Via: A cross-dressing man with a heavy limp robbed a bank in Houston’s Montrose area, according to the FBI’s Houston Office. The robbery happened Wednesday afternoon at an IBC Bank in the 3900 block of Montrose. A man, wearing a blond woman’s wig and a long medical smock with floral designs, walked in and gave the teller a threatening note, demanding money. Slow sports arrest morning. Hope you enjoy this homeboy making a withdrawal.
• Japanese Baseball Cheerleaders - RAAWWRRRRR • Pic: Charles Barkley in drag for Weight Watchers • Lindsey Vonn is sleeping with a U.S. pole vaulter? • BWAAAHAAAA! Dan Snyder 'Tebows' NY media • Celebs In Bright Green Bikinis: Vanessa Hudgens • MORE of Rita Rusic lounging in her bikini • Kate Upton debates model on who has better ass • MUST-SEE! Imogen Thomas beach workout
The big news this morning in Lexington? Cops are preparing to shut down specific streets after Saturday's Final Four game between Kentucky and Louisville. Why? They figure some sh*t will be burning in the streets. The good news for cops is that the game starts at 5 CST. An NCAA record 75,000 people will be in attendance for Saturday's games. Figure on 53,000 of them being UK fans. We're putting out the call for your photos of drunken UK fan: email@example.com
Yep, still on the Holley Mangold bandwagon with 120 days until the start of the 2012 Olympic Games in London. Don't think for a second that Matt Lauer won't be chatting her up at least 2-3 times over the two weeks. Don't think she won't be part of a skit where Holley is required to smack Al Roker upside the head with fish & chips. Don't think she won't be swan diving into piles of spotted dick on the Today show. JUMP!
Former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Terry Bradshaw was a cowboy. Who knew? The Hall of Famer is putting his gigantic Oklahoma ranch on the market, where you can breed the hell out of some horses, for just under $10 million. It's probably totally worth it if you're into impregnating horses and crap like that. In addition to the home, there are three barns that sit on more acres than you can shake a stick it! JUMP!
Here's the Tiger Woods porn flick you've been waiting for! At least, if you're the kind of person waiting for Tiger Woods porn flicks. Vivid will release a flick called 3 Mistresses featuring three of Woods' former ladies -- Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. Not only will there be a Q&A about Tiger's sexual habits, but the girls will also act them out for your viewing enjoyment. This, we've got to see.
• Minka Kelly's hotness cannot be contained • Looks like Megan Fox is pregnant... • "Spring Breakers" set surrounded by creeps • 20 Hottest photos of Amanda Roadmen • Kate Upton & Jessica Rafalowski have a butt debate • Rachel Bloom wants you to touch her 'boobies' • Lindsay Lohan looks better without clothes • 80 Hot pictures of sexy fitness girls
Never heard of Johanna Quaas? Are you kidding me? Pure legend. Here she is at the recent Cottbus 2012 World Cup doing her thing in the floor routine. She's 86. Nope, not kidding. Look, we know 3/4 of BC readers are fat turds sitting at an office desk just hoping make it to happy hour. You could learn something from Johanna this afternoon. Just watch this old broad bouncing around a floor. Sure beats sh*tting your pants in some rest home. JUMP!
You just know Louisville fans, players, cheerleaders, media, etc. are playing with house money this weekend in New Orleans. Shouldn't be here. Outplayed by Florida. About to get drilled by the hated Kentucky Wildcats. Let's just say Thursday and Friday on Bourbon Street should be a drunk-fest for those UL faithful. Back on the big stage and bringing those hot cheerleaders/dancers to town. Business trip my ass. The Redbirds are going to put on a partying show. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
God bless Kentucky, Louisville and the Final Four. These hilljacks should be playing in the Big Dance every year, preferably in the Elite Eight or Final Four. Doesn't matter the records of each team. Easily the best thing to happen to college basketball in years. Never thought we'd see the day when Ohio State is overshadowed by #KUBoobs or these basketball fans in Kentucky fighting at a dialysis center. JUMP!
Of course we know a trend that's going to explode when we see one. Take sports, a major sporting event and boobs. Mix together and you have Twitter gold. This #KUBoobs Twitter phenomenon has gotten so out of control that TV and radio stations are clamoring to talk to the founder, Tiffany Kent. Her Twitter account - @MommyLovesWine - is now over 2,000 followers. Meanwhile, the big news this morning is that @KUBoobs has been suspended by Twitter. Video - JUMP!
Via: It’s a bit of a cold case, and this woman certainly looks pretty cold. You may have seen these photos before, because the FBI and police had been looking for this gun toting gal for nearly two a a half years. It was October 9, 2009 when she went storming into the National City Bank on South Mason with a gun in one hand and a knife in the other. She grabbed her cash and headed out the front door. Scared to snitch? We'll turn her in: email@example.com
• Vodka chugger Dana Jacobson is leaving ESPN! • Hockey Fights: Guy knees, spits on fellow fighter • D-Bag: Yes, there's a Jeremy Lin impersonator • Parents in Alabama city want a Nick Saban H.S. • 35-Year-Old Lithuanian You Need To Know: Nerya • Biggest Jamaican Rack You'll See All Day: Carla • Blow Off Time At Your Shitty Job With...Anastasia • Rita Rusic's rack still flopping around on vacation
Those of you just waking up need to know that the MLB season opener is underway in Japan. A's vs. Mariners. Ichiro leading off in his homeland. Goosebumps for those of us raised on baseball. Only problem? You can't watch this game live via your cable provider. Want to watch it live? Gotta order MLB.tv. And the divide between baseball and the NFL/NBA just keeps widening. Oh well, you can watch the replay starting at 9 a.m. EST. Let's get rolling!
We thought it would be a good idea to let Packers fan bitch about the Cowboys and Giants opening the 2012 NFL season, a tradition that usually finds the past two Super Bowl champions facing each other. You know what gets a Packers fan pissed off? The Cowboys. A team that has one playoff victory in the Tony Romo era. Kinda gave Monty the floor on this one and let him go nuts. Remember, BC remains neutral & just wants to see you morons fight one another. JUMP!