RG3 runs a 4.3. Can grab tree limbs off the top of a two-story house. Has abs that look like they’re ripped from a Muscle & Fitness magazine. Blah, blah, blah. Get a good look at Eli Manning on vacation where he’s sportin’ no abs, has side flaps and man cans. There’s no definition in the gun boats. The legs look barely capable of legging out a trip to the lunch buffet from the beach.
Yet, there he is enjoying a vacation with two Super Bowl rings. Priceless.