There are a couple of things we focus on while watching the opening of a Yankees broadcast on the YES Network. First, who the hell is doing the color commentary that day. Oh great, another Ken Singleton afternoon. Wake me when the guy hits 1.5 on the decibel meter. The other is, “Holy shit, O’Neill and that bird nest is back.” It’s full-on Dustin Diamond this year. Love it. In the NBA, if you’re Phoenix do you really want to make the playoffs? F-that. Let’s get rolling!