending most of her time racing in the Nationwide series. That changes in May when she races at Darlington and Charlotte. What has she been up to? There was an 8th place at the Texas Nationwide race. There have been appearances. Work for GoDaddy.com. And a sudden explosion in sexy Twitpics. Here are the best of the best. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Remember how everyone was laughing at Troy Aikman last year when he listed his Dallas mansion for $24,000,000? "Ridiculous asking price. He's nuts. Never going to sell that place." Blah, blah, blah. Guess who's now selling his house for $14,000,000 and the adjacent .90 acres of land for $11,500,000? That's right, Aikman. According to Dallas real estate expert Candy Evans, someone is interested in that .90 acres. Who's laughing now, punks? JUMP!
The Bellator Fighting Championships roll into Cleveland Friday night for the organization's 66th edition of MMA fights that'll include four tournament fights and a main event on MTV2 starting at 8 p.m. EST. Of course Saturday night is UFC 145 featuring Bones Jones vs. Rashad Evans. Our attention Friday night will be in Cleveland where we expect Jade Bryce will be handling her ring card duties. Who is Ms. Bryce? Um, you haven't seen her yet? JUMP!
Ahh, nothing like the smell of warm Coors Light, meth, redneck body odor and burning rubber in the Texas air. It's only April, but it's been pretty quiet on the NASCAR redneck scene. Until this broad showed up to the Speedway. She's drunk, a Jimmie Johnson fan, allegedly showing off her boobs for beads and just being an all-around lousy drunk. The fuzz doesn't seem too impressed that she's showing off the cans and swoop in. JUMP!
Via: It happened at the Green Bank in the 5000 block of San Felipe at around 3pm Tuesday. Authorities say the man, who was captured by surveillance video, walked in and handed a note to the teller saying he had a gun and demanded money. The teller gave him some cash and the suspect fled on foot. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30s, approximately 5 feet 7 inches, and weighing 155 pounds. Should be quick case. Black guy wearing Astros cap.
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Solid effort from the Flyers goaltending and defense last night in its 10-3 loss in Game 4. If you're going to lose you might as well get your ass kicked. Get the ass kicking out of the system. Come back strong in Game 5 and finish off Sids. Yes, your new semi-NSFW hero/goon Zac Rinaldo was thrown out for this in a blowout. Vancouver also survived elimination. In Columbian hooker news, make sure to check out the NY Post cover this morning. Great stuff. Let's get rolling!