You have to admit Sasha Vujacic struck the lottery. Just take a look at the situation. This cat has no talent, yet he winds up playing for the the Los Angeles Lakers. Hell, he even wins a couple championships and gets a cool nickname -- The Machine. Doesn't end there though. The dude who looks like he should be working at McDonald's is going to marry Maria Sharapova. Oh, his OC house is for sale. Undercut the hell out of the price! JUMP!
Um, what can we really say about what Kurt Warner is facing at the dinner table this evening. First of all, when did Brenda pop out twins? Totally missed that one. Second, this is why guys like Warner and Favre try to drain every last ounce of football out of their bodies before calling it a career. It keeps them busy. Can you imagine the ass kicking Warner had in mind when he heard some bro was rewarded with one of his twins - for a birthday gift. (via @kurt13warner)
• Victoria Justice is absolutely adorable • Krysten Ritter takes you through her place • Candice Swanepoel gets hot for GQ • Alessandra Ambrosio gets extremely leggy • Melissa Giraldo is back and looking hotter than ever • Kris Jenner has Kendall tweeting bikini pics • At least Kendra Wilkinson is honest • Sexy celebrity Miami Beach butt bonanza
Of course USC isn't going to be pleased when football officials hear about this photo of their prized defensive recruit Leonard Williams holding an AK-47. Considered one of the top defensive ends in the country, Williams made official visits to Florida, Florida Sate, USC, Auburn and Miami. Of course this was a big 'get' for the Lane Kiffin regime. Everyone can relax, it's a fake gun. Maybe Leonard wants to be in action movies. JUMP!
Al Trautwig last night became the latest sportscaster to fall victim to the ever humorous “bulging d*ck” blooper while going over Amar’e Stoudemire’s…
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
It's the Twitter hashtag campaign that's picking up steam this morning. If you don't have a #KUBoobs search tab open in your browser, what are you waiting on? Is your bracket busted? Are you sitting at work completely bored and tired of listening to Ashlynn bitching about her boyfriend treating her like sh*t? We have your perfect time waster today and the rest of the week. Go follow @KUboobs. Can't access Twitter at work? Here's a best of #KUBoobs as of 11:45 EST. JUMP!
While the mainstream media dorks are focused on the great coaching names at this year's Final Four, we're just thankful that four mainstream teams are heading to the Big Easy. Why? It makes finding hot cheerleaders from the school's much easier. You have any idea how hard it is to locate hot Butler cheerleaders? Impossible. What about George Mason? Are you kidding? God bless, Kansas. They're bringing Brooke and those legs to town for to face Ohio State. JUMP!
Get a good look at these 2011 Oklahoma State Big 12 rings because in five years they'll be for sale on eBay. The players got their rings yesterday and wasted little time tweeting photos of this obnoxious ego candy. Look, we understand you have to reward student-athletes with something they can eventually pawn when their careers are over and they need to pay off a car. But this 'thing' is ridiculous. And guess what it reads on the side? JUMP!
There were like 1500 people watching the Pistons-Wizards game last night, hence the lack of buzz from Brandon Knight jumping over the Detroit bench and into the Gatorade buckets. The Pistons won a meaningless game, the Wizards draft pick positioning (2nd worst NBA record) gets better and BC lands this video of Knight getting rained on. Everyone is a winner this morning. JUMP!
Bangor, Maine: Bangor police say they're looking for a man who raided a locker room during a charity fundraiser musical at the high school over the weekend. Police on Monday released video surveillance of the man who went into the locker room on Sunday during the Rotary Club of Bangor's seventh annual Music Off Broadway show while performers were on stage. The musical raised money for several area nonprofits. Typical Yankees loser, picking on those helping the community.
• Kate Upton admiring man dong in Miami • Cheerleaders of the Final Four; Louisville -450 • Kentucky fan offers up wife for Final Four tickets • Will someone pay $1M for Honus Wagner T-206? • Video: Tebow using "excited" 45 times! • Best Bikini Ass We Could Find: Nina Agdal • Bikini Model Trying To Make It: Michelle Lombardo • Wrist Bra Model Of The Day: Rali!
Someone needs to end this Martina Navratilova disaster on Dancing With The Stars. Look, she doesn't want to be dancing with 'Tony' or whatever they call this Russian heartthrob. You throw Martina's ass on the floor with Kim Johnson & the tennis legend is going HAM, just grinding all over Kim's ass. Sad. In NBA news, the Knicks are .500! The bad news: Stoudemire is out indefinitely. In Final Four news, fans are paying $900 to stay in the French Quarter! Let's get rolling!
Los Angeles Lakes guard Kobe Bryant didn't have a very good night on Sunday. He got benched in the fourth quarter for not playing defense. Fortunately, he had a pretty nice day on Saturday. That's when Bryant went and dropped more than $300,000 on a new Ferrari 548 Italia. Guess how he paid for it. We've got the details of the transaction and the car. It's got a little bit of power, if there was any doubt. Check it!
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow is the billboard king! Everywhere the guy goes he gets a billboard, sometimes two. He had them in Denver and he already has one in New York. We're pretty sure he probably had one or two in Florida too. The New York Tebow billboard was put up by Jockey, which Tebow endorses. This is probably just the tip of the iceberg. We can't wait until there's a billboard clamoring for Tebow to be inserted into the starting lineup. JUMP!
• Yep, Kendra Wilkinson has big fake breasts • Audrina Patridge shows off her awesome curves • Miley Cyrus loves to dress up for Muhammad Ali • Elisandra Tomacheski's new hot photoshoot • Models Trying To Make It: Amanda Roadmen • Make sure you mind the gap • Doctor Who's new hot companion - Jenna • All hail Argentina's Jorgelina Airaldi