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Apr 30, 2012Other Sports
3 Biggest Douchebags At Tonight’s Heat-Knicks Game Two

3 Biggest Douchebags At Tonight’s Heat-Knicks Game Two

Gonna make this one short because it's Monday, it's getting late and my ass spent most of the weekend entertaining you guys because Screencapper Matt decided to work for like 2 hours each day. Anyway, here are the 3 Biggest Douchebags At Game Two Of The Knicks-Heat Series. You'd get more than three but, again, I'm tired and not really in the mood to expand this to four or five douchebags. Cool? JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012Football
Gronk’s Jizz Blaster Brothers Actually Wore Gronk Nation Shirts To K-State Spring Game

Gronk’s Jizz Blaster Brothers Actually Wore Gronk Nation Shirts To K-State Spring Game

Anyone think the Jizz Blaster brothers (no Rob) wearing these Gronk Nation shirts in Manhattan, Kansas over the weekend kinda diminishes the brand? We're down with the Zubaz, but was there a need to have Gronk Nation shirts made? There better be some smartass saying on the back. There better be a "Yo Soy Fiesta" or a "2 Girls, 1 Gronk." Something. Anyway, who's the chick? JUMP!

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Apr 30, 2012Other Sports
Busted Exclusive: Is This Bryce Harper’s Girlfriend? [PHOTOS]

Busted Exclusive: Is This Bryce Harper’s Girlfriend? [PHOTOS]

Team BC was at Bryce Harper's debut Saturday night in Los Angeles and just happened to be sitting in a suite next to the Harper family. Just our luck. Bryce's father is the guy with the shaved head and the girl wearing red is Bryce's sister. The big mystery is who is the girl in the black shirt going nuts with anticipation every time Bryce stepped to the plate. It's not his last known girlfriend Alyssa Rodriguez? One of you bros knows Harper inside out. Let us know. More photos – JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012Other Sports
Jim Thome Doesn’t Live In Double Wide; Look At His New $4.6M Mansion! [PHOTOS]

Jim Thome Doesn’t Live In Double Wide; Look At His New $4.6M Mansion! [PHOTOS]

Here we figured all these years that Jim Thome spent his winters in a double wide in Peoria, IL and scrapped by because he was an Every Man. We've been lied to by broadcasters who've given Thome his Paul Bunyan mystique, yet the guy is now living in a house with his & hers showers. Just look at that bathroom. Never seen a double wide with marble floors before. We've had enough, baseball broadcasters. The guy doesn't eat deer meat in December. JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012Other Sports
America’s Former Hottest Soccer Player Margo Mcauley Is Now An Axe Girl!  [PHOTOS]

America’s Former Hottest Soccer Player Margo Mcauley Is Now An Axe Girl! [PHOTOS]

Way back in 2009 Busted Coverage introduced the Internet to a Florida State soccer player named Margo Mcauley. It was just one of our normal hot chick posts. Nothing special. She had about a dozen bikini photos and a great tan. That was then. Last night we received an email tipping us off to the news that Margo is now one of the Axe girls and that a new commercial will feature the former Florida State soccer player sweating & playing with a soccer ball.JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012Football
Judge Warren Sapp TV Show Pays Audience $50 To Show Up For Tapings

Judge Warren Sapp TV Show Pays Audience $50 To Show Up For Tapings

As mentioned in the Daily Dump, Warren Sapp has moved on from his gig at the NFL Network to the frontier of TV court judge. No, we're not kidding. This is the real deal. He's really going to be a judge on your television at some point very soon. Again, not kidding. The former NFLer joins the likes of Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Greg Mathis, etc. How serious is this situation? A production company paid people to sit in Sapp's court this weekend. JUMP!

Rangers Fan Rocking Kick Ass Visor Cowboy Hat & The Skeeters Mascots [Daily WTF]

Rangers Fan Rocking Kick Ass Visor Cowboy Hat & The Skeeters Mascots [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 30, 2012

WTF Was Going On With Erin Andrews Dress At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

WTF Was Going On With Erin Andrews Dress At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

Normally we'd just leave Erin Andrews alone and not talk about her attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner unless she was drunk or sucking neck with Bob Schieffer. But then Pageviews goes and prods us to post something about this ridiculous dress she wore Saturday night in D.C. Head to knees everything seems to be in order and very White House dinner-y. And then the wild ass action gets rolling on the red carpet. JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012

Floyd Mayweather Reportedly Won $1.8 Million Via Clippers Comeback Last Night

Floyd Mayweather Reportedly Won $1.8 Million Via Clippers Comeback Last Night

Now, before you start screaming that this is just some stupid wild rumor and no human would put $1.8 million on a first-round NBA game, realize that Floyd Mayweather's track record speaks for itself. For example, Money has bet $150,000 on the Little Caesars Bowl. But what's odd about this tweet last night from Twitter sports badboy Incarcerated Bob is that Floyd isn't known to brag about his bets until they're winners. Think he was sweating down 21? JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012

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Apr 30, 2012
Proof Bryce Harper’s Fans Will Go To Jail To Meet Their Heartthrob [VIDEO]

Proof Bryce Harper’s Fans Will Go To Jail To Meet Their Heartthrob [VIDEO]

At what point does MLB come up with some stupid idea like barbed wire fence around their fields to prevent drunks from going over the 4 1/2 foot walls to run around an outfield. Electric fences? Cattle prod force field that knows fans from players because of a chip implanted in your shoulder before entry to MLB games? Just another weekend in baseball. Two fans running on fields, including one in L.A. who just wanted to meet Bryce Harper. JUMP!

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Apr 30, 2012Other Sports
The First Red Sox Throwback White Cap Robber We’ve Been Seeking? [Cuff ‘Em]

The First Red Sox Throwback White Cap Robber We’ve Been Seeking? [Cuff ‘Em]

Remember that Boston Red Sox 100th anniversary game a couple weeks ago where Kevin Millar & Pedro Martinez appeared to be hammered? The big news for us in that game was that the Sox were wearing plain white hats. No logo or writing. We figured it was just a matter of time before a Baseball Cap Bank Robber used one to confuse the fuzz. Guess what we think happened in Florida on Friday? Throwback robber! JUMP!

Apr 30, 2012Other Sports
PGA Pro Ryan Palmer Might Want To Orange Glow His Forehead [Morning Twitpic]

PGA Pro Ryan Palmer Might Want To Orange Glow His Forehead [Morning Twitpic]

Of course we'd never heard of this golfer Ryan Palmer before yesterday's Zurich Open. And then the guy took off his golf hat. Here we figured this guy had a sweet tan over his entire head. How exactly does he go about his life with a two-toned melon? Wear a hat at all times? In MLB news, the Baltimore Orioles can lead the A.L. East through April with a win tonight against the Yankees and a Rays loss in Seattle. Enjoy it while you can, O's fan. Let's get rolling!

Apr 29, 2012Features
Kate Upton… Up Til Now 2012 [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

Kate Upton… Up Til Now 2012 [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

In the history of the modern Internet, has any other teenage model dominated like Kate Upton has in 2012? Simple answer – no. She started this year with the release of her 2012 Beach Bunny Swimwear photos, then made a visit to the Super Bowl festivities and polished off February with the release of her Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover. Three days later she was back in the news for a reported relationship with Mark Sanchez. Still, she's just 19. JUMP!

Apr 29, 2012Other Sports
Paulina Gretzky Partying In Vegas This Weekend Looks Like Drunken Good Time

Paulina Gretzky Partying In Vegas This Weekend Looks Like Drunken Good Time

Oh, poor Wayne Gretzky. His daughter, Paulina, is in Vegas this weekend partying like a champ at Tao Beach and one of her friends goes and uploads a semi-SFW crotch shot to Instagram. The rest is history. We're pretty sure Paulina and girlfriends were in town for a bachelorette party. Like it really matters. What matters at the end of the day is that this chick is just as crazy as you thought – and then some. Best photos of The Great One's daughter you'll ever see – JUMP!

Apr 29, 2012Other Sports
Nicole Marquez Is Red Sox Chick In Yankee Stadium Fan Fight Video

Nicole Marquez Is Red Sox Chick In Yankee Stadium Fan Fight Video

By now half of America is aware of the Red Sox fan getting kicked in the face during a wild fan fight Friday night at Yankee Stadium. Thanks to the sleuth work of Joe N. we now know the name of Red Sox Chick. Say hello to Nicole Marquez. Ironically, she's going to school at the New York Institute of Technology and playing softball for the school. Don't get greedy, she only has four public photos on her Facebook account from her trip to enemy territory. JUMP!

Apr 29, 2012Other Sports
ESPN Fired An Intern Today: Wait, When Did Phoenix Make The Playoffs?

ESPN Fired An Intern Today: Wait, When Did Phoenix Make The Playoffs?

Know why we love our readers? Guys like Jason B. are sitting on their asses on a Sunday afternoon watching the Utah vs. San Antonio game and sending us screencaps of bullshit like this from ESPN. How does shit like this happen? It's the weekend, people are hungover and some smartass intern figures nobody is watching this game so he'll slip in a Phoenix victory. Guess who's not in the playoffs? Phoenix. Now, don't mind us, we're heading off to watch our 60 Minutes DVR.

Apr 29, 2012Other Sports
Dodgers Fans Mooned Bryce Harper As He Got His First Major League Hit [PHOTOS]

Dodgers Fans Mooned Bryce Harper As He Got His First Major League Hit [PHOTOS]

Bryce Harper, the Washington Nationals rookie, got his first hit of his Major League Baseball career off of a Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher for a double. Some Dodgers fans decided to moon, not only their pitcher, but also Bryce Harper. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to moon your own pitcher but the kids look pretty young. This may be the best rookie troll move of all time. We enhanced the image after the JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012
Red Sox Chick Kicked In Face During Fan Fight Last Night At Yankee Stadium [VIDEOS]

Red Sox Chick Kicked In Face During Fan Fight Last Night At Yankee Stadium [VIDEOS]

BC reader David G. sent an email tonight concerning video he shot Friday night at Yankee Stadium where the Bombers were facing Detroit. David reports that Red Sox fan and her friend decided to take on their enemies. Wrong move. "Needless to say, they were being badgered the whole game, when finally, the girl who gets KO’d said enough is enough and tried to take on everyone in section 328. She lost." JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012Other Sports
You Know How We Know This Broad Doesn’t Like Rangers Baseball? That’s A Kindle!

You Know How We Know This Broad Doesn’t Like Rangers Baseball? That’s A Kindle!

Rangers fan @millers_life sent word this afternoon that he was at last night's game against Tampa Bay and that he was so profoundly angered by this woman that we needed to see her in action. "Bottom of the 8th, Tex down 4 w the bases loaded last night. 16 rows behind home plate," Scott writes. We're not experts on the e-readers but that sure looks like a Kindle to us. Look, ladies, can you just act like you give two shits about that game? It's the bottom of 8 for God's sake. JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012Other Sports
Here’s Derrick Rose Injuring His Knee In Garbage Time Against 76ers [VIDEO]

Here’s Derrick Rose Injuring His Knee In Garbage Time Against 76ers [VIDEO]

This is why you never leave your star players on the court when the game is in hand. Derrick Rose went down with an injury to what looked like his knee after falling awkwardly on it. The Chicago Bulls took on the Philadelphia 76ers in Game 1 of the NBA Playoffs where the Bulls pulled out the win. We'll see if Derrick Rose is able to return for Game 2 or if this will effect this series or series to come. HT Deadspin JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012NFL
The Redskins Really Messed Up Their RGIII Introduction Press Conference [PHOTOS]

The Redskins Really Messed Up Their RGIII Introduction Press Conference [PHOTOS]

The Washington Redskins held an introductory press conference for the 2nd overall pick in the NFL Draft today for Robert Griffin III. The former Baylor Bear and Heisman trophy winner walked up on stage and then this screen went up that just read "Video Lock Error Ident Mode" on the NFL Network. The feed was not able to be resurrected and anything RGIII had to say was only heard by the people in the room. JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012NFL
Russell Wilson’s Wife Got Way Too Excited Over Her Husband Getting Drafted [PHOTOS]

Russell Wilson’s Wife Got Way Too Excited Over Her Husband Getting Drafted [PHOTOS]

Russell Wilson was selected by the Seattle Seahawks in the NFL Draft last night and his wife Ashton Wilson stole the spotlight by getting SUPER PSYCHED as you can see. First of all that white phone Russell is using is ridiculous. Who still uses this shit? Ashton, @1AshtonWilson, not only reacted ridiculous when her husband was drafted, but was holding her little dog. Don't worry guys, we were able to track down pictures of this WAG from her Twitter account. JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012NFL
Cam Newton’s New Condo Purchase Proves How Brilliant This Guy Is [PHOTOS]

Cam Newton’s New Condo Purchase Proves How Brilliant This Guy Is [PHOTOS]

While the rest of the football world is gushing over Andrew Luck and RGIII, our guy Cam Newton just keeps going about his business. The guy doesn't bother with the clubs, dirty chicks dragging his name through the MediaTakeOut.com meat grinder or make dumb purchases that'll Hoover vac his paycheck. Charlotte media types went nuts yesterday over the news that Cam has closed on a $1.6 million condo. His neighbor? Michael Jordan. JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012Football
Notre Damer Puts Degree To Good Use; Gets 22 LBS Of Hippie Lettuce In Mail [Cuff ‘Em]

Notre Damer Puts Degree To Good Use; Gets 22 LBS Of Hippie Lettuce In Mail [Cuff ‘Em]

Best way to use your Notre Dame degree if you were a football player? Law school? MBA program? Both good choices, but for offensive lineman Michael Turkovich it was a career playing football. There was a stint with the Cowboys and Jets before embarking on some playing time in the Arena league. Somewhere along the way he found hippie lettuce to be his calling. Wrong move, bro. JUMP!

Apr 28, 2012Football
Rememeber When Eddie George Played For The Texans? ESPN Does [Morning Twitpic]

Rememeber When Eddie George Played For The Texans? ESPN Does [Morning Twitpic]

Texans-Titans, what's the big deal? Should ESPN be ashamed of this massive fail during last night's draft coverage? No, the people who should be ashamed are those that wasted a Friday night watching the NFL Draft. You know who wasn't getting laid last night? Those guys who were at home paying attention to Eddie George announcing the #52 draft pick. The biggest pick news of the night went to the Jags who took a punter 70th overall. Let's get rolling!

Apr 27, 2012Football
WTF Is Going On With Eagles’ Fan’s Melon At The NFL Draft? No Photoshop Used!

WTF Is Going On With Eagles’ Fan’s Melon At The NFL Draft? No Photoshop Used!

There I was trying to get dinner at a Thai restaurant tonight and WTF Editor Matt in Buffalo started blowing up my phone with texts about the NFL Draft. The problem with this gig at times is that it's a 24-hour job. Nope, can't get a mouthful of massaman curry without the phone vibrator rocking my leg. Grabbed the phone and there it was – giant melon Eagles' fan. Is this real? Do you know this guy? We want to know what size of fitted hat he wears: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 27, 2012Other Sports
Nick Johnson Is Still Batting 0-For-April; Average Dips To .000!

Nick Johnson Is Still Batting 0-For-April; Average Dips To .000!

Just now noticing that Nick Johnson was in the lineup last night for the Orioles in a battle against the Blue Jays. Our hero, as you might remember, is having a rough season. He entered the game 0-for-23 for the season. Guess who went 0-for-3 last night? Yeah, things just aren't going Nick's way these days. He's now the only position player or DH to remain hitless. According to USA Today, Johnson will make $800,000 in 2012. Dude made over $100k this month without a hit.

Apr 27, 2012Other Sports
Hottest Dance Teams Of The 2012 NBA Playoffs

Hottest Dance Teams Of The 2012 NBA Playoffs

The NBA Playoffs get started Saturday with the 76ers traveling to Chicago for a 1:30 tip against the Bulls, followed by the Knicks playing in Miami against the odds-on-favorite to win the 2012 NBA Championship. Pregame.com has Lebron and the Heat as 2/1 favorites and Chicago as 4/1 to win it all. This also marks a cheerleading milestone for certain units. How about the Los Angeles Clippers dance team finally working into May, a first since '05-06. JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012Football
Cheryl Kalil, Matt’s Mom, And Her Boobs Dominate 2012 NFL Draft [12 PHOTOS]

Cheryl Kalil, Matt’s Mom, And Her Boobs Dominate 2012 NFL Draft [12 PHOTOS]

Nothing gets NFL Draft viewers fired up quite like a hot girlfriend or wife of one of these players who are drafted in the first round. However, something happened last night and it's called Cheryl Kalil. That would be Matt & Ryan Kalil's mother. She's a model (yes, still modeling). She has two NFL offensive lineman sons and a smokebomb daughter, Danielle. It's pretty much the Mannings of the offensive line with a hot mom. PHOTOS! JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012Features
Personalized Redskins QB Bust Jersey, Bears Falling & Kalil’s MILF [Daily WTF]

Personalized Redskins QB Bust Jersey, Bears Falling & Kalil’s MILF [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 27, 2012
Ex-Jags Owner Wayne Weaver Auctioning His Frat House; $5.5M [PHOTOS]

Ex-Jags Owner Wayne Weaver Auctioning His Frat House; $5.5M [PHOTOS]

The last time we heard from Wayne Weaver he was selling the Jacksonville Jaguars for $760 million and heading off into the sunset to live out his life without the thought of Blaine Gabbert throwing another INT. Now comes word that Wayne is saying "F-it, I'm unloading my 14,000 sq. ft. frat house." Dude is 77 and was asking $10 million. The Buy It Now price is now $5.5 million or you can purchase it at auction. Just imagine the poon that pool has seen. Stunning. JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012Football
Maurice Clarett Drops Twitter F-Bomb Right On Mel Kiper’s Poofy Head; Albom Angry, Too

Maurice Clarett Drops Twitter F-Bomb Right On Mel Kiper’s Poofy Head; Albom Angry, Too

Remember Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett, the guy who challenged the NFL to eliminate the three-year rule for players entering the draft? He was watching ESPN last night and live tweeting the proceedings. The one thing Mo still isn't good with these days is switching TV channels. As hard as it may seem to believe, we're kinda in agreement on this one. Why does Kiper always have to be so damn mean to these instantly rich kids. Pretty much a dick move. JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012Football
20 Best Black Guy Reactions To Roger Goodell’s “Nigga” Handshakes & Hugs

20 Best Black Guy Reactions To Roger Goodell’s “Nigga” Handshakes & Hugs

Welcome back to the old BC favorite "Best of Twitter" where we dig deep to find trends that suit our needs for content and drama to create pageviews. It's no secret how to make money on the Internet. Pageviews are king. That's why we woke up this morning and wracked our brains to come up with the best combination that would get you morons to keep clicking this morning. Enter Roger Goodell with his hood handshakes and hugs. Of course black guys noticed. JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012
Nose Picker At 2012 World Snooker Championship Eats It [VIDEO]

Nose Picker At 2012 World Snooker Championship Eats It [VIDEO]

Again, would I really care about the 2012 World Snooker Championships if it wasn't for a dirty scumbag picking his nose on live TV? Nope. And normally this video would get passed over all together because nose picking at sporting events doesn't move the needle like it did in 2009. But there's bonus footage to this one. Nose Picker Guy decides to munch on his pay dirt. That's right, finger coyly moves to the mouth. JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012Other Sports
Drunken Michigan Athletic Director In 120 MPH Police Chase After Women’s NCAA Tourney Championship! [Cuff ‘Em]

Drunken Michigan Athletic Director In 120 MPH Police Chase After Women’s NCAA Tourney Championship! [Cuff ‘Em]

Newspaper reporters keep driving us nuts. They're always burying the lede. Take this story about a local Michigan athletic director leading cops on a drunken 120 m.p.h. police chase. Blah, blah, blah...AND THEN THEY TELL US HOMEBOY WAS DRUNK AFTER BOOZING & WATCHING THE WOMEN'S NCAA TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIP! Biggest embarrassment ever? JUMP!

Apr 27, 2012Football
Roger Goodell & Dontari Poe Share An Intimate Hug For The Ages [Morning Twitpic]

Roger Goodell & Dontari Poe Share An Intimate Hug For The Ages [Morning Twitpic]

So it came to this in the Roger Goodell two-arm underhook hug department. Finally a nose to nose with a guy he'll (most likely) fine within 1-2 years for hitting a QB. What happened to men shaking a hand with a strong grip? A nice, firm man shake. As for the Draft itself, way underwhelmed. By the Tannehill pick the excitement was gone. And then the Cleveland Browns go and select a guy who's going to be 29 to compete for the QB position. Oh, Cleveland! Let's get rolling!

Apr 26, 2012Football
You Think Troy Aikman Is Thinking What I’m Thinking About Lauren Tannehill?

You Think Troy Aikman Is Thinking What I’m Thinking About Lauren Tannehill?

Just what Miami needs, another hot chick import coming to town to blast us with bikini ass shots. Of course Ryan Tannehill gets drafted by the Dolphins tonight and of course ESPN figures out a way to get Lauren into as many shots of Ryan as possible. He's a complete bore, but she's a complete smokebomb who has been destroying NYC this week at a couple of dinners such as this one with Troy Aikman. You gotta see what she wore to dinner last night. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012
Ryan Tannehill’s Model Wife Lauren Will Become A Star At NFL Draft [PHOTOS]

Ryan Tannehill’s Model Wife Lauren Will Become A Star At NFL Draft [PHOTOS]

You already know where Andrew Luck will be drafted. And RGIII. Don't bother worrying about watching the ESPN coverage until the Vikings are on the clock at #3. Then the drama begins. Do the Browns reach for a QB with the #4 pick? Is Ryan Tannenhill their guy over Trent Richardson? Or does the former A&M WR/QB end up picked #8 by the Dolphins? Such drama. Meanwhile, Tannehill & his wife are blowing off steam by popping off some rounds. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012Girls
WAGs Of NFL Draft: Hooters Girl Sarah Hinton Is Garrett Celek’s Girlfriend [PHOTOS]

WAGs Of NFL Draft: Hooters Girl Sarah Hinton Is Garrett Celek’s Girlfriend [PHOTOS]

First of all, thanks to a BC tipster who wishes to remain anonymous for the intel that led us to the news that Hooters girl Sarah Hinton is a Michigan State student who was in the running for Miss Hooters 2012. Secondary to the tip was that she just happens to be the girlfriend of NFL Draft hopeful TE Garrett Celek (brother Brett plays TE for Eagles). Of course BC is your home for WAGs of the NFL Draft as we have been for the last five years. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012Other Sports
This Padres Puker Can’t Handle His Bean Burritos & Draft Beer [VIDEO]

This Padres Puker Can’t Handle His Bean Burritos & Draft Beer [VIDEO]

There's nothing worse than sitting through a Padres game, watching dong shots fall short on the warning track and then puking all over yourself while some guy records it all and throws it on YouTube. From the look of this video Padres fan had a case of the stomach flu this week and couldn't keep down that veggie burrito and the $5.50 drafts. Best news for this guy is that he'll get at least 50k YouTube views for this spew. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012Football
16 Useless NFL Draft Facts That’ll Blow Your Bro’s Mind At The Bar Tonight

16 Useless NFL Draft Facts That’ll Blow Your Bro’s Mind At The Bar Tonight

By now your brain just needs beer, some sort of greasy food and to hear Chris Berman act like a...

Apr 26, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Draft Clichés: High Motor, Upside Potential & Fluid Hips

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Draft Clichés: High Motor, Upside Potential & Fluid Hips

Remember when ESPN would broadcast the NFL Draft on Saturday and your father would try to sneak a peak at the ticker between cutting the grass and changing the oil in his car? Times have obviously changed. We're now being bombarded with every cliché in the NFL Draft book because the talking heads, such as John Clayton, are really cyborgs. So what kind of clichés would we attach to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders? You'll enjoy this. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012Features
Plunk This Rangers Kid’s Brother For A Prize & Happy Birthday Lil’ Dick [Daily WTF]

Plunk This Rangers Kid’s Brother For A Prize & Happy Birthday Lil’ Dick [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Apr 26, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
NFL Draft Cheerleaders: Andrew Luck’s New Biggest Fans In Bikinis! [PHOTOS]

NFL Draft Cheerleaders: Andrew Luck’s New Biggest Fans In Bikinis! [PHOTOS]

Andrew Luck might have the least social game of a #1 overall draft pick since Eli Manning was picked by the Chargers and later traded to the Giants. Sure, Luck has all the tools on the field. "Makes the reads," as Todd McShay likes to remind us. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, enough of the analysis crap, let's get down to business with the cheerleaders who'll be shakin' it for Goofy. Want to rattle Goofy? Throw a bikini chick in his face. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012Other Sports
Oh Look, MLB Hasn’t Blocked Jim Knox & The Screaming Banshee Chick VIDEO!

Oh Look, MLB Hasn’t Blocked Jim Knox & The Screaming Banshee Chick VIDEO!

We loved this Rangers Fan of the Game segment on Tuesday. LOVED IT! Was going to upload it but MLB video goons, as we've told you, have a major beef with Jim Knox videos on BC so why waste our time uploading it. So some other guy did the deed. This is Screaming Banshee Chick and her Yankees fan ex-husband. They're divorced yet still share season tickets. Not kidding. And of course Knox finds them out of 47,000 fans. JUMP!

Apr 26, 2012Features
Cheerleading Coach & Teacher Jennifer Willis Had Some Weed [Cuff ‘Em]

Cheerleading Coach & Teacher Jennifer Willis Had Some Weed [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Tulsa Public Schools teacher has been suspended with pay after being arrested as part of a Wagoner County drug bust Tuesday morning. Jennifer Willis, 27, is an eighth grade English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach at East Central Junior High School. She was one of four arrested in Wagoner County on drug charges and one of 18 since Friday. That age is a typo, right? 27? What the f*ck is going on with cheerleading coaches?

Apr 26, 2012Features
2012 NFL Draft Drinking Game & How To Make Homemade Sex Doll [Daily Dump]

2012 NFL Draft Drinking Game & How To Make Homemade Sex Doll [Daily Dump]

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Apr 26, 2012Other Sports
Don Cherry’s Jacket Last Night Was Straight Panty Dropping Material [Morning Twitpic]

Don Cherry’s Jacket Last Night Was Straight Panty Dropping Material [Morning Twitpic]

What did we learn last night in the NHL? Don Cherry always has one more ridiculous suit jacket after the one you thought was the most ridiculous. Oh, and that the Boston Bruins couldn't get out of the first round of the playoffs. Tough break, Boston fan. Moving on, it's NFL Draft Day! You're able to watch the draft live on NFL.com so don't bother with Chris Berman & his blowhard cohorts. Big prediction: The Patriots will trade out of the first round. Let's get rolling!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Playboy’s Miss May Nikki Leigh Wants To Meet Blake Griffin, Says He’s “A Stud” [5 Questions]

Playboy’s Miss May Nikki Leigh Wants To Meet Blake Griffin, Says He’s “A Stud” [5 Questions]

The last time Busted Coverage's star interviewer Joseph Student sat down with a Playboy Playmate he caused drama in Denver via Leola Bell's comments about loving Tebow. The magazine enjoyed our interview so much that BC got a mention in the April issue. Anyway, Student sat down today with Miss May Nikki Leigh & jumped straight into his classic line of questioning. Let's just say that Ms. Leigh begged us to help her meet Blake Griffin. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Football
Be The Biggest Jerkoff On Your Texas Block: 2004 UT Ford Excursion Only $25k

Be The Biggest Jerkoff On Your Texas Block: 2004 UT Ford Excursion Only $25k

What kind of guy goes out and buys a $25,000 Ford Excursion that's wrapped with the most obscene University of Texas advertising material you'll ever see? Of course every school has those jerkoffs who have to roll into town in some ridiculous truck with those stupid window flags flapping from all four windows. Would it be possible to only fly two UT flags? Nope, gotta have four. Want to be the biggest jerkoff on your Texas block? This is your new ride. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Football
Here’s Andrew Luck Colts Jersey Guy Playing Craps Today At Bill’s In Las Vegas [PHOTOS]

Here’s Andrew Luck Colts Jersey Guy Playing Craps Today At Bill’s In Las Vegas [PHOTOS]

Of course this will now become the biggest bro look in Vegas history. You'll have 40 of these guys at the World Series of Poker. Guarantee you'll see two or three assholes wearing these at the Excalibur 6-5 BJ tables. Our Las Vegas correspondent, @ThirsTSmith, sent a couple photos to us this afternoon of Andrew Luck Jersey Guy throwing the bones at the Bill's craps table. Too early? Not for idiots from the Midwest. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Guess That MLB Halloween Sack

Guess That MLB Halloween Sack

It's that time to play a game of 'Guess That MLB Sack,' a challenge to all of you who jersey chasers who think you know your sacks. This sack belongs to a guy whose recent relationship news caused some Internet buzz. That's the girlfriend on the left. They love dogs. He's a third baseman and was one of baseball's golden boys before they turned their attention towards Justin Verlander and Kate Upton. Need more hints? You suck. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Quite Possibly The Sh*ttiest NCAA Sand Volleyball Interview In Television History

Quite Possibly The Sh*ttiest NCAA Sand Volleyball Interview In Television History

Nope, this isn't some intern bro from ESPNU interviewing Dagnija Medina of the North Florida University sand volleyball program. It's just some guy who actually uploaded this clip to his YouTube portfolio. Not kidding, you have to see it to believe it. Remember how sand volleyball was supposed to be the next big craze in college sports? Yeah, not happening. Instead, the ladies are being interviewed by Beef for the student TV news channel. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Football
What Round Would You Draft Kate Upton As Your 4th String QB? [30 PHOTOS]

What Round Would You Draft Kate Upton As Your 4th String QB? [30 PHOTOS]

Enter the dream scenario world we live in at times. Saints make their 7th round pick and send a giant f-you to King Roger Goodell by filling out the stupid little card with the name Kate Upton, QB. Look, let's all agree that the 4th QB on any roster is the biggest waste of flesh in sports. A team would sign Trent Dilfer to a deal and throw his old ass out to the wolves before they'd put in the 4th QB. Just think of the Kate Upton QB marketing scenario. Endless. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Impressed By Coastal Carolina’s Alex Buccilli & His Batting Stance? [VIDEO]

Impressed By Coastal Carolina’s Alex Buccilli & His Batting Stance? [VIDEO]

Nope, hadn't heard of Coast Carolina's DH Alex Buccilli until last night when his batting stance became all the rage during an ESPN3 broadcast. We all remember great batting stances that helped create Batting Stance Guy and a YouTube revolution. Forget all those stances. You haven't seen a batting stance as crazy as what Alex has for you this morning. Yes, that's an open stance. It's all about rhythm, says the ESPN crew. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Let’s See MLB Block This #RangersRack From @RangersGirl36 [PHOTOS]

Let’s See MLB Block This #RangersRack From @RangersGirl36 [PHOTOS]

It's going to be one of those days around here. We're pissed off at MLB and have decided to push the envelope. The MLB goons don't want you watching :40 videos of off-the-field action so we'll go a different route and show you what @RangersGirl36 sent us last night. Yet another #RangersRack submission. That's right, MLB, we're promoting your asses via boobs. You know what gets more buzz than that stupid show with Kevin Millar? Boobs. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Our Message To MLB For Blocking The :40 Jim Knox Video [VIDEO]

Our Message To MLB For Blocking The :40 Jim Knox Video [VIDEO]

Since we now know the MLB video goons are reading Busted Coverage on a daily basis, it would be the perfect time to tell you assholes how nice you are for blocking yesterday's Jim Knox video. You do realize that Jim Knox is like your Jerry Seinfeld, right? You do realize Jim Knox doing crazy shit in the stands causes people to watch games. Keeps them hooked through the 8th inning for his Fan of the Game promotion. Right? JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff ‘Em]

Is Bank Robbing Red Sox Fan A Moron For Showing His Sox Tat? [Cuff ‘Em]

Must say we don't get too many bank robberies where a superfan goes with a tattoo and corresponding baseball hat. But that's exactly what Red Sox fan pulled off in this robbery. Hispanic bro just doesn't care. Police can use that tattoo to identify him all they want. Gotta catch him first. Look, wearing long sleeves is the obvious play here. Maybe it's a henna. Would this idiot be that smart? Our guess is no. JUMP!

Apr 25, 2012Other Sports
Purple Jesus & Donovan McNabb Seemed To Enjoy Spring Break [Morning Twitpic]

Purple Jesus & Donovan McNabb Seemed To Enjoy Spring Break [Morning Twitpic]

Donovan McNabb played in only six games for the Minnesota Vikings but gets invited to all the cool parties this offseason. Here he is with Purple Jesus back in March in the Bahamas for a Vikings teammate's wedding. Crushed that? -350 on the crush line. In MLB news, 80 fans tried to throw harder than Jamie Moyer to get free tickets to a Fort Myers Miracle game. All they had to do was throw a 78 mph pitch. BOOM, free tickets. Nope, nobody could. Let's get rolling!

Apr 24, 2012Ring Girls
Boooo! Arianny Celeste Is A Miami Heat Fan [PHOTOS]

Boooo! Arianny Celeste Is A Miami Heat Fan [PHOTOS]

Here's what is hard to figure out with hot chicks. Why don't they call each other out for jumping on NBA bandwagons? Guys would give each other sh*t for years if one of your buddies rooted for the Nets and suddenly became a Mavs fan during the NBA Finals. But hot chicks don't operate in this fashion. It's as if they don't care about loyalty. And it's just understood. Chick code. For example, we now learn that Arianny Celeste has climbed on the Lebron bandwagon. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
2012 Champions League Semifinal Wag War: Real Madrid Vs FC Bayern Munich [PHOTOS]

2012 Champions League Semifinal Wag War: Real Madrid Vs FC Bayern Munich [PHOTOS]

While Chelsea is officially into the 2012 UEFA Champions League finals, there's still business to settle between Real Madrid & FC Bayern Munich. Bayern holds a 2-1 lead in the first leg of the semifinals match (Wedneday, April 25, 2:45 p.m. ET | Fox Soccer Channel). Cristiano Ronaldo says his team will overcome the one-goal lead. "It's a big game [on Wednesday] and we're going to win it because we're playing in front of our fans," he told reporters. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Football
Florida Bar Sign: Tebow Will Be Boinking Kardashian In No Time [PHOTO]

Florida Bar Sign: Tebow Will Be Boinking Kardashian In No Time [PHOTO]

Legend has it that Harry's Banana Farm in Lake Worth, Florida got its name after a kid's ball club wouldn't take money from a bar. So Harry's Open Door was changed to it's current incarnation. Once named one of America's sleaziest bars by Penthouse, as of a few years ago customers were able to get a 60-ounce draft for $6. The place opens for boozers at 7 a.m. and serves your normal bar food. Harry's is also known for its catchy billboards. JUMP!

Apr 24, 2012Other Sports
Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Mavericks’ Meghan Went To Arkansas! [PHOTOS]

Dancers Of The NBA Playoffs: Mavericks’ Meghan Went To Arkansas! [PHOTOS]

What exactly do they feed women in the SEC that makes them turn into either an NBA dancer or a boutique owner in a Dallas galleria? And they're all blonde. It's as if the Gods figured that women in the south would be good at three things: Shakin' it for NBA fans, selling fat women clothes they shouldn't be wearing and being hot trophy wives. It's an amazing world God has created. Take Mavs dancer Meghan. She's already an all star at two of the three. JUMP!