2012 March - page 4
Mar 21, 2012Football
Yes, Rex Ryan Is In Louisiana Tonight Celebrating Tebow To The Jets News

Yes, Rex Ryan Is In Louisiana Tonight Celebrating Tebow To The Jets News

Our sources on the Bayou tell us that Rex Ryan is in Baton Rouge on the night when Tim Tebow chose his team as a prom date. What's Rex doing in Baton Rouge? Tomorrow is LSU's Pro Day. But what about hugging it out with Tebow tomorrow at Jets HQ? Yeah, probably not going to happen. As you can see, the locals were impressed with Rex sitting down for a meal. Tipsters say he might be drinking at Walk-ons. Get your ass moving - here's a map!

Mar 21, 2012Football
Yes, Gronk Is Pounding Beer Bongs On South Padre [PHOTOS]

Yes, Gronk Is Pounding Beer Bongs On South Padre [PHOTOS]

What did you guys expect from Gronk when it's like 90-degrees, there's beer to be pounded and young broads that need to be impressed? Again, he's 22. Forget the fact that he has two NFL seasons behind him. The Jizz Blaster is on Spring Break, dammit. So the beer bong photos are starting to roll in from South Padre. Maybe you remember Meat earlier this morning nearly passed out in a golf cart and eating pizza. The Gronk HAM Tour is going just fine.

Mar 21, 2012Other Sports
Johnny Damon’s New 29,000 Sq. Ft. Mansion With Bowling Alley! [PHOTOS]

Johnny Damon’s New 29,000 Sq. Ft. Mansion With Bowling Alley! [PHOTOS]

Former Red Sox/Yankees/Rays/Tigers center fielder Johnny Damon may not be playing ball these days, but at least he has something to keep him busy. He has a gigantic house in Florida. And when we say gigantic, we're talking about 29,000-plus square feet. So, while he's waiting for someone to offer him a contract, he can wander around his new home, which he'll probably get lost in. If you're an MLB team, that's why he isn't answering the phone. He's lost. JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Other Sports
#2 Ranked Cal Softball Team Hawaii Bikini Beach Fun [PHOTOS]

#2 Ranked Cal Softball Team Hawaii Bikini Beach Fun [PHOTOS]

Some of you might remember back in November when we warned you that Busted Coverage would be putting our unwavering support behind the Cal softball team during the 2012 season. The reason was simple: infielder Jace Williams is one of the coolest athletes in college sports. That's her, 2nd from right. Yes, fools, Jace is a bikini smokeshow but she's also one of the key players on this #2 ranked Cal team. Did we mention the ladies just got back from Hawaii? JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Other Sports
YOU MUST WATCH THIS MICK PENNISI BASKETBALL FLOP! PLEASE! DO IT! [VIDEO]

YOU MUST WATCH THIS MICK PENNISI BASKETBALL FLOP! PLEASE! DO IT! [VIDEO]

You see that giant bald-headed goon under the basket. Pay attention to that goon. His name is Mick Pennisi and he plays in the Filipino Basketball League. Seriously, he looks like some goon you'd find pounding drafts at the Imperial Palace in Las Vegas. Or the Excalibur. The purpose of giving Mick run on BC today is this flop video featuring Mick. Think soccer players are horrible? You haven't seen sh*t yet, son. JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Football
23 Greatest Tebow To The Jets Twitter F-Bombs

23 Greatest Tebow To The Jets Twitter F-Bombs

The news of Tim Tebow being traded to the NY Jets isn't being digested very well by fans who know this guy is nothing more than a media circus and one of the worst throwing QBs in NFL history. The NY media is out of control. The fans are pissed. Twitter is revolting. F-bombs being dropped at the craziest pace in Twitter history for a single figure. Guys, we're talking about Baby Jesus walking into a powder keg. Let the f-bombs fly! JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Football
Antonio Cromartie Doesn’t Exactly Want Tim Tebow On Jets Roster

Antonio Cromartie Doesn’t Exactly Want Tim Tebow On Jets Roster

TIM TEBOW TO JETS! TIM TEBOW TO JETS FOR 4TH ROUNDER! TIM TEBOW TO JETS! TIM TEBOW TO JETS! BABY JESUS TO THE MEADOWLANDS! TIM TEBOW TO NY MEDIA! TIM TEBOW TO NY/NJ! TIM TEBOW! TIMSANITY! TEBOW AND REX RYAN! TEBOW AND SANTONIO HOLMES! TEBOW AND MARK SANCHEZ! TEBOW RUNNING WILDCAT! TEBOW ON MADISON AVE!

Mar 21, 2012Features
Best Stools Money Can Buy, Quality Service & Here’s The BroncoBuster [Daily WTF]

Best Stools Money Can Buy, Quality Service & Here’s The BroncoBuster [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 21, 2012Football
Tebow Is Allegedly Smitten With Glee’s Dianna Agron; She’s Not A Football Fan [PHOTOS]

Tebow Is Allegedly Smitten With Glee’s Dianna Agron; She’s Not A Football Fan [PHOTOS]

Guess that relationship with Taylor Swift fell through for Baby Jesus. Industry sources are talking today about Tim Tebow chasing Glee's Dianna Agron, a 25-year-old actress most of us have never heard of before. The bad news here for Tebow? Dianna might have a boyfriend. Pfft, like that matters these days. We're talking about the new Jacksonville Jaguars QB here, Dianna. Say yes. JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Football
Reports: Gronk Wasted On South Padre Island Spring Break [PHOTO]

Reports: Gronk Wasted On South Padre Island Spring Break [PHOTO]

Did you expect The Gronk to go easy during his second consecutive week of Spring Break? Meathead is going extra HAM on South Padre Island as we speak and BC just can't get enough of this bro. Imagine being 22, the best tight end in the NFL and bros just lining up to party with you. Imagine being allowed behind the bar to mix drinks at some South Padre Island bar. Imagine having the world by the balls. JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012
Clippers Fan Finger Blasting Herself After Beating Pistons Or Just Itching? [VIDEO]

Clippers Fan Finger Blasting Herself After Beating Pistons Or Just Itching? [VIDEO]

Remember the Pistons-Clippers game the other night when Blake Griffin blasted some woman holding nachos and a beer. To her left was backwards hat wearing dbag. Ring a bell? And here we figured that was the big highlight in that game. Wrong. One dude watched until the end when Chauncey Billups was chatting with his old friends. In the background was a woman doing something down there. JUMP!

Mar 21, 2012Features
Georgia Fan Making An Illegal Withdrawal Up In This Wells Fargo [Cuff ‘Em]

Georgia Fan Making An Illegal Withdrawal Up In This Wells Fargo [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Atlanta Police are looking for a man suspected of robbing a Buckhead Wells Fargo. The robbery happened at about 2:20 p.m. Monday at the bank branch at 2204 Peachtree Road. Police describe the suspect as a white man in his 30s, about 5-feet-10-inches tall and 180 pounds. He was wearing blue jeans, a plaid button-down shirt, sunglasses and a University of Georgia baseball cap during the robbery. Get his ass! Reward money! mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 21, 2012Other Sports
You’ve Been Warned UK Nation…IU Wants To Crean On Calipari’s Face [Morning Twitpic]

You’ve Been Warned UK Nation…IU Wants To Crean On Calipari’s Face [Morning Twitpic]

Of course the IU students are fired up over their Sweet 16 showdown with the hated Kentucky basketball program (via @skeetntweet630). Is a 'Kony Supports UK' banner a little over the top? Not a bit. Round one of the UK-IU fan banner war easily goes to Bloomington. Where you at, Lexington? Send pics: mail@bustedcoverage.com - In NBA news, how about this Jeremy Lin kid. Out of nowhere he goes for 18 & 10 on the Raptors. Gotta get his jersey. Let's get rolling!

Mar 20, 2012Other Sports
Gruesome Injuries: Here’s What A Hockey Skate To The Face Looks Like [PHOTOS]

Gruesome Injuries: Here’s What A Hockey Skate To The Face Looks Like [PHOTOS]

If you're like us, you've wondered what it would be like to take a skate to the face. Well, here's a partial answer. Portland Pirates forward Ryan Duncan did just that during a game on Sunday. There's now a nasty gash across his face, but he seems to be in good spirits. After a little time -- actually, a lot of time -- Duncan was patched up. While he's not quite as good as new, he at least took the time to share a photo of the injury with everyone. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Other Sports
Allen Iverson Divorce: Wife Wants List Of Women He’s Slept With!

Allen Iverson Divorce: Wife Wants List Of Women He’s Slept With!

Allen Iverson's soon-to-be ex-wife is not playing nice and boy, are we surprised. Tawanna Iverson has requested a list of every woman Allen has slept with since they've been married. Oh, and she wants their phone numbers too, presumably so she can track them down and get in some cat fights. We're here to explore the situation as well as give you the dirt on the Iverson's divorce proceedings. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Football
Model & Tebow Fan Shannon Richards Is Angry At John Elway [PHOTOS]

Model & Tebow Fan Shannon Richards Is Angry At John Elway [PHOTOS]

Shannon Richards is furious today at John Elway. Fuming mad. The voluptuous pinup model from Texas and a Tim Tebow supporter isn't taking this Peyton Manning signing with Denver news very well. Our appreciation for everything Shannon Richards goes back to the 2011 World Series when we featured her as a Texas Rangers superfan. Little did we know how much passion she has for Tebow. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012
This Sens-Leafs Fan Fight Includes Kessel Chick Throwing Haymakers [VIDEO]

This Sens-Leafs Fan Fight Includes Kessel Chick Throwing Haymakers [VIDEO]

While much of the attention from Saturday's Sens-Maple Leafs game was paid to two lesbians getting engaged, there was action off the ice that stole our hearts. It's been a pretty quiet year when it comes to NHL fan fights so this 100-level action got our attention. As an added bonus, we get a couple broads throwing bombs. Special attention should be paid to Phil Kessel chick. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Football
Headless Peyton Manning Broncos Jersey Sends Media Into Frenzy!

Headless Peyton Manning Broncos Jersey Sends Media Into Frenzy!

LOOK, A HEADLESS MANNING BRONCOS JERSEY! JIZZ EVERYWHERE! PHOTOGRAPHERS JUST BLASTING EACH OTHER IN THE RIBS TO GET THE FIRST PHOTO! FIRST! GOT IT FIRST, BITCH! SUCK IT ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS! DENVER POST RULES! WAIT, THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS FOLDED? SUCK IT COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE! AHHHH! Anyway, turn to NFL Network. Peyton takes the stages in a few minutes. (via @xmasape)

Mar 20, 2012Football
Angry Dolphins Fans Protest Jeff Ireland With These Posters [PHOTOS]

Angry Dolphins Fans Protest Jeff Ireland With These Posters [PHOTOS]

Angry at missing out on Peyton Manning. Angry at losing seasons. Angry at their general manager Jeff Ireland. Angry at David Garrard. Angry at housing prices. Angry at the cost of gas. Angry that they don't have girlfriends. Angry because they work 3rd shift. Anything else we're missing as to what Miami Dolphins fan is angry about? Today it all came to a head outside Dolphins' training camp. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Sportscasters
Meredith Marakovits Is Your New YES Network  Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

Meredith Marakovits Is Your New YES Network Sideline Reporter [PHOTOS]

It's amazing how good we are at discovering sideline reporting talent and then watching that talent flourish into the future of sideline reporting. Take Meredith Marakovits. Way back in 2010 BC was telling readers about this East Coaster who was tearing up the sports scene whether it was in Philadelphia or New York. A couple years later and she's getting Kim Jones' job at the YES Network, according to the network. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Features
Clowny Bologna, What the Hell is a Billiken? & Mini-Bike Elvis [Daily WTF]

Clowny Bologna, What the Hell is a Billiken? & Mini-Bike Elvis [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Mar 20, 2012Football
Peyton Manning To Denver Newspaper Front Pages: Kudos, Fort Collins!

Peyton Manning To Denver Newspaper Front Pages: Kudos, Fort Collins!

So a guy with a bad neck has agreed to a 5-year, $96 million contract with the Denver Broncos and it's the biggest news since, well, ever. Peyton Manning is expected to be introduced to the media at 3 p.m. EST. Meanwhile, the Colorado newspapers are busily preparing their Manning puns and the Tebow exit puns. Kudos to the Fort Collins Coloradoan to not waste time, going with this adios to Tebow message above the mast. More newspaper fronts - JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Football
Yes, The Gronk Spring Break Fiesta Has Moved To South Padre [PHOTOS]

Yes, The Gronk Spring Break Fiesta Has Moved To South Padre [PHOTOS]

Now that everyone has digested the big, "Gronk might have hooked up with 16-year-old in Aruba" news dropped yesterday here on BC, let's get to even more Gronk Fiesta nuggets. What would you say if we told you Meathead flew from Aruba to South Padre for another week of spring break? Of course you'd say that there are some broads that should be on notice for like five days of Fiesta(ing). You've been warned. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012
Last Night’s Rangers-Devils Line Brawl [VIDEO]

Last Night’s Rangers-Devils Line Brawl [VIDEO]

Not a secret - the Rangers & Devils hate each other. The coaches hate each other. The goons really hate each other. The Zamboni drivers hate each other. Etc. So it was no secret what would happen at the beginning of last night's game. :03 into the showdown and six pugilists were dropping gloves and hammering each other. Yep, that's a member of the ice team cleaning blood off the ice. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Features
Daughter Steals $28,000 Worth Of Dad’s Sports Memorabilia Collection [Cuff ‘Em]

Daughter Steals $28,000 Worth Of Dad’s Sports Memorabilia Collection [Cuff ‘Em]

Got ourselves a strong Daughter of the Year candidate this morning. Her name is Stephanie Bernier and she figured her father would never miss multiple pieces of his sports memorabilia collection. Items such as his 1933 World Series program. Or his 1951 All-Star Game program. Or a Roger Clemens signed baseball. The twist to this story? How dad figured out his collection had been stolen. JUMP!

Mar 20, 2012Other Sports
Can We Now Refer To Alex Ovechkin As The Russian Sex Cannon? [Morning Twitpic]

Can We Now Refer To Alex Ovechkin As The Russian Sex Cannon? [Morning Twitpic]

No idea how old this Ovi photo is. One of you hockey dorks will feel the need to destroy us, saying how 'old' this Russian Sex Cannon pic is. Send your love: mail@bustedcoverage.com - will be waiting. In NBA news, how about last night's performance from the Orlando Magic. 59 points - in a single NBA game. 11 4th quarter points. 35% from the field. In NFL news, the Broncos went from 70-1 Super Bowl favorites to 10-1 to win it all with Manning. Let's get rolling!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Yes, A Couple Had A Home Plate Wedding This Weekend At Rangers Ballpark [PHOTOS]

Yes, A Couple Had A Home Plate Wedding This Weekend At Rangers Ballpark [PHOTOS]

Ladies, it's your lucky day if you've ever had dreams of marrying the man of your dreams at home plate at Rangers Ballpark. Not satisfied with a reception inside the ballpark? Not satisfied with the standard fan tour where you get to visit the lockerroom and sniff the same air as Josh Hamilton? The Texas Rangers have the ultimate fan experience. How cool would it be to sit behind home plate and taunt your buddy who's about to get tied down? JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Antoine Walker 2006 Miami Heat NBA Championship Ring Fetches $21.5K

Antoine Walker 2006 Miami Heat NBA Championship Ring Fetches $21.5K

Former Boston Celtics & Miami Heat multi-millionaire Antoine Walker has fallen pretty far since his (kind of) glorious NBA days. Walker is having a little financial difficulty. He filed for bankruptcy in 2010 and was just forced to sell his 2006 NBA Championship ring. It fetched a nice price, but isn't going to come anywhere near paying off Walker's debt. Oh, and did we mention Antoine is playing in the D-League? Gotta make a paycheck somehow, we guess. JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Portland Trailblazers’ Amanda Finally Living NBA Dancer Dream [PHOTOS]

Portland Trailblazers’ Amanda Finally Living NBA Dancer Dream [PHOTOS]

We're headed to the Pacific Northwest to check in on the Portland Trail Blazers' Dancers. Specifically Amanda, a gorgeous blonde with a big smile! An outdoorsy kinda girl that loves to fish, bike and hike, Amanda also knows a thing or two about wearing tight ass dresses that show off all of her best parts. She's also persistent. It took this firecracker five attempts before she made the Trailblazers dance team. JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Bengals’ Cheerleader Laura Vikmanis Memoir: Fights Over Real, Fake Boobs [PHOTOS]

Bengals’ Cheerleader Laura Vikmanis Memoir: Fights Over Real, Fake Boobs [PHOTOS]

There's a good chance this week you'll be hearing quite a bit about Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader Laura Vikmanis. Laura holds the NFL record for oldest cheerleader - 43. Of course her story dominated the cheerleading circuit in 2011 when it became a sensation. The offers soon followed Guess what comes out this week? Yep, the book. And there are boob references. JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012Other Sports
Miguel Cabrera’s Face Bloodied Via Hunter Pence Grounder [PHOTOS]

Miguel Cabrera’s Face Bloodied Via Hunter Pence Grounder [PHOTOS]

Miguel Cabrera's face will look differnt the next time you see him doing interviews on ESPN. A solid guess is that he'll need 3-4 stitches to close the gash under his right eye that resulted via a Hunter Pence during today's spring training game against Philadelphia. A bad hop, and sunglasses, played a role in Cabrera looking like he'd been in a UFC fight with Jon "Bones" Jones. Like a stuck pig. JUMP!

Mar 19, 2012
Yep, We Now Have Lesbian Wedding Proposals At NHL Rink [VIDEO]

Yep, We Now Have Lesbian Wedding Proposals At NHL Rink [VIDEO]

The big weekend news in Ottawa, Ontario? This lesbian wedding proposal Saturday night where Senators fan asked for her Toronto Maple Leafs lesbian lover's hand in marriage. This isn't some sort of joke conjured up by rascally interns. Real deal. Really lesbians showing love in front of thousands of unsuspecting fans. Oh, just wait until Rush Limbaugh hears about these Canadian sluts disgracing a hockey game. JUMP!