2012 March - page 5
Mar 19, 2012Football
PEYTON MANNING TO BRONCOS! PEYTON MANNING TO BRONCOS! RAWRRRR!

PEYTON MANNING TO BRONCOS! PEYTON MANNING TO BRONCOS! RAWRRRR!

Guess how happy Ryan Clady is to not have to run a zone-read offense next season with Baby Jesus under center? Very. The Peyton Manning to Denver news is spreading around the world one tweet, Facebook message and ESPN headline. Of course this means Baby Jesus will be shipped out. Can you say Tebow to Jacksonville for a 7th round draft pick. Gotta feel bad for the Denver radio host who got the Tebow tattoo last fall. (@RyanClady)

Mar 19, 2012
Guy Wearing ‘I Love Busch’ Shirt Breaks Up This St. Patrick’s Day Chick Brawl

Guy Wearing ‘I Love Busch’ Shirt Breaks Up This St. Patrick’s Day Chick Brawl

Did you know that Bay City, Michigan is home to many fine Irishmen? Same here. Anyway, the locals had their parade, got drunk, probably watched the Nationwide race at Bristol and punched each other. Nothing gets chicks in Bay City punchy like some Ne-Yo & Pitbull background music. Just look at the weight difference as Notorious B-I-G-G-I-N' (shoeless, by the way) decides to throw around her weight. Oh, it's on, bitches! JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Oklahoma Basketball Coach Erin Queen Arrested For Underage Boning [Cuff ‘Em]

Oklahoma Basketball Coach Erin Queen Arrested For Underage Boning [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: A Sand Springs basketball coach was arrested Saturday morning on a felony rape complaint after meeting a 17-year-old student at a hotel for sex, according to her arrest report. Erin Kathleen Queen, 27, was arrested at 5:30 a.m. Saturday on a complaint of first-degree rape after telling police she had sexual intercourse with her 17-year-old student at the Candlewood Suites at 10008 E. 73rd St., according to the report. Here's her cached Twitter account. Note: she's married!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Kyle Willed His Kansas Jayhawks Back From The Dead Against Purdue [Morning Twitpic]

Kyle Willed His Kansas Jayhawks Back From The Dead Against Purdue [Morning Twitpic]

How about Kyle & those Kansas Jayhawks? Massive amounts of wild hotel sex last night in Omaha. Kyle just getting drunk at the hotel bar & picking up slutty Kansas chicks. What? That's his son to his left? Doesn't look a bit like his father. In other March Madness news, how about Ohio? 25% of the Sweet 16. One team headed to Elite 8. Ohio U. to face a point guard-less UNC. Only 2 Sweet 16 teams from west of the Mississippi. Wet dream for CBS. Let's get rolling!

Mar 17, 2012Other Sports
Victory Poker Advertising Strategy: Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones & Friends Food Fight

Victory Poker Advertising Strategy: Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones & Friends Food Fight

Are you a U.S.-based Internet poker dork? Sorry about your luck, but you can't play online at Victory Poker. Instead, the guys banned by the U.S. government have something to ease the pain. It's called Sara Jean Underood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover & Victoria Moore having a cake fight. These four are the Victory Poker models and have raised the bar for international competitors. Remember the Bodog bikini calendars? That is garbage compared to this shoot. LOOK!

Mar 17, 2012Other Sports
WIBW Anchor Chick Laughing At Mizzou For Losing To Norfolk State [VIDEO]

WIBW Anchor Chick Laughing At Mizzou For Losing To Norfolk State [VIDEO]

How funny is the Missouri loss to Norfolk State inside Kansas? It's so funny that even the nightly news dorks are just laughing in your face, Mizzou. Here is WIBW-13 in Topeka coming back from commercial break and this anchor chick just blatantly laughing at Tiger Nation. You might remember how these two states hate each other and that Mizzou has never been to a Final Four. LOL! LOL! JUMP!

Mar 17, 2012Features
What, You Can’t Send Porn To Best Buy TVs Via A Smart Phone? [Cuff ‘Em]

What, You Can’t Send Porn To Best Buy TVs Via A Smart Phone? [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Greenville police said a man who they say is responsible for putting pornographic video up on televisions in a Best Buy store turned himself in after he saw himself in surveillance video on the news. Investigators said that Robert Matthew Holden used a personal electronic device to stream pornography to several “smart TVs” that were on display. He told police it was just a "prank" and he didn't know it was a criminal act. No word if he streamed 'Top Guns.'

Mar 17, 2012Other Sports
At Least Duke Basketball Players Can Bro Out At St. Patty’s Parties [Morning Twitpic]

At Least Duke Basketball Players Can Bro Out At St. Patty’s Parties [Morning Twitpic]

All is not lost for the Duke basketball program. Most of these guys have a NCAA tournament ring, so why not bail early, get home and hit some faux Irish bar in Durham that opened at 5:30 this morning? Makes sense to us. Guess how many tournament wins Lehigh now has in its history. One. Guess Duke's FG% from 3-point range last night: 23%. Boys, when you fire 6-of-26 from three, you're going to lose to a #15. Kudos. Let's get rolling!

Mar 16, 2012Other Sports
Report: Lamar Cuts Khloe Off… Sexually

Report: Lamar Cuts Khloe Off… Sexually

Things have been going badly for Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom this season and it looks like he's isolated the reason -- his wife, Khloe Kardashian. We told you so. Lamar reportedly blames the couple's stupid reality show for taking his focus off the game and has decided to take a step back from his marriage. He's apparently even gone so far as to stop having sex with that disgusting-looking woman. It's about time. Come back to us, Lamar!

Mar 16, 2012Other Sports
Norfolk State Cheerleader Shows Off Tongue Ring To National Television [PHOTOS]

Norfolk State Cheerleader Shows Off Tongue Ring To National Television [PHOTOS]

Yeah, the quality on this pictures is absolutely terrible. Blame it on TNT's shitty HD cameras. This Norfolk State cheerleader wanted to show off her tongue ring to the world. I'm sure your parents are real proud of your accomplishment cheerleader. Norfolk State is actually giving Missouri all they can handle right now as the 2 seed takes on the 15 seed in Omaha, Nebraska. JUMP!

Mar 16, 2012Other Sports
Pau Gasol Sings The Fray [Video]

Pau Gasol Sings The Fray [Video]

Logically, Los Angeles Lakers forward Pau Gasol celebrated the fact he didn't get dealt before the NBA trade deadline by singing. Okay, maybe it's not totally logical. Gasol did, however, attend a fundraiser last night where he was more than happy to jump on stage and show off his vocal stylings. He needs to stick to playing basketball because he sounded terrible. That's not to mention his song selection left a little to be desired. Here's the video.

Mar 16, 2012Football
Bret Bielema’s Honeymoon Rental Car Gets Great Gas Mileage

Bret Bielema’s Honeymoon Rental Car Gets Great Gas Mileage

Is it possible that Bret Bielema didn't go on a honeymoon this week and instead is busy promoting cars at a Chevy dealership instead? Via the Bielema Twitter account: Like this new ride? Only purchased by the most passionate badger fan! That was posted yesterday afternoon. Then, today, Bret posted this photo of construction at Camp Randall. As we've been mentioning, Bret married his 20-something smokeshow on Saturday. Is his Twitter account being handled by some intern?

Mar 16, 2012Features
You Must Be Irish…, Erin Go Bra-Less & A Great Drinking Hat [Daily WTF]

You Must Be Irish…, Erin Go Bra-Less & A Great Drinking Hat [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 16, 2012Football
Gronk Having A Ménage á Trois Fiesta At Senor Frogs Last Night In Aruba [PHOTOS]

Gronk Having A Ménage á Trois Fiesta At Senor Frogs Last Night In Aruba [PHOTOS]

Tried to tell the Internet that Gronk was going hard this week in Aruba. Ho-hum, we'll just go along with our reporting while the Boston Herald sits on its hands. Anyway, looks like your hero last night took his Fiesta to Senor Frogs for some me-time with the ladies. The guy is still only 22 and living the life you bros can only dream of. Spring Break broads being swatted away like pesky mosquitos. Life is tough for this guy. JUMP!

Mar 16, 2012
FC Metalist Kharkiv’s Marko Devic With Biggest P*ssy Penalty Kick – EVER! [VIDEO]

FC Metalist Kharkiv’s Marko Devic With Biggest P*ssy Penalty Kick – EVER! [VIDEO]

Of course we despise soccer dorks and those who play a sport where diving and acting like a giant pussy are usually rewarded. Now, there are those of you in the United States who claim to be 'HUGE' soccer fans and think the sport is so special. Defend this garbage from Marko Devic of FC Metalist Kharkiv in the Ukraine Premier League. Yeah, this happened this week during a penalty kick. JUMP!

Mar 16, 2012Features
WWF Wrestler Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart Jailed On Drug Possession Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

WWF Wrestler Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart Jailed On Drug Possession Charges [Cuff ‘Em]

It's a sad day for all of us Jim 'The Anvil' Neidhart fans out there. The former WWF wrestler was sentenced yesterday on drug charges stemming from a 2010 case. From his booking info, we know that The Anvil has been pounding the burgers and fries. He's listed at 5-11, 320 lbs. You know you're getting old when half of the Hart Foundation can barely get out of his jail bunk without an oxygen mask. Who can forget how great of a promo guy Neidhart was back in the day? So sad.

Mar 16, 2012Other Sports
CBS Fired A March Madness Intern Last Night: Where’s The ‘I’? [Morning Twitpic]

CBS Fired A March Madness Intern Last Night: Where’s The ‘I’? [Morning Twitpic]

Normally we wouldn't kill a CBS intern over missing the 'i' in a case like this. However, this graphic was cued up and waiting to drop at the end of last night's games. Someone better get their intern resume together. BC tried to warn CBS not to get all LOL at ESPN fails. Kudos to Kige Ramsey (YouTube Sports) for the grab. So your upsets are Wichita St. & UNLV going down (full scoreboard). And how about the Big East. West Virginia plays like garbage & UConn loses. Let's get rolling!

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
Two KC Royals Can Fit Into Jonathan Broxton’s Pants – Literally!

Two KC Royals Can Fit Into Jonathan Broxton’s Pants – Literally!

Former Los Angeles Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton now pitches for the Kansas City Royals, which isn't a good sign for the trajectory of his career. We now have to wonder if his weight has anything to do with this. We never realized it before, but Broxton is one fat bastard. He weighs in at 300 pounds. We know this thanks to teammates Everett Teaford and Tim Collins, who stuffed themselves into one leg of Broxton's pants. Think they're sending a message? JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
If Only We Could Hire Olympian Jeff Fabry To Tranquilizer Dart The Kardashians

If Only We Could Hire Olympian Jeff Fabry To Tranquilizer Dart The Kardashians

Jeff Fabry can shoot an arrow straighter than you, which wouldn't really be notable except for the fact he only has one arm. Fabry is a member of the U.S. archery team and will be going for gold at the London Olympics. He's also seemingly an all-around swell guy. We're pretty sure this makes him better than all of us. Take a break from watching basketball and eating Cheetos and check it out here.

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
Kate Middleton’s Field Hockey Pants Will Bring Tears To Your Eyes [PHOTOS]

Kate Middleton’s Field Hockey Pants Will Bring Tears To Your Eyes [PHOTOS]

Kate Middleton in pants on a field hockey pitch didn't sound that interesting until about an hour ago. It's not that Kate isn't hot in a 'I'd sleep with her if she was game' kinda way. She is more than capable of stopping us in our tracks. It's just that we seem to forget about her until she's promoting the London Olympics in pants that'll likely need to be removed via athletic trainer scissors. Hands down, Hottest Field Hockey Chick You'll See All Day - JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
Rednecks Chanting ‘Where’s Your Green Card’ During Kansas St.-Southern Miss [VIDEO]

Rednecks Chanting ‘Where’s Your Green Card’ During Kansas St.-Southern Miss [VIDEO]

Have the games been kinda boring this afternoon? Not if you're a racists at the Kansas State vs. Southern Miss game, according to our friends at Buzzfeed. According to the audiologists, that is the Southern Miss band chanting 'Where's your green card?' to freshman guard Angel Rodriguez during the Wildcats 70-64 victory. Would you expect anything less Mississippi rednecks? JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Football
Yo Soy Fiesta Alert! Rob Gronkowski Vacationing In Aruba [PHOTOS]

Yo Soy Fiesta Alert! Rob Gronkowski Vacationing In Aruba [PHOTOS]

For those of you wondering what sunny locale Rob Gronkowski is bro-ing out at this week, the answer is Aruba. Your hero has shunned Florida for the Caribbean getaway where Americans have spotted Yo Soy Fiesta in the hotel and at the pool. Of course some guy who goes by Partyboy on Twitter ran into Gronk at what we presume to be the resort bar. JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Features
Even Little Girls Hate Lebron James, Free Smells & Tweet Lax Bro [Daily WTF]

Even Little Girls Hate Lebron James, Free Smells & Tweet Lax Bro [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 15, 2012Football
Jeremy Shockey Vs. Amani Toomer Twitter War Includes P*ssing On Wife’s Clothes Claim

Jeremy Shockey Vs. Amani Toomer Twitter War Includes P*ssing On Wife’s Clothes Claim

And here we figured today would be all about college basketball and 18 hours of sitting at the bar. Nope. The New York Daily News became sh*t-stirrers this morning with a 'report' that Jeremy Shockey was interested in a return to the New York Giants. It just happened that old teammate Amani Toomer was reading tweets and saw this news. He responded. Shockey responded to Toomer and it was go time. JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
Ex-Husband: Porn Star Gina Lynn Had Sex With NHLer Scottie Upshall, Shane Victorino

Ex-Husband: Porn Star Gina Lynn Had Sex With NHLer Scottie Upshall, Shane Victorino

Of course Gina Lynn had sex with former Philadelphia Flyers pretty boy Scottie Upshall. Remember this photo from the early days of BC? Porn star Gina Lynn having a pizza party with a couple members of the Flyers? Remember Gina's rack in that shear dress? Of course you do. Now Gina's ex-husband is telling how she had sex with Upshall - while married. And Gina's not denying it. JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Football
Time For Hines Ward To Dump His ‘W’ Hotel House For $7.5MM [PHOTOS]

Time For Hines Ward To Dump His ‘W’ Hotel House For $7.5MM [PHOTOS]

Hines Ward once told Architectural Digest about the dream home he constructed in Atlanta: “Before I built my dream house,” Ward says, “I spent years clipping pictures from magazines. I watch design shows on TV; I make mental notes wherever I go—friends’ places, hotels. You can be amazed at what you pick up just by paying attention.” The place was his pride and joy. Years in the making. Yep, now it's on the market. JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
Tigers Fan: (A.) Catches Foul Ball (B.) Gets Hit In Head (C.) Both (D.) Neither [VIDEO]

Tigers Fan: (A.) Catches Foul Ball (B.) Gets Hit In Head (C.) Both (D.) Neither [VIDEO]

You know why people in Florida are so crazy? Because they have nothing going on all day besides drinking, laying on a beach or sitting at the ballpark in the 9th inning of yesterday's Tigers-Mets game in Lakeland. Seriously, look at how many people are still captivated by a meaningless game filled with scrubs. Just loaded with old people and losers wasting time between job interviews. At least we get a foul ball video out of this. JUMP!

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
1st Known Miami Marlins Baseball Hat Robbery In Connecticut! [Cuff ‘Em]

1st Known Miami Marlins Baseball Hat Robbery In Connecticut! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: New Britain Police are looking for a suspect who held up the TD Bank branch at 587 Hartford Road Wednesday afternoon. Police say he implied he had weapons. They released security camera images of the suspect, who was wearing a Florida Marlins baseball cap. a dark jacket and jeans and plastic rimmed eyeglasses with tiger-stripe pattern frames. Have you seen a black dude cruising around New Britain in a Marlins cap? Let's cash in: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 15, 2012Other Sports
Oh Sh*t, ESPN Fired Its YouTube Editor: That Guy Is Blind, You Morons! [Morning Twitpic]

Oh Sh*t, ESPN Fired Its YouTube Editor: That Guy Is Blind, You Morons! [Morning Twitpic]

Make sure you get a good look at this ESPN YouTube video cutline that was online last night for at least 40 minutes, according to @SportsTalkPhila. As ESPN editors write about La Salle's Ramon Galloway's father: "His father in the crowd, doesn't seem to be paying attention." Well, pops has a good reason. HE'S BLIND! Was shot in his early 20s. Of course the ESPN error has been changed, but not before screencaps went out. So, so good! Let's get rolling!

Mar 14, 2012Other Sports
FUK LBJ Bulls’ Fan Owns A Sweet Red Watch [PHOTO]

FUK LBJ Bulls’ Fan Owns A Sweet Red Watch [PHOTO]

Anyone know who FUK LBJ shirt bro is? So we want to congratulate him on that red watch that's about as gay as Lebron's purse. We're calling it a night. Gotta get rest for 12 hours of March Madness. Send intel to the email account: mail@bustedcoverage.com