Via:Red Sox pitcher Bobby Jenks is facing DUI charges after deputies say he struck two vehicles in the parking lot of Babes strip club in Fort Myers early this morning. Jenks, 31, was pulled over in a white Mercedes SUV near the intersection of Cleveland Avenue and Colonial Boulevard for driving erratically, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Deputies said Jenks said he was "all over the roadway" because he had taken too many muscle relaxers.
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Still trying to figure out if this Phillies bro wet shat himself or if this was just a case of being a moron and sitting on wet outfield grass during yesterday's Yankees game. Yes, this is the kind of sh*t that mesmerizes us on a Friday before hitting Happy Hour. In March Madness news, kudos for Indiana. Why? Because they have the balls to push the basketball up and down against Kentucky. Might have lost, 102-90, but still deserves our appreciation. Let's get rolling!
Shouldn't there be a marketing meeting between Hooters and MLB where the sides come together for a campaign to put Hooters girls down the line at all spring training games? Is there a logical reason to watch past the 5th inning of these games. That's the only reason we're still watching at 6 p.m. on a Friday night. Totally want to see a Hooters girl diving for a liner. Instead we get this chick booting a grounder. JUMP!
• Ashley Tisdale has an awesome bikini booty • Brooklyn Decker is one hell of a hottie • Doutzen Kroes flaunts her tiny bikini • Today's top #FriskyFriday photos • Sara Jean Underwood meets Rosie Jones in spread • Samantha Droke decides to wear a tiny bikini as well • Rebecca Lynn loves to show off what she has • Swedish model Johanna Lundback flaunts it
Nothing good can come out of this, right? Eagles WR Riley Cooper tweeted this afternoon: Selling my Escalade Ext 2010 with 11,000 miles. Let me know if anyone is interested(.) Maybe Cooper is just a trustworthy guy who really knows the sincerity of his 35,500 followers. Maybe this is some sort of secret code to pick up broads this evening. Who knows. But since he's asking, get your asses over to Cooper's Car Lot. If you test drive let us know how it rides. (@RileyCooper_14)
The story of Trayvon Martin, the 17-year-old black Florida boy killed by a 28-year-old Hispanic, has brought race in America into focus once again. Martin's killer hasn't been prosecuted because he claims he shot the boy in self defense. The story has made people take notice, among those, the Miami Heat, who today showed support for Martin, and Geraldo, who pretty much just said something stupid.
Remember Brewers superfan Front Row Amy, the beautifully well-endowed woman sitting behind home plate that took the Internet by storm during the Brew Crew's 2011 playoff run? Of course you remember Amy. Dumb question. Anyway, she's back and wants you to offer you the opportunity to experience as baseball game from her perspective. From her seat at Miller Park. JUMP!
Here's the thing when BC tries to find hot Xavier cheerleaders to get you guys excited for tonight's Sweet 16 game against Baylor - it's nearly impossible. Again, this is Xavier, a private school where chicks don't usually end up for cheerleading. Asher did his best and came up with Ashlee. She seems to be cool enough. Rockin' body, party attitude and hoping for some face time on CBS this evening. JUMP!
The folks at NESN announced today that the Jenny Dell sideline reporter era officially begins tomorrow for men who used to be infatuated with Heidi Watney. You can officially turn your attention to Dell during tomorrow's game on NESN. That's right, NESN is alerting press that they're unveiling a new baseball sideline reporter. It's that big of a deal. Dell's Twitter account sits at 10k followers. Expect that number to explode. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Lesley Visser's face was all the rage last night because people sure as hell didn't see in during the first weekend of March Madness, right? Folks, her face has been like this since football season. Where have you been? So leave it to Spokane CBS affiliate sports director Tim Lewis to lead the dickish charge last night towards a CBS sideline reporter. If this came from an ABC or NBC sports director it would make sense. But, CBS? Shame on you, Lewis. JUMP!
Nope, don't regret that headline one bit. Nope, not afraid of the Bible thumpers headed our way to threaten violence against us. Nope, not afraid of the a**holes who'll tell us we're going to Hell. It's your great leader, Pat Robertson, who went on TV last night and openly rooted for Peyton Manning to get hurt so the Denver Broncos would learn a lesson. What lesson? That you don't trade God's son. Of course this guy deserves to be smacked around by Lexington Steele. JUMP!
The St. Lucie (Florida) Mudjam bills itself as "500 Acres of Mud & Party." Cops say this couple got a little intoxicated at last week's Mudjam and decided to do some work on each others face. As you can see, the wife got a black eye while she ripped her husband's face with her fingernails. What brought on this spat? Strippers at Mudjam, of course. JUMP!
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Yes, ESPN fired a mobile app editor last night. No biggie. Just another day, another job opening. (via @Sniff009) As for the other games, we'd like to give a special shout out to Bo Ryan and his Wisconsin Badgers for running out the clock on their season and then going for a high-percentage shot from beyond NBA range. No reason to drive and dish. No reason trying to draw a foul on a drive. In NHL news, have you found Paul Bissonette's underwear? Let's get rolling!