The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend & we're told by tipsters that this is the Jizz Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre's bars. Of course we've been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize - we love this guy. Of course he's a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it! JUMP!
Our sources continue to work their sources, but word on the street at Tampa Rays camp is that short-legged mack daddy Don Zimmer has new arm candy for the 2012 season. Just look at that smile coming from a guy walking around town with Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson on his arm. Just flaunting it in the face of all the old coots still married after 61 years. You have to imagine being Don Zimmer is a helluva life. Women just throwing themselves at you. JUMP!
In case you were already at the bar Friday afternoon and didn't hear, NFL Network dropped the hammer on Warren Sapp for his Twitter snitch comments towards Jeremy Shockey. The network, which claims it is totally autonomous from the NFL, says its executives had words with Sapp regarding breaking news and that he's not a reporter. But, according to our friends at SportsRantz.com, there was another punishment that you might not realize. JUMP!
"Yeah, Gronk, what's the most broads you've banged in one Fiesta?" Or, "Uh, yeah, hey bro. Big fan. You ever crush two broads and bonged three beers at the same time?" What about, "Gronk, how do you tell fat broads it's time to go after you've banged them in the shower on spring break?" Get your questions together, Rhode Island meatheads. Your hero is coming to the Kingston campus to give an actual speech. Not kidding. $7. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Get used to it, fellas. This is the future of Skip Bayless on ESPN. Let us recap this press conference for you guys who are at work: I'm here to be a great teammate. I have a great relationship with Rex Ryan. Rex has the same agent as I do. I'm excited to be a Jet. I think it's going to be alot of fun. This is a blessing for me. It's going to be a great opportunity.
Cristiano Ronaldo's WAG Irina Shayk spent the weekend in Miami because that's what hot chicks do with their girlfriends on Sweet 16 weekend. You know how all your 'cool' buddies at work get fired up about going to Vegas for #1 vs. #16 games on the first weekend of March Madness? We hear that Euro WAGs consider Sweet 16 weekend their time to 'get away' and act like fools. Our spies tell us that Shayk had a OSU-Louisville-UK-UNC moneyline parlay that got busted. JUMP!
Yes, we saw Dancing Baylor Fan live during yesterday's game. However, unlike the hundreds of Internet dorks who aren't married, don't have responsibilities besides eating, taking dumps and watching sports, I waited until this morning to address this guy. See, the competition just knows of him as Dancing Baylor Guy. We actually went out and found Thomas Leathers' Facebook photos. JUMP!
ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!
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No biggie, this was from Saturday when nobody is watching SportsCenter. Anyway, how about the Kentucky Final Four? John Clay of the Herald-Leader writes this morning: Welcome to what promises to be the wildest, craziest, most hyped, most exciting, most nerve-wracking and sleepless six days leading up to the biggest, most-anticipated sporting event in the history of our little commonwealth. Bourbon St. is officially on notice. Let's get rolling!
Yes, that is a giant Jim Boeheim and Big Orange mascot signs in the crowd at in the East Regional Final. The Ohio State Buckeyes took on the Syracuse Orange in the Elite Eight where the winner goes to the Final Four. Aaron Craft's family were shown on TV and didn't look like they cared about the game at all. Jim Boeheim was upset with almost every call on the sidelines as the refs continued the tradition of being awful. JUMP!
Louisville's coach Rick Pitino definitely looks like he just lost a lot of blood and is looking for more. He was furiously running around the court in the first half as the Florida Gators drained 3 after 3 in Louisville's face. Both the Louisville and Florida cheerleaders looked hot as usual as the Gators and the Cardinals battled in the Elite Eight. Karl Hess officiated the game so there were a lot of "questionable" calls. JUMP!
Ladies, your baseball dream has come true. The Texas Rangers have finally figured out what you want to eat during a game in the middle of August when it's like 115 at Rangers Ballpark. Here it is, the 2-foot hot dog that'll set you back $26. The silver lining is that this meat missile is meant for two consumers. Imagine racing your husband/boyfriend/partner to the middle. So. Much. Fun! JUMP!
Of course Asher went out and found a Syracuse cheerleader to ogle during tonight's 7 p.m. game against Ohio State. Her name is Siena and she has the usual photo gallery that you guys like. Dirty schoolgirl Halloween costume, standing over a passed out bro, etc. In other words, she'll keep you company during the CBS timeouts. For those of you planning to gamble on the game, you should note that the Buckeyes are -3. More of Siena - JUMP!
The Kansas Jayhawks had just wrapped up a 60-57 victory over N.C. State last night so of course the TBS cameras wanted into Bill Self's lockerroom to get the post-game speech. Congratulations, boys. Blah, blah, blah. Oh, and then Bill reminds certain players that they'll be "taking a leak" after media. Can't say we knew college basketball players were subjected to random drug tests. JUMP!