Gonna make this one short because it's Monday, it's getting late and my ass spent most of the weekend entertaining you guys because Screencapper Matt decided to work for like 2 hours each day. Anyway, here are the 3 Biggest Douchebags At Game Two Of The Knicks-Heat Series. You'd get more than three but, again, I'm tired and not really in the mood to expand this to four or five douchebags. Cool? JUMP!
Anyone think the Jizz Blaster brothers (no Rob) wearing these Gronk Nation shirts in Manhattan, Kansas over the weekend kinda diminishes the brand? We're down with the Zubaz, but was there a need to have Gronk Nation shirts made? There better be some smartass saying on the back. There better be a "Yo Soy Fiesta" or a "2 Girls, 1 Gronk." Something. Anyway, who's the chick? JUMP!
• Sara Jean Underwood's sexy cosplay outfit • Victoria Justice in XEX magazine • Miss USA Alyssa Campanella's sexy cleavage • Rosario Dawson was easily the hottest • Candice Swanepoel gets colorful • Madalina Ghenea fills out her bikini splendidly • Rihanna shows off her bikini body in Hawaii • Brazilian hottie Gabriela Paganini
Team BC was at Bryce Harper's debut Saturday night in Los Angeles and just happened to be sitting in a suite next to the Harper family. Just our luck. Bryce's father is the guy with the shaved head and the girl wearing red is Bryce's sister. The big mystery is who is the girl in the black shirt going nuts with anticipation every time Bryce stepped to the plate. It's not his last known girlfriend Alyssa Rodriguez? One of you bros knows Harper inside out. Let us know. More photos – JUMP!
Here we figured all these years that Jim Thome spent his winters in a double wide in Peoria, IL and scrapped by because he was an Every Man. We've been lied to by broadcasters who've given Thome his Paul Bunyan mystique, yet the guy is now living in a house with his & hers showers. Just look at that bathroom. Never seen a double wide with marble floors before. We've had enough, baseball broadcasters. The guy doesn't eat deer meat in December. JUMP!
Way back in 2009 Busted Coverage introduced the Internet to a Florida State soccer player named Margo Mcauley. It was just one of our normal hot chick posts. Nothing special. She had about a dozen bikini photos and a great tan. That was then. Last night we received an email tipping us off to the news that Margo is now one of the Axe girls and that a new commercial will feature the former Florida State soccer player sweating & playing with a soccer ball.JUMP!
As mentioned in the Daily Dump, Warren Sapp has moved on from his gig at the NFL Network to the frontier of TV court judge. No, we're not kidding. This is the real deal. He's really going to be a judge on your television at some point very soon. Again, not kidding. The former NFLer joins the likes of Judge Joe Brown, Judge Judy, Judge Greg Mathis, etc. How serious is this situation? A production company paid people to sit in Sapp's court this weekend. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Normally we'd just leave Erin Andrews alone and not talk about her attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner unless she was drunk or sucking neck with Bob Schieffer. But then Pageviews goes and prods us to post something about this ridiculous dress she wore Saturday night in D.C. Head to knees everything seems to be in order and very White House dinner-y. And then the wild ass action gets rolling on the red carpet. JUMP!
Now, before you start screaming that this is just some stupid wild rumor and no human would put $1.8 million on a first-round NBA game, realize that Floyd Mayweather's track record speaks for itself. For example, Money has bet $150,000 on the Little Caesars Bowl. But what's odd about this tweet last night from Twitter sports badboy Incarcerated Bob is that Floyd isn't known to brag about his bets until they're winners. Think he was sweating down 21? JUMP!
At what point does MLB come up with some stupid idea like barbed wire fence around their fields to prevent drunks from going over the 4 1/2 foot walls to run around an outfield. Electric fences? Cattle prod force field that knows fans from players because of a chip implanted in your shoulder before entry to MLB games? Just another weekend in baseball. Two fans running on fields, including one in L.A. who just wanted to meet Bryce Harper. JUMP!
Remember that Boston Red Sox 100th anniversary game a couple weeks ago where Kevin Millar & Pedro Martinez appeared to be hammered? The big news for us in that game was that the Sox were wearing plain white hats. No logo or writing. We figured it was just a matter of time before a Baseball Cap Bank Robber used one to confuse the fuzz. Guess what we think happened in Florida on Friday? Throwback robber! JUMP!
• Warren Sapp's new gig... TV court judge • Flyers fan buys a "The Black Guy" #17 jersey • Old lady wins $63k on 10-cent horse bet • Kentucky recruit Archie Goodwin gets new tat • H.S. pitcher drills bird with pitch, bird flies away! • New Miranda Kerr Victoria's Secret Pics • Bikini Chick To Get You Through Monday: Melissa • Batshit Crazy Bikini Of The Day Via This Broad
Of course we'd never heard of this golfer Ryan Palmer before yesterday's Zurich Open. And then the guy took off his golf hat. Here we figured this guy had a sweet tan over his entire head. How exactly does he go about his life with a two-toned melon? Wear a hat at all times? In MLB news, the Baltimore Orioles can lead the A.L. East through April with a win tonight against the Yankees and a Rays loss in Seattle. Enjoy it while you can, O's fan. Let's get rolling!
In the history of the modern Internet, has any other teenage model dominated like Kate Upton has in 2012? Simple answer – no. She started this year with the release of her 2012 Beach Bunny Swimwear photos, then made a visit to the Super Bowl festivities and polished off February with the release of her Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover. Three days later she was back in the news for a reported relationship with Mark Sanchez. Still, she's just 19. JUMP!
Oh, poor Wayne Gretzky. His daughter, Paulina, is in Vegas this weekend partying like a champ at Tao Beach and one of her friends goes and uploads a semi-SFW crotch shot to Instagram. The rest is history. We're pretty sure Paulina and girlfriends were in town for a bachelorette party. Like it really matters. What matters at the end of the day is that this chick is just as crazy as you thought – and then some. Best photos of The Great One's daughter you'll ever see – JUMP!
By now half of America is aware of the Red Sox fan getting kicked in the face during a wild fan fight Friday night at Yankee Stadium. Thanks to the sleuth work of Joe N. we now know the name of Red Sox Chick. Say hello to Nicole Marquez. Ironically, she's going to school at the New York Institute of Technology and playing softball for the school. Don't get greedy, she only has four public photos on her Facebook account from her trip to enemy territory. JUMP!
Know why we love our readers? Guys like Jason B. are sitting on their asses on a Sunday afternoon watching the Utah vs. San Antonio game and sending us screencaps of bullshit like this from ESPN. How does shit like this happen? It's the weekend, people are hungover and some smartass intern figures nobody is watching this game so he'll slip in a Phoenix victory. Guess who's not in the playoffs? Phoenix. Now, don't mind us, we're heading off to watch our 60 Minutes DVR.
Bryce Harper, the Washington Nationals rookie, got his first hit of his Major League Baseball career off of a Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher for a double. Some Dodgers fans decided to moon, not only their pitcher, but also Bryce Harper. Yeah, it doesn't make sense to moon your own pitcher but the kids look pretty young. This may be the best rookie troll move of all time. We enhanced the image after the JUMP!