• In Vegas? Get your ass to O'Shea's; final St. Patty's • Check out this guy's March Madness TV setup • Um, what's that? N.D. loses on lane violation? HA! • OU students already snapping up Michi-gone shirts • Tweet Beef: Buster Olney vs. YES reporter • Kate Upton is beefing with another SI model? • 9 Hotties Of International Field Hockey To Peruse • Jennifer Lawrence Surfer Butt
All is not lost for the Duke basketball program. Most of these guys have a NCAA tournament ring, so why not bail early, get home and hit some faux Irish bar in Durham that opened at 5:30 this morning? Makes sense to us. Guess how many tournament wins Lehigh now has in its history. One. Guess Duke's FG% from 3-point range last night: 23%. Boys, when you fire 6-of-26 from three, you're going to lose to a #15. Kudos. Let's get rolling!
• March Madness mascot freaking w/cheerleader • Best March Madness screencaps - Day Two • Well, that was quick - Dontrelle Willis released • 33 Reasons You Should Love Ireland: Bono, Beer... • Steve Spurrier showing off flapjacks at practice • Paul McCartney & The Topless Girl On A Beach • Boobs: Introducing...Madalina Ghenea Chiambretti • Jessica Simpson can't get enough sex these days
Things have been going badly for Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom this season and it looks like he's isolated the reason -- his wife, Khloe Kardashian. We told you so. Lamar reportedly blames the couple's stupid reality show for taking his focus off the game and has decided to take a step back from his marriage. He's apparently even gone so far as to stop having sex with that disgusting-looking woman. It's about time. Come back to us, Lamar!
Yeah, the quality on this pictures is absolutely terrible. Blame it on TNT's shitty HD cameras. This Norfolk State cheerleader wanted to show off her tongue ring to the world. I'm sure your parents are real proud of your accomplishment cheerleader. Norfolk State is actually giving Missouri all they can handle right now as the 2 seed takes on the 15 seed in Omaha, Nebraska. JUMP!
Logically, Los Angeles Lakers forward Pau Gasol celebrated the fact he didn't get dealt before the NBA trade deadline by singing. Okay, maybe it's not totally logical. Gasol did, however, attend a fundraiser last night where he was more than happy to jump on stage and show off his vocal stylings. He needs to stick to playing basketball because he sounded terrible. That's not to mention his song selection left a little to be desired. Here's the video.
Is it possible that Bret Bielema didn't go on a honeymoon this week and instead is busy promoting cars at a Chevy dealership instead? Via the Bielema Twitter account: Like this new ride? Only purchased by the most passionate badger fan! That was posted yesterday afternoon. Then, today, Bret posted this photo of construction at Camp Randall. As we've been mentioning, Bret married his 20-something smokeshow on Saturday. Is his Twitter account being handled by some intern?
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Tried to tell the Internet that Gronk was going hard this week in Aruba. Ho-hum, we'll just go along with our reporting while the Boston Herald sits on its hands. Anyway, looks like your hero last night took his Fiesta to Senor Frogs for some me-time with the ladies. The guy is still only 22 and living the life you bros can only dream of. Spring Break broads being swatted away like pesky mosquitos. Life is tough for this guy. JUMP!
Of course we despise soccer dorks and those who play a sport where diving and acting like a giant pussy are usually rewarded. Now, there are those of you in the United States who claim to be 'HUGE' soccer fans and think the sport is so special. Defend this garbage from Marko Devic of FC Metalist Kharkiv in the Ukraine Premier League. Yeah, this happened this week during a penalty kick. JUMP!
It's a sad day for all of us Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart fans out there. The former WWF wrestler was sentenced yesterday on drug charges stemming from a 2010 case. From his booking info, we know that The Anvil has been pounding the burgers and fries. He's listed at 5-11, 320 lbs. You know you're getting old when half of the Hart Foundation can barely get out of his jail bunk without an oxygen mask. Who can forget how great of a promo guy Neidhart was back in the day? So sad.
• Update: Danny Briere didn't send Gina Lynn dick pics • Nebraska's bball coaching search is a clusterf*ck • WTF? Busty Swede loses boob in mud wrestling mishap • Reggie Miller murders this March Madness cliché • Shaka Smart wore same tie, shirt from 2011 tourney • Bikini Model Alex Needs A Loser Blogger Boyfriend • England finally exports a true bikini model - Kayleigh • Candice Swanepoel goes topless for Vogue!
Normally we wouldn't kill a CBS intern over missing the 'i' in a case like this. However, this graphic was cued up and waiting to drop at the end of last night's games. Someone better get their intern resume together. BC tried to warn CBS not to get all LOL at ESPN fails. Kudos to Kige Ramsey (YouTube Sports) for the grab. So your upsets are Wichita St. & UNLV going down (full scoreboard). And how about the Big East. West Virginia plays like garbage & UConn loses. Let's get rolling!
Former Los Angeles Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton now pitches for the Kansas City Royals, which isn't a good sign for the trajectory of his career. We now have to wonder if his weight has anything to do with this. We never realized it before, but Broxton is one fat bastard. He weighs in at 300 pounds. We know this thanks to teammates Everett Teaford and Tim Collins, who stuffed themselves into one leg of Broxton's pants. Think they're sending a message? JUMP!
• MUST-SEE: Alex Ovechkin's bracket • 158 Orlando Magic dancer pic gallery! • Tampa Rays shave their heads for charity • Erin Andrews' Final Four picks are... • Selena Gomez hot tub extravaganza! • Best Bikini Gallery Of The Night: Nina Agdal • Rita Rusic walking around Miami braless! • Well, Hello: Victoria's Secret invades Spring Break
Jeff Fabry can shoot an arrow straighter than you, which wouldn't really be notable except for the fact he only has one arm. Fabry is a member of the U.S. archery team and will be going for gold at the London Olympics. He's also seemingly an all-around swell guy. We're pretty sure this makes him better than all of us. Take a break from watching basketball and eating Cheetos and check it out here.
Kate Middleton in pants on a field hockey pitch didn't sound that interesting until about an hour ago. It's not that Kate isn't hot in a 'I'd sleep with her if she was game' kinda way. She is more than capable of stopping us in our tracks. It's just that we seem to forget about her until she's promoting the London Olympics in pants that'll likely need to be removed via athletic trainer scissors. Hands down, Hottest Field Hockey Chick You'll See All Day - JUMP!
Have the games been kinda boring this afternoon? Not if you're a racists at the Kansas State vs. Southern Miss game, according to our friends at Buzzfeed. According to the audiologists, that is the Southern Miss band chanting 'Where's your green card?' to freshman guard Angel Rodriguez during the Wildcats 70-64 victory. Would you expect anything less Mississippi rednecks? JUMP!
For those of you wondering what sunny locale Rob Gronkowski is bro-ing out at this week, the answer is Aruba. Your hero has shunned Florida for the Caribbean getaway where Americans have spotted Yo Soy Fiesta in the hotel and at the pool. Of course some guy who goes by Partyboy on Twitter ran into Gronk at what we presume to be the resort bar. JUMP!