There were like 1500 people watching the Pistons-Wizards game last night, hence the lack of buzz from Brandon Knight jumping over the Detroit bench and into the Gatorade buckets. The Pistons won a meaningless game, the Wizards draft pick positioning (2nd worst NBA record) gets better and BC lands this video of Knight getting rained on. Everyone is a winner this morning. JUMP!
Bangor, Maine: Bangor police say they're looking for a man who raided a locker room during a charity fundraiser musical at the high school over the weekend. Police on Monday released video surveillance of the man who went into the locker room on Sunday during the Rotary Club of Bangor's seventh annual Music Off Broadway show while performers were on stage. The musical raised money for several area nonprofits. Typical Yankees loser, picking on those helping the community.
• Kate Upton admiring man dong in Miami • Cheerleaders of the Final Four; Louisville -450 • Kentucky fan offers up wife for Final Four tickets • Will someone pay $1M for Honus Wagner T-206? • Video: Tebow using "excited" 45 times! • Best Bikini Ass We Could Find: Nina Agdal • Bikini Model Trying To Make It: Michelle Lombardo • Wrist Bra Model Of The Day: Rali!
Someone needs to end this Martina Navratilova disaster on Dancing With The Stars. Look, she doesn't want to be dancing with 'Tony' or whatever they call this Russian heartthrob. You throw Martina's ass on the floor with Kim Johnson & the tennis legend is going HAM, just grinding all over Kim's ass. Sad. In NBA news, the Knicks are .500! The bad news: Stoudemire is out indefinitely. In Final Four news, fans are paying $900 to stay in the French Quarter! Let's get rolling!
Los Angeles Lakes guard Kobe Bryant didn't have a very good night on Sunday. He got benched in the fourth quarter for not playing defense. Fortunately, he had a pretty nice day on Saturday. That's when Bryant went and dropped more than $300,000 on a new Ferrari 548 Italia. Guess how he paid for it. We've got the details of the transaction and the car. It's got a little bit of power, if there was any doubt. Check it!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
• Yep, Kendra Wilkinson has big fake breasts • Audrina Patridge shows off her awesome curves • Miley Cyrus loves to dress up for Muhammad Ali • Elisandra Tomacheski's new hot photoshoot • Models Trying To Make It: Amanda Roadmen • Make sure you mind the gap • Doctor Who's new hot companion - Jenna • All hail Argentina's Jorgelina Airaldi
The final straggler photos from the Gronk South Padre Fiesta came in over the weekend & we're told by tipsters that this is the Jizz Blaster doing work on thick thighs at one of South Padre's bars. Of course we've been taking plenty of sh*t over the last week for our Gronk coverage. Look, there is something very black & white you morons need to realize - we love this guy. Of course he's a pageview generator. Of course he parties. We love it. Repeat, love it! JUMP!
Our sources continue to work their sources, but word on the street at Tampa Rays camp is that short-legged mack daddy Don Zimmer has new arm candy for the 2012 season. Just look at that smile coming from a guy walking around town with Playboy Playmate Jaime Edmondson on his arm. Just flaunting it in the face of all the old coots still married after 61 years. You have to imagine being Don Zimmer is a helluva life. Women just throwing themselves at you. JUMP!
In case you were already at the bar Friday afternoon and didn't hear, NFL Network dropped the hammer on Warren Sapp for his Twitter snitch comments towards Jeremy Shockey. The network, which claims it is totally autonomous from the NFL, says its executives had words with Sapp regarding breaking news and that he's not a reporter. But, according to our friends at SportsRantz.com, there was another punishment that you might not realize. JUMP!
"Yeah, Gronk, what's the most broads you've banged in one Fiesta?" Or, "Uh, yeah, hey bro. Big fan. You ever crush two broads and bonged three beers at the same time?" What about, "Gronk, how do you tell fat broads it's time to go after you've banged them in the shower on spring break?" Get your questions together, Rhode Island meatheads. Your hero is coming to the Kingston campus to give an actual speech. Not kidding. $7. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Get used to it, fellas. This is the future of Skip Bayless on ESPN. Let us recap this press conference for you guys who are at work: I'm here to be a great teammate. I have a great relationship with Rex Ryan. Rex has the same agent as I do. I'm excited to be a Jet. I think it's going to be alot of fun. This is a blessing for me. It's going to be a great opportunity.
Cristiano Ronaldo's WAG Irina Shayk spent the weekend in Miami because that's what hot chicks do with their girlfriends on Sweet 16 weekend. You know how all your 'cool' buddies at work get fired up about going to Vegas for #1 vs. #16 games on the first weekend of March Madness? We hear that Euro WAGs consider Sweet 16 weekend their time to 'get away' and act like fools. Our spies tell us that Shayk had a OSU-Louisville-UK-UNC moneyline parlay that got busted. JUMP!
Yes, we saw Dancing Baylor Fan live during yesterday's game. However, unlike the hundreds of Internet dorks who aren't married, don't have responsibilities besides eating, taking dumps and watching sports, I waited until this morning to address this guy. See, the competition just knows of him as Dancing Baylor Guy. We actually went out and found Thomas Leathers' Facebook photos. JUMP!
ECHLer Trent Campbell isn't your typical loser in Florida ripping off taxis while out drinking with his boys. This guy has 16 goals & 34 assists this season for the South Carolina Stingrays. He's 29. Only has 39 penalty minutes. How drunk was Campbell Saturday? Must have been really, really hammered to steal a taxi. JUMP!
• Kansas fan rocks "Play With Our Self" shirt • Jayson Werth drills own truck w/HR! • Fame Whore: Canseco wants to fight Sapp • Fox Sports: Cardinals player is 'Minor League Guy' • Watch: Aussie rugby player's ankle snaps • Disney Stars Gone Wild: The Bikini Edition! • Totally forgot about Tata Thursday - go look! • Wet Bikini Action...introducing Erika Jayne
No biggie, this was from Saturday when nobody is watching SportsCenter. Anyway, how about the Kentucky Final Four? John Clay of the Herald-Leader writes this morning: Welcome to what promises to be the wildest, craziest, most hyped, most exciting, most nerve-wracking and sleepless six days leading up to the biggest, most-anticipated sporting event in the history of our little commonwealth. Bourbon St. is officially on notice. Let's get rolling!
Yes, that is a giant Jim Boeheim and Big Orange mascot signs in the crowd at in the East Regional Final. The Ohio State Buckeyes took on the Syracuse Orange in the Elite Eight where the winner goes to the Final Four. Aaron Craft's family were shown on TV and didn't look like they cared about the game at all. Jim Boeheim was upset with almost every call on the sidelines as the refs continued the tradition of being awful. JUMP!