Not a secret - the Rangers & Devils hate each other. The coaches hate each other. The goons really hate each other. The Zamboni drivers hate each other. Etc. So it was no secret what would happen at the beginning of last night's game. :03 into the showdown and six pugilists were dropping gloves and hammering each other. Yep, that's a member of the ice team cleaning blood off the ice. JUMP!
Got ourselves a strong Daughter of the Year candidate this morning. Her name is Stephanie Bernier and she figured her father would never miss multiple pieces of his sports memorabilia collection. Items such as his 1933 World Series program. Or his 1951 All-Star Game program. Or a Roger Clemens signed baseball. The twist to this story? How dad figured out his collection had been stolen. JUMP!
• Warriors' fans destroyed asshole owner last night • Must-See: Rangers' fans drinking beer thru straws • Hooters ball girl FAIL now in GIF form • Kansas cheerleaders save man trapped under car • Spring Break Fights: Man bites off dude's ear! • Rob Ryan's Clipboard Girl Diora Baird Update • Arm Bra Model Of The Day Is - Kimberly! • Funbags: Snooki's cans on vacation in Cancun
No idea how old this Ovi photo is. One of you hockey dorks will feel the need to destroy us, saying how 'old' this Russian Sex Cannon pic is. Send your love: firstname.lastname@example.org - will be waiting. In NBA news, how about last night's performance from the Orlando Magic. 59 points - in a single NBA game. 11 4th quarter points. 35% from the field. In NFL news, the Broncos went from 70-1 Super Bowl favorites to 10-1 to win it all with Manning. Let's get rolling!
Ladies, it's your lucky day if you've ever had dreams of marrying the man of your dreams at home plate at Rangers Ballpark. Not satisfied with a reception inside the ballpark? Not satisfied with the standard fan tour where you get to visit the lockerroom and sniff the same air as Josh Hamilton? The Texas Rangers have the ultimate fan experience. How cool would it be to sit behind home plate and taunt your buddy who's about to get tied down? JUMP!
• Phillies fans boo Hooters spring training ball girl • What happens when you call Bob Knight's cellphone? • Bare Leg. Karolina Kurkova. Wood-inducing • BEST HANDBRA OF THE DAY! NO CONTEST • F*****CK! Jessica Simpson invades Mr. Chow's • Who wants to see a pregnant Kris Jenner; handbra? • Former UFC Ring Girl Natasha Wicks still modeling • Multiple hot chicks you didn't sleep with this weekend
Former Boston Celtics & Miami Heat multi-millionaire Antoine Walker has fallen pretty far since his (kind of) glorious NBA days. Walker is having a little financial difficulty. He filed for bankruptcy in 2010 and was just forced to sell his 2006 NBA Championship ring. It fetched a nice price, but isn't going to come anywhere near paying off Walker's debt. Oh, and did we mention Antoine is playing in the D-League? Gotta make a paycheck somehow, we guess. JUMP!
We're headed to the Pacific Northwest to check in on the Portland Trail Blazers' Dancers. Specifically Amanda, a gorgeous blonde with a big smile! An outdoorsy kinda girl that loves to fish, bike and hike, Amanda also knows a thing or two about wearing tight ass dresses that show off all of her best parts. She's also persistent. It took this firecracker five attempts before she made the Trailblazers dance team. JUMP!
There's a good chance this week you'll be hearing quite a bit about Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Laura Vikmanis. Laura holds the NFL record for oldest cheerleader - 43. Of course her story dominated the cheerleading circuit in 2011 when it became a sensation. The offers soon followed Guess what comes out this week? Yep, the book. And there are boob references. JUMP!
Miguel Cabrera's face will look differnt the next time you see him doing interviews on ESPN. A solid guess is that he'll need 3-4 stitches to close the gash under his right eye that resulted via a Hunter Pence during today's spring training game against Philadelphia. A bad hop, and sunglasses, played a role in Cabrera looking like he'd been in a UFC fight with Jon "Bones" Jones. Like a stuck pig. JUMP!
The big weekend news in Ottawa, Ontario? This lesbian wedding proposal Saturday night where Senators fan asked for her Toronto Maple Leafs lesbian lover's hand in marriage. This isn't some sort of joke conjured up by rascally interns. Real deal. Really lesbians showing love in front of thousands of unsuspecting fans. Oh, just wait until Rush Limbaugh hears about these Canadian sluts disgracing a hockey game. JUMP!
Guess how happy Ryan Clady is to not have to run a zone-read offense next season with Baby Jesus under center? Very. The Peyton Manning to Denver news is spreading around the world one tweet, Facebook message and ESPN headline. Of course this means Baby Jesus will be shipped out. Can you say Tebow to Jacksonville for a 7th round draft pick. Gotta feel bad for the Denver radio host who got the Tebow tattoo last fall. (@RyanClady)
Did you know that Bay City, Michigan is home to many fine Irishmen? Same here. Anyway, the locals had their parade, got drunk, probably watched the Nationwide race at Bristol and punched each other. Nothing gets chicks in Bay City punchy like some Ne-Yo & Pitbull background music. Just look at the weight difference as Notorious B-I-G-G-I-N' (shoeless, by the way) decides to throw around her weight. Oh, it's on, bitches! JUMP!
Via: A Sand Springs basketball coach was arrested Saturday morning on a felony rape complaint after meeting a 17-year-old student at a hotel for sex, according to her arrest report. Erin Kathleen Queen, 27, was arrested at 5:30 a.m. Saturday on a complaint of first-degree rape after telling police she had sexual intercourse with her 17-year-old student at the Candlewood Suites at 10008 E. 73rd St., according to the report. Here's her cached Twitter account. Note: she's married!
• Blake Griffin destroys this lady's nachos & beer • Hank Haney: Tiger pulls porn prank on golfer • Charles Barkley cracks 'Hardcore Porn' joke • Owen Wilson tapping Brad Penny's sloppy seconds • St. Patrick's Day Twitpic Roundup; Rick Ross, Irish? • Behati Prinsloo bra/undies extravaganza for your Monday • Best Bikini Ass You'll See Today, Maybe All Week: Xenia • Ladies: How To Take Flawless Naked Mirror Pics
How about Kyle & those Kansas Jayhawks? Massive amounts of wild hotel sex last night in Omaha. Kyle just getting drunk at the hotel bar & picking up slutty Kansas chicks. What? That's his son to his left? Doesn't look a bit like his father. In other March Madness news, how about Ohio? 25% of the Sweet 16. One team headed to Elite 8. Ohio U. to face a point guard-less UNC. Only 2 Sweet 16 teams from west of the Mississippi. Wet dream for CBS. Let's get rolling!
Are you a U.S.-based Internet poker dork? Sorry about your luck, but you can't play online at Victory Poker. Instead, the guys banned by the U.S. government have something to ease the pain. It's called Sara Jean Underood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover & Victoria Moore having a cake fight. These four are the Victory Poker models and have raised the bar for international competitors. Remember the Bodog bikini calendars? That is garbage compared to this shoot. LOOK!
How funny is the Missouri loss to Norfolk State inside Kansas? It's so funny that even the nightly news dorks are just laughing in your face, Mizzou. Here is WIBW-13 in Topeka coming back from commercial break and this anchor chick just blatantly laughing at Tiger Nation. You might remember how these two states hate each other and that Mizzou has never been to a Final Four. LOL! LOL! JUMP!
Via: Greenville police said a man who they say is responsible for putting pornographic video up on televisions in a Best Buy store turned himself in after he saw himself in surveillance video on the news. Investigators said that Robert Matthew Holden used a personal electronic device to stream pornography to several “smart TVs” that were on display. He told police it was just a "prank" and he didn't know it was a criminal act. No word if he streamed 'Top Guns.'