Sweet Brown Escapes Fire, Is Our New Internet Hero [VIDEO]

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORTS. N-O-T-H-I-N-G. NO NBA DUNKS. NO DREADFUL HIGHLIGHTS OF ANOTHER CHICAGO CUBS LOSS. BUT, YOU MUST WATCH MS. SWEET BROWN! DO IT! Gentlemen, say hello to the next news story to become an Internet sensation. You should feel honored to watch this video before it crosses the 20,000 view mark.

“Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

Posted: April 9, 2012

Premise of Video: Just your random fire story in the hood and the video guy happens to find a woman named Sweet Brown. Not kidding, that’s the name she gave Oklahoma City’s channel 4. Imagine sitting at home, eating dinner and this flashes across your screen. Instant gold!

Climax of Video: “Ain’t nobody got time for that.”

Conclusion: Guessing 1.2 million views on YouTube by the end of the week. Sweet Brown just figured out how to get away from the ‘hood via the upcoming auto-tune version of this classic. She’s going to be a star.

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